Author's Notes: Kioko: I only got a FEW flames!! It's a miracle!!
Mirai Trunks: You must be one lucky author, Kioko.
Kioko: As I've told you before, Trunks-kun. Luck has nothing to do with being an author.
Mirai Trunks: Just like luck has nothing to do with beating up two fierce androids?
Kioko: Exactly!!
Help Wanted: Um…I kinda need a very detailed summary of the Cell Games from the start. Babyblonde5333 gave me an excellent summary of when Gohan fought. You can email me the summary at kioko_18@hotmail.com. DON'T leave it in the review. Thankz!!!
Disclaimer: Random Teacher: Kioko, your word is 'Disclaimer'.
Kioko: 'Disclaimer' I-D-O-N-T-O-W-N-D-R-A-G-O-N-B-A-L-L-Z. 'Disclaimer'
Random Teacher: I'm sorry, but that's incorrect. Disclaimer is spelled, 'D- I-S-C-L-A-I-M-E-R.'
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Chapter 7: Now what?!
Videl waited nervously for Gohan to return. She had a feeling that tonight was going to be one of those nights. You know, those kinds of nights when whatever might go wrong will go wrong. But, with Gohan by her side, that feeling was somewhat diminished. She felt a connection with Gohan, especially since that day when he revealed all of his secrets.
"Where'd Gohan go?" Mirai Trunks asked, trying to get away from the teenage girls flocking around him.
"He and Vegeta went to talk about something," Videl replied. "They both looked kinda edgy."
"Gohan and Dad…talking?! Now that's weird!!" Mirai Trunks cried. "It really must be important…I wonder…"
"Wondering never gets you any where, boy," Vegeta's voice stated from behind. "If you want to figure something out, you don't sit on your ass and ponder the answer. You get up and look for it."
"Gee…Thanks Dad," Mirai Trunks grumbled sarcastilly. "I'll remember that little piece of information when I really need it."
"Sorry it took us a bit, Videl," Gohan apologized. "It was something that needed to be done."
"It's all right, Gohan." Videl replied, giving Gohan a smile. "I'm sure it must have been important."
"You could say that..."
"Uh...Hello?" another usher asked into the microphone. The auditorium quieted. "OK...Will the students involved in the play please come up and get ready? We would like to get this going a little sooner than expected."
"Damn." Videl hissed. "I was hoping they wouldn't make us do that horrible thing..."
"Oh, it'll be fun Videl!!" Gohan exclaimed, trying to be cheerful. He knew exactly how fun it would be. He was referring to blow up the auditorium and kill some scriptwriter's fun of course.
As if sensing their problem the usher continued, "Oh! Ms. Satan and Mr. Son! We've got replacements for you!! No need to get up!!"
"Thank you, Kami..." Videl breathed, plopping back down in her seat.
"You were involved in this murder of the Cell Games, Gohan?" Mirai Trunks asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah...I was the 'Delivery Boy'..." Gohan sighed, putting the emphasis on 'Delivery Boy'.
"Oh man!! Who'd a thought they'd stick with the same lame name that they gave you at the Ce..." Mirai Trunks laughed, before Gohan firmly clamped a hand over his mouth.
"No mentioning the Cell Games around Videl unless you act like we weren't there." Gohan hissed. "I haven't quite told her about it yet..."
"Oh...OK." Mirai Trunks replied. "When ARE you going to tell her?"
"...Eventually..."
"Tell me WHAT, Son Gohan?!" Videl growled, glaring at the two demi saiya-jins. "There isn't more to you besides the whole 'dragonball' thing, is there?!"
"Um...I'll have to get back to you on that, Videl," Gohan said, sweatdropping. "It's kinda a long and complicated story..."
"Hey, Gohan!!" Goku called from the other side of the row. "Do you want some popcorn?? We saved ten pounds of it for you!!"
"Sure, Dad!!" Gohan replied, bounding away from Videl.
