This is probably really old and dead but im bored so i decided to write this

Tifa: No I'm not

Soldier1&2&3: Oh crap...

*Soldiers get blown away*

Barret: Screw this... *Uses Catastrophe to blow a hole to the floor with the prison cells

Cloud: Well, I guess we have to go with the story

(Everyone surrenders themselves)

RedXIII: Hi!

Barret: Oops! Looks like we forgot to free you and Aeris

Aeris: Dosen't really matter

Cloud: Nope...

Tifa: To h*ll with this! *Busts up everything in her path*

Sephiroth: Jenova! Can you hewlp me shtick thish shword into Prewshident Shinra?

*Jenova does as its told*

Jenova thinks to itself: Sissy...

Cloud: Oy...

Rufus: Why is Sepiroth still here?

Cloud: That's what I'd like to know...

Barret: HIEVERYBODYLETSBUSTUPSHINRAOHHESDEADOKSOLETSKILLTHESISSY!

Party: Sigh...

-To be continued