I have no idea why im still writing this...this has been dead for years...anywayz enjoy!

Sephiroth: BEAM-ME-UP!

Palmer: Ooooga Booooga...*Farts*

Everyone: UGH! *Faints in unison*

Palmer: Time to make my getaway! Mwahahaha! *Trips*

Cloud: Retard...

Barret: Arg, my pills wore off...

Tifa: Barret, the expiry date says 12/15/1986

Barret: And that means...?

*Tifa hands him a giant roll of toilet paper*

Barret: Oh SH*T!!! (Pun intended)

Cloud: Anywayz, Rufus, I challenge you to a duel!

Rufus: Not with my panther at my side!

Jenova: Stop talking like Yu-Gi-Oh characters!

Cloud: You're STILL here?

Jenova: ...Oops...

Cloud: Shoo! Away with you demon!

Jenova: I'm not a demon

Rufus: Since when can Jenova talk?

Jenova: Uhhh...


-To be continued...

Anywayz, I've got to finish my homework. Sorry it's so short, homework problems...