"You better have saved some for me, Goku-san!!" Mirai Trunks added, charging after Gohan.
'Men!!' Videl thought. 'All they care about is their damn stomachs!!'
"That's not true, Videl!!" Gohan argued. He shoved a handful of popcorn into his mouth. "Iw careth abouta ah loth moreth thingsth than foodth!!"
"Well you sure don't act like it..." she exclaimed, rolling her eyes. Then, she froze. Did she say that out loud?
"Of course you said it out loud, Videl!" Gohan replied. "How else could I hear you?!"
"I didn't say that out loud either, you baka!!" Videl yelled. The surrounding people-being only Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, Goten, Chi-Chi, Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma-stared at them in surprise/amusement/confusion/joy.
'Videl is sure acting weird...Maybe she has PMS or something...' Gohan thought.
"I DON'T have PMS, you jerk!!" Videl snapped.
As the two continued to argue about things they didn't say out loud, the others were having different reactions.
"OH JOY!!!" Chi-Chi screamed, hugging Goku a little too hard.
"Um...Chi?" he gasped. "I... can't...breathe..."
"WHO CARES?!?!!" she exclaimed. "THEY'RE SHOWING SIGNS OF BONDING!!!! GRANDCHILDREN AT LAST!!!"
"I'm going to be an uncle?!" Goten asked.
"This is so exciting!!" Bulma added.
"I don't see what's so exciting about the damn brat and the damn harpy bonding...It was bound to happen from the beginning anyways," Vegeta snorted, rolling his eyes.
"...I...think...one...of...my...ribs...cracked..." Goku whispered, beginning to turn a light shade of blue.
Ignoring her husband's remark, Bulma went on and on about having a huge, fancy wedding at Capsule Corp, the wedding colors, the wedding cake, and anything else that had to do with weddings. Chi-Chi was adding her suggestions in and Goku was trying hard not to turn an even darker shade of blue.
"Geez...They're just bonding...It's not like their making out or something," Chibi Trunks exclaimed, rolling his eyes at his mother.
"Chi-Chi-san and Mom acted like this when they found out Gohan was engaged in my timeline too...It was horrible...I was going to be the ring bearer and they had this horrible suit picked out for me..." Mirai Trunks shuddered at the thought.
Gohan and Videl stopped arguing to stare at the adults with a mixture of confusion and horror.
"What are they talking about, Gohan? What's this bonding thing?"
"This...is...bad..."
"I want an answer!!"
"Wasn't that one?"
"No, you baka!!"
Luckily, the lights darkened and the stage lit up before Gohan could answer Videl's question. The auditorium quieted and Chi-Chi released Goku from her death grip.
"Ladies and Gentlemen..." an announcer-type voice exclaimed from the speakers. "Before we get to the Cell Games footage, we would like to present to you Orange Star High's reenactment of the Cell Games!"
"Cool!!"
"Damnit..."
"This is going to be soo stupid..."
"Awesome!!"
"Why me?!"
The audience shushed the people in the front row, as the curtain was opened and an arena complete with 'Cell' and the surrounding mountains appeared.
'Cell' turned to the audience and said, "Ha. Ha. Ha. I. Am. Cell. I. Will. Destroy. This. Stupid. Planet."
"Oh, no you won't!!" a voice from off-stage yelled and the 'Z senshi' 'flew' onto the set. 'Kuririn' tripped, slammed into 'Tenshinhan', and they both fell off the stage.
Gohan slumped into his seat, expecting to hear 'FINAL FLASH!!' any second, but Vegeta wasn't the one who outburst. It was both of the Trunks'.
"WHAT THE HELL?" they demanded together. "WHY I AM A GIRL?"
"SHHH!!!!" the audience shushed, daring the interrupters to keep interrupting.
*~On Stage~*
"You. Will. Not. Be. Able. To. Defeat. Me. Small. Man." 'Cell' laughed.
