I'm goning to include pep pills. Of course, I'm not copying anyone I just need it for a funny event I want to do. Also I just realized I forgot to have Aeris kiddnaped.

Cloud: I want to learn about Ancients

Tifa: Why don't you ask Aeris

Cloud: Exactly my point

Tifa: So?

Cloud: Let's rescue her then, once I learn about Ancients, I'll abandon her

Tifa: Fine by me, after all, shes your girlfriend!

Cloud: Son of a-BEEP!

Tifa: Who?

Cloud: Umm...Barret!

Barret: zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

Cloud: Nevermind!

Cloud kicks Barret

Barret: OW! My butt still is bruised from all that kicking you did in the second mission!

Aeris's House...

Aeris's "Mother" tells story of Aeris

Party: zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

A/N: Party means the team as in the 3 characters in the "party"

Wall Market at the "Shiny Golden Wire of Hope"

Cloud: Let's climb it

At the annoying swinging wire thing

Cloud misses

2 hours later, Cloud finally makes it

Barret & Tifa: What about us?

4 hours later, Barret & Tifa make it

Shinra HQ

Party "sneaks" in

Barret gets annoyed so he uses pep pills to speed him up

Barret: (Sings the Song That Never Ends)THISISTHESONGTHATNEVERENDS,ITJUSTGOESONANDONMYFRIENDS!SOMEPEOPLE,STARTEDSINGINGITNOTKNOWWHATITWAS!ANDTHEY'LLCONTINUESINGINGITFOREVERJUSTBECUASE...(repeats 1000 times)

To be continued...

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