"I. Will. Defeat. You. Cell. Monster." 'Goku' replied, and the two began to spar.
"Urk!!"
"Ug!!"
"Go. Gold. Haired. Man!" 'Yamcha' cheered.
After five more minutes of 'sparring', 'Goku' fell back in defeat.
"Ah. I. Am. Defeateded." he called in monotone. "Delivery. Boy. You. Must. Fight. For. Me..."
And with an agonizing groan, 'Goku' died.
"Ha. You. Were. Strong. But. I. Am. Still. Stronger." Cell laughed. "That. Is. Why. You. Lay. There. Dead. Not. Moving."
*~Off Stage~*
"This is funny!!" Goku whispered, grabbing a handful of popcorn.
"It is quite amusing," Vegeta added. "In a dark, demented way..."
*~On Stage~*
"Oh. No." 'Gohan' AKA 'Delivery Boy' whined. "What. Am. I. To. Do? I. Am. Just. A. Plain. Old. Delivery. Boy!! I. Cannot. Do. Any. Of. Those. Fancy. Tricks!!"
*~Off Stage~*
"Hey!! My brother wouldn't give up like that!! He can do anything!! An he's the one who REALLY..." Goten called out. Chibi Trunks kicked Goten in the shins before he could say anything else. "Owie!!"
*~On Stage~*
"Don't worry, Delivery Boy!! Your savior has come!!" another off stage voice called and 'Mr. Satan' walked onto the stage. He did a few poses and then continued on, "Fear not, Planet Earth!! For I, Mr. Satan, shall save you from this evil monster!!"
The cheers that went up from the crowd quickly drowned out the booing and hissing of the saiya-jins and their mates.
"Ah. You. Look. Strong." 'Cell' exclaimed. He put his hand out in front of him. "Here. Take. My. Fireball."
'Cell' pressed a button and some fireworks went off in front of 'Mr. Satan'. After the dust cleared, 'Mr. Satan' was still standing, unscathed.
"Ha. Ha. Your. Tricks. Are. Stupid. And. Um...Useless." Mr. Satan replied. "Now. You. Will. Pay. For. What. You. Did."
'Mr. Satan' punched 'Cell once in the stomach, picked him up and then tossed him into a mountain.
"I. Wish. I. Was. Like. Him." 'Vegeta' declared in monotone.
"Oooh!! He's soooo strong!!" 'Mirai Trunks' added. "And a hunk too!!"
"Ah! I. Am. Deafeted!!" Cell cried out. He stood up and then blew up.
"Justice is served." 'Mr. Satan' stated, flashing the crowd a victory sign before the curtain fell.
"That was even stupider than normal..." Videl declared, as the auditorium erupted in cheers and clapping once again.
"No kidding..." Gohan said, sweatdropping.
"Must...Suppress...Urge...To...Kill...Something!!!" Mirai Trunks cried out. After a few minutes of having a mental argument, he slumped back into his seat, deciding he would hunt the writers down later when there were not as many witnesses around.
On the other hand, Vegeta didn't have the self control his son did and yelled, "WHEN I FIND THOSE DAMN SCRIPT WRITERS I'M GOING TO FINAL FLASH THEM TO HELL!!!!!"
"Oh, calm down, Vegeta." Bulma sighed. She turned to Chi-Chi. "Honestly, I can't take him anywhere without him threatening some poor, innocent human..."
"The play you just saw is on tape and will be in stores tomorrow." The announcer-type voice explained. "Now, we ask that you stay put and the Cell Games footage will begin!!"
In the very back of the auditorium two figures sat in the shadows. One was snickering rather loudly and the other looked really peeved.
"Will STOP laughing?" the green one demanded, backhanding the other in the head. "It wasn't THAT funny!!"
"Sure it was!!!" the white one laughed. "You got beat by a pathetic human with an afro!!!"
"At least I wasn't defeated by Vegeta's future son!!"
"Hey! I've got an excuse! He was a Super Saiya-jin and I was a cyborg!! If I would've been at my full power I would've smashed his purple head into the pavement!!"
"Sure..."
"Oh joy..." Gohan sighed, staring at the screen which now read 'This presentation has been brought to you by Sand and Cactuses.' "The moment I've been waiting for is finally here..."
"Lighten up, Gohan," Mirai Trunks whispered. "Just act like you were never there and you'll be fine!!"
"Well, it's kinda hard considering that my father died during the Cell Games!!"
"Well..." Mirai Trunks countered. "I died during the Cell Games and you don't see ME complaining now, do you?"
"Good point..."
"Will you two shut up, already?!" Sharpner hissed. "It's about to start!!"
"Geez...Take a chill pill, blondie..." Mirai Trunks muttered, rolling his eyes and then turning his attention towards the screen.
*~On Screen~*
The title, 'The Actual Footage of How Mr. Satan Defeated the Horrible Monster Cell On May 26th' AKA 'The Cell Games' had replaced the 'Sand and Cactuses' add. The scene changed to a picture of all the Z senshi who appeared at the Cell Games and the narrorator started.
"During the Cell Games, a mysterious band of warriors appeared, thinking they could defeat Cell. They, like Cell, were magicians, claiming to be able to fly and shoot light out of their hands. Tonight, we hope to give you some insight on who they are and why they showed up." The screen zoomed in on Yamcha first. "This man is none other than the famous baseball star, Yamcha. Why did he show up at the Cell Games? Maybe to try and impress some more of his fans." Zoom out on Yamcha and zoom in on Tenshinhan. "This is Tenshinhan, a martial artist who won the 22nd Tenkachi Budouki. Maybe, he was trying to prove that he still had some fight left in him." Zoom in on Mirai Trunks. "This boy, our data banks have no records on. We believe, however, that he is the father of Ms. Bulma Briefs' son, Trunks Briefs."
*~Off Screen~*
Unfortunately, Mirai Trunks happened to be drinking at the time of this sudden announcement. And another unfortunate accident was that he spit all of his soda out onto Gohan in surprise.
"What the HELL were they smoking when they decided to make a commentary on the Cell Games?!" Mirai Trunks yelled, looking sick and vengeful at the same time.
Vegeta had an identical look to Mirai Trunks' on his face, while Bulma looked thoroughly disgusted.
"Um...Mom? Dad?" Chibi Trunks asked. "Is there anything you want to say about my parental line...?"
"NO!!" Bulma and Vegeta yelled together and the audience shushed them.
*~On Screen~*
"This man here is believed to be living in the same household as Bulma Briefs." Zoom in on Vegeta's picture. "We presume that these two are having an affair without Trunks' father knowing."
*~Off Screen~*
"WE'RE FUCKING MARRIED!!!" Vegeta yelled. "WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR SIX DAMN YEARS!!!!"
"Were Vegeta and Mirai Trunks at the Cell Games?!" Videl whispered, giving Gohan a shocked glance.
"…Um…Yes…" Gohan replied, scratching the back of his head nervously.
*~On Screen~*
The screen zoomed in to the two golden haired warriors. "These two we have very little information about, but they seem to be father and son. We regret to inform you, that the eldest golden haired man did not make it out alive and that his son didn't work at Pizza Hut."
The group picture of the Z senshi disappeared and it was replaced by a camera shot of the arena from above.
"Now…Z T.V presents to you, the actual footage, with enhanced sound and visual affect, of the Cell Games…"
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Kioko: I am soooooo evil!!!!!!
Mirai Trunks: Is this turning into a 'torture-the-Brief's-family' fic now?
Kioko: Kinda…I still have much more horror in store for Gohan though!!
Gohan: No fair…
Kioko: Be thankful!! I gave you a small break in this chapter!!
Gohan and Mirai Trunks: Whatever….
Now readers, will you pretty, PLEASE push the purple, square box at the bottom of the screen?? It'd mean soooo much to me!!
Mirai Trunks: You must be one lucky author, Kioko.
Kioko: As I've told you before, Trunks-kun. Luck has nothing to do with being an author.
Mirai Trunks: Just like luck has nothing to do with beating up two fierce androids?
Kioko: Exactly!!
Help Wanted: Um…I kinda need a very detailed summary of the Cell Games from the start. Babyblonde5333 gave me an excellent summary of when Gohan fought. You can email me the summary at kioko_18@hotmail.com. DON'T leave it in the review. Thankz!!!
Disclaimer: Random Teacher: Kioko, your word is 'Disclaimer'.
Kioko: 'Disclaimer' I-D-O-N-T-O-W-N-D-R-A-G-O-N-B-A-L-L-Z. 'Disclaimer'
Random Teacher: I'm sorry, but that's incorrect. Disclaimer is spelled, 'D- I-S-C-L-A-I-M-E-R.'
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Chapter 7: Now what?!
Videl waited nervously for Gohan to return. She had a feeling that tonight was going to be one of those nights. You know, those kinds of nights when whatever might go wrong will go wrong. But, with Gohan by her side, that feeling was somewhat diminished. She felt a connection with Gohan, especially since that day when he revealed all of his secrets.
"Where'd Gohan go?" Mirai Trunks asked, trying to get away from the teenage girls flocking around him.
"He and Vegeta went to talk about something," Videl replied. "They both looked kinda edgy."
"Gohan and Dad…talking?! Now that's weird!!" Mirai Trunks cried. "It really must be important…I wonder…"
"Wondering never gets you any where, boy," Vegeta's voice stated from behind. "If you want to figure something out, you don't sit on your ass and ponder the answer. You get up and look for it."
"Gee…Thanks Dad," Mirai Trunks grumbled sarcastilly. "I'll remember that little piece of information when I really need it."
"Sorry it took us a bit, Videl," Gohan apologized. "It was something that needed to be done."
"It's all right, Gohan." Videl replied, giving Gohan a smile. "I'm sure it must have been important."
"You could say that..."
"Uh...Hello?" another usher asked into the microphone. The auditorium quieted. "OK...Will the students involved in the play please come up and get ready? We would like to get this going a little sooner than expected."
"Damn." Videl hissed. "I was hoping they wouldn't make us do that horrible thing..."
"Oh, it'll be fun Videl!!" Gohan exclaimed, trying to be cheerful. He knew exactly how fun it would be. He was referring to blow up the auditorium and kill some scriptwriter's fun of course.
As if sensing their problem the usher continued, "Oh! Ms. Satan and Mr. Son! We've got replacements for you!! No need to get up!!"
"Thank you, Kami..." Videl breathed, plopping back down in her seat.
"You were involved in this murder of the Cell Games, Gohan?" Mirai Trunks asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah...I was the 'Delivery Boy'..." Gohan sighed, putting the emphasis on 'Delivery Boy'.
"Oh man!! Who'd a thought they'd stick with the same lame name that they gave you at the Ce..." Mirai Trunks laughed, before Gohan firmly clamped a hand over his mouth.
"No mentioning the Cell Games around Videl unless you act like we weren't there." Gohan hissed. "I haven't quite told her about it yet..."
"Oh...OK." Mirai Trunks replied. "When ARE you going to tell her?"
"...Eventually..."
"Tell me WHAT, Son Gohan?!" Videl growled, glaring at the two demi saiya-jins. "There isn't more to you besides the whole 'dragonball' thing, is there?!"
"Um...I'll have to get back to you on that, Videl," Gohan said, sweatdropping. "It's kinda a long and complicated story..."
"Hey, Gohan!!" Goku called from the other side of the row. "Do you want some popcorn?? We saved ten pounds of it for you!!"
"Sure, Dad!!" Gohan replied, bounding away from Videl.
"You better have saved some for me, Goku-san!!" Mirai Trunks added, charging after Gohan.
'Men!!' Videl thought. 'All they care about is their damn stomachs!!'
"That's not true, Videl!!" Gohan argued. He shoved a handful of popcorn into his mouth. "Iw careth abouta ah loth moreth thingsth than foodth!!"
"Well you sure don't act like it..." she exclaimed, rolling her eyes. Then, she froze. Did she say that out loud?
"Of course you said it out loud, Videl!" Gohan replied. "How else could I hear you?!"
"I didn't say that out loud either, you baka!!" Videl yelled. The surrounding people-being only Mirai Trunks, Chibi Trunks, Goten, Chi-Chi, Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma-stared at them in surprise/amusement/confusion/joy.
'Videl is sure acting weird...Maybe she has PMS or something...' Gohan thought.
"I DON'T have PMS, you jerk!!" Videl snapped.
As the two continued to argue about things they didn't say out loud, the others were having different reactions.
"OH JOY!!!" Chi-Chi screamed, hugging Goku a little too hard.
"Um...Chi?" he gasped. "I... can't...breathe..."
"WHO CARES?!?!!" she exclaimed. "THEY'RE SHOWING SIGNS OF BONDING!!!! GRANDCHILDREN AT LAST!!!"
"I'm going to be an uncle?!" Goten asked.
"This is so exciting!!" Bulma added.
"I don't see what's so exciting about the damn brat and the damn harpy bonding...It was bound to happen from the beginning anyways," Vegeta snorted, rolling his eyes.
"...I...think...one...of...my...ribs...cracked..." Goku whispered, beginning to turn a light shade of blue.
Ignoring her husband's remark, Bulma went on and on about having a huge, fancy wedding at Capsule Corp, the wedding colors, the wedding cake, and anything else that had to do with weddings. Chi-Chi was adding her suggestions in and Goku was trying hard not to turn an even darker shade of blue.
"Geez...They're just bonding...It's not like their making out or something," Chibi Trunks exclaimed, rolling his eyes at his mother.
"Chi-Chi-san and Mom acted like this when they found out Gohan was engaged in my timeline too...It was horrible...I was going to be the ring bearer and they had this horrible suit picked out for me..." Mirai Trunks shuddered at the thought.
Gohan and Videl stopped arguing to stare at the adults with a mixture of confusion and horror.
"What are they talking about, Gohan? What's this bonding thing?"
"This...is...bad..."
"I want an answer!!"
"Wasn't that one?"
"No, you baka!!"
Luckily, the lights darkened and the stage lit up before Gohan could answer Videl's question. The auditorium quieted and Chi-Chi released Goku from her death grip.
"Ladies and Gentlemen..." an announcer-type voice exclaimed from the speakers. "Before we get to the Cell Games footage, we would like to present to you Orange Star High's reenactment of the Cell Games!"
"Cool!!"
"Damnit..."
"This is going to be soo stupid..."
"Awesome!!"
"Why me?!"
The audience shushed the people in the front row, as the curtain was opened and an arena complete with 'Cell' and the surrounding mountains appeared.
'Cell' turned to the audience and said, "Ha. Ha. Ha. I. Am. Cell. I. Will. Destroy. This. Stupid. Planet."
"Oh, no you won't!!" a voice from off-stage yelled and the 'Z senshi' 'flew' onto the set. 'Kuririn' tripped, slammed into 'Tenshinhan', and they both fell off the stage.
Gohan slumped into his seat, expecting to hear 'FINAL FLASH!!' any second, but Vegeta wasn't the one who outburst. It was both of the Trunks'.
"WHAT THE HELL?" they demanded together. "WHY I AM A GIRL?"
"SHHH!!!!" the audience shushed, daring the interrupters to keep interrupting.
*~On Stage~*
"You. Will. Not. Be. Able. To. Defeat. Me. Small. Man." 'Cell' laughed.
"I. Will. Defeat. You. Cell. Monster." 'Goku' replied, and the two began to spar.
"Urk!!"
"Ug!!"
"Go. Gold. Haired. Man!" 'Yamcha' cheered.
After five more minutes of 'sparring', 'Goku' fell back in defeat.
"Ah. I. Am. Defeateded." he called in monotone. "Delivery. Boy. You. Must. Fight. For. Me..."
And with an agonizing groan, 'Goku' died.
"Ha. You. Were. Strong. But. I. Am. Still. Stronger." Cell laughed. "That. Is. Why. You. Lay. There. Dead. Not. Moving."
*~Off Stage~*
"This is funny!!" Goku whispered, grabbing a handful of popcorn.
"It is quite amusing," Vegeta added. "In a dark, demented way..."
*~On Stage~*
"Oh. No." 'Gohan' AKA 'Delivery Boy' whined. "What. Am. I. To. Do? I. Am. Just. A. Plain. Old. Delivery. Boy!! I. Cannot. Do. Any. Of. Those. Fancy. Tricks!!"
*~Off Stage~*
"Hey!! My brother wouldn't give up like that!! He can do anything!! An he's the one who REALLY..." Goten called out. Chibi Trunks kicked Goten in the shins before he could say anything else. "Owie!!"
*~On Stage~*
"Don't worry, Delivery Boy!! Your savior has come!!" another off stage voice called and 'Mr. Satan' walked onto the stage. He did a few poses and then continued on, "Fear not, Planet Earth!! For I, Mr. Satan, shall save you from this evil monster!!"
The cheers that went up from the crowd quickly drowned out the booing and hissing of the saiya-jins and their mates.
"Ah. You. Look. Strong." 'Cell' exclaimed. He put his hand out in front of him. "Here. Take. My. Fireball."
'Cell' pressed a button and some fireworks went off in front of 'Mr. Satan'. After the dust cleared, 'Mr. Satan' was still standing, unscathed.
"Ha. Ha. Your. Tricks. Are. Stupid. And. Um...Useless." Mr. Satan replied. "Now. You. Will. Pay. For. What. You. Did."
'Mr. Satan' punched 'Cell once in the stomach, picked him up and then tossed him into a mountain.
"I. Wish. I. Was. Like. Him." 'Vegeta' declared in monotone.
"Oooh!! He's soooo strong!!" 'Mirai Trunks' added. "And a hunk too!!"
"Ah! I. Am. Deafeted!!" Cell cried out. He stood up and then blew up.
"Justice is served." 'Mr. Satan' stated, flashing the crowd a victory sign before the curtain fell.
"That was even stupider than normal..." Videl declared, as the auditorium erupted in cheers and clapping once again.
"No kidding..." Gohan said, sweatdropping.
"Must...Suppress...Urge...To...Kill...Something!!!" Mirai Trunks cried out. After a few minutes of having a mental argument, he slumped back into his seat, deciding he would hunt the writers down later when there were not as many witnesses around.
On the other hand, Vegeta didn't have the self control his son did and yelled, "WHEN I FIND THOSE DAMN SCRIPT WRITERS I'M GOING TO FINAL FLASH THEM TO HELL!!!!!"
"Oh, calm down, Vegeta." Bulma sighed. She turned to Chi-Chi. "Honestly, I can't take him anywhere without him threatening some poor, innocent human..."
"The play you just saw is on tape and will be in stores tomorrow." The announcer-type voice explained. "Now, we ask that you stay put and the Cell Games footage will begin!!"
In the very back of the auditorium two figures sat in the shadows. One was snickering rather loudly and the other looked really peeved.
"Will STOP laughing?" the green one demanded, backhanding the other in the head. "It wasn't THAT funny!!"
"Sure it was!!!" the white one laughed. "You got beat by a pathetic human with an afro!!!"
"At least I wasn't defeated by Vegeta's future son!!"
"Hey! I've got an excuse! He was a Super Saiya-jin and I was a cyborg!! If I would've been at my full power I would've smashed his purple head into the pavement!!"
"Sure..."
"Oh joy..." Gohan sighed, staring at the screen which now read 'This presentation has been brought to you by Sand and Cactuses.' "The moment I've been waiting for is finally here..."
"Lighten up, Gohan," Mirai Trunks whispered. "Just act like you were never there and you'll be fine!!"
"Well, it's kinda hard considering that my father died during the Cell Games!!"
"Well..." Mirai Trunks countered. "I died during the Cell Games and you don't see ME complaining now, do you?"
"Good point..."
"Will you two shut up, already?!" Sharpner hissed. "It's about to start!!"
"Geez...Take a chill pill, blondie..." Mirai Trunks muttered, rolling his eyes and then turning his attention towards the screen.
*~On Screen~*
The title, 'The Actual Footage of How Mr. Satan Defeated the Horrible Monster Cell On May 26th' AKA 'The Cell Games' had replaced the 'Sand and Cactuses' add. The scene changed to a picture of all the Z senshi who appeared at the Cell Games and the narrorator started.
"During the Cell Games, a mysterious band of warriors appeared, thinking they could defeat Cell. They, like Cell, were magicians, claiming to be able to fly and shoot light out of their hands. Tonight, we hope to give you some insight on who they are and why they showed up." The screen zoomed in on Yamcha first. "This man is none other than the famous baseball star, Yamcha. Why did he show up at the Cell Games? Maybe to try and impress some more of his fans." Zoom out on Yamcha and zoom in on Tenshinhan. "This is Tenshinhan, a martial artist who won the 22nd Tenkachi Budouki. Maybe, he was trying to prove that he still had some fight left in him." Zoom in on Mirai Trunks. "This boy, our data banks have no records on. We believe, however, that he is the father of Ms. Bulma Briefs' son, Trunks Briefs."
*~Off Screen~*
Unfortunately, Mirai Trunks happened to be drinking at the time of this sudden announcement. And another unfortunate accident was that he spit all of his soda out onto Gohan in surprise.
"What the HELL were they smoking when they decided to make a commentary on the Cell Games?!" Mirai Trunks yelled, looking sick and vengeful at the same time.
Vegeta had an identical look to Mirai Trunks' on his face, while Bulma looked thoroughly disgusted.
"Um...Mom? Dad?" Chibi Trunks asked. "Is there anything you want to say about my parental line...?"
"NO!!" Bulma and Vegeta yelled together and the audience shushed them.
*~On Screen~*
"This man here is believed to be living in the same household as Bulma Briefs." Zoom in on Vegeta's picture. "We presume that these two are having an affair without Trunks' father knowing."
*~Off Screen~*
"WE'RE FUCKING MARRIED!!!" Vegeta yelled. "WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR SIX DAMN YEARS!!!!"
"Were Vegeta and Mirai Trunks at the Cell Games?!" Videl whispered, giving Gohan a shocked glance.
"…Um…Yes…" Gohan replied, scratching the back of his head nervously.
*~On Screen~*
The screen zoomed in to the two golden haired warriors. "These two we have very little information about, but they seem to be father and son. We regret to inform you, that the eldest golden haired man did not make it out alive and that his son didn't work at Pizza Hut."
The group picture of the Z senshi disappeared and it was replaced by a camera shot of the arena from above.
"Now…Z T.V presents to you, the actual footage, with enhanced sound and visual affect, of the Cell Games…"
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Kioko: I am soooooo evil!!!!!!
Mirai Trunks: Is this turning into a 'torture-the-Brief's-family' fic now?
Kioko: Kinda…I still have much more horror in store for Gohan though!!
Gohan: No fair…
Kioko: Be thankful!! I gave you a small break in this chapter!!
Gohan and Mirai Trunks: Whatever….
Now readers, will you pretty, PLEASE push the purple, square box at the bottom of the screen?? It'd mean soooo much to me!!
