Today's Disclaimers have come down with a nasty case of Laryngitis.
Hermione growled lowly as she steeped inside the Great Hall, noticing Lavender Brown head towards the only spare seat beside Ginny.
Damn it ! Just because she wasn't gay didn't mean that Ginny was available!
Honestly, didn't Lavender have any morals at all ?!
Hermione quickly raced across the Hall and threw herself into the spare seat, toppling poor Lavender in the process.
"Ohh Gosh! Are you okay ?" Hermione asked, trying hard not to laugh.
"Ugggghhhhhhhhh....." Said Lavender.
"?!" Said Ginny, rather startled by Hermione's unHermione like actions.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
'Hmmm' thought Lavender, as she munched happily on her scrummy herbal cheese flavoured ice cream and jelly - infirmary food really wasn't all that bad, in fact .....
However Lavender soon paused mid-spoonful and mid-thought as she heard a loud flapping noise.
Looking up she noticed Ron's mini owl heading her way.
"Ohh Goody !" She exclaimed excitedly, clapping her hands and waiting for her mail.
Perhaps Ron was finally going to profess his undying love for her, she thought happily as she quickly tore open the envelope.
Dear Lavender,
She read aloud to herself, afterall she thoroughly believed letters sounded far better read aloud!
I hope you are felling a lot better.
I hear the infirmary food has gotten a lot better.
Love Hermione.
P.s If you go near Ginny again I will KILL you !
Pps I know some people !
'Well !' Thought Lavender as she resumed munching on her scrummy food, that was all very weird!
Although they did say great minds tended to go a bit nutty - after all just look at Dumbledore!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Honestly Miss Granger!" The newly returned Transfigurations teacher exclaimed, as she waved the offending lacy garment about.
"I said turn your spoon into a JAR not a BRA!" McGonagall spluttered.
"I must say I am surprised that a young lady such as yourself would stoop to such a juvenile level." McGonagall continued.
"10 points from Gryffindor!" She snapped as she thrust the garment back at the young Gryffindor.
"grrrrhhh" said Hermione quietly to herself, as she quickly picked up the garment and gently held it to her young nose.
'Hmmm' She suddenly thought to herself - that champaign colour would go wonderfully with Ginny's glorious red hair.........
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Miss Granger have you been listening to a word I have said ?!" Professor Binns angrily asked, as he floated over to the Gryffindor and grabbed the quill she had been doodling with out of her hand.
" Apparently you find drawing ..... love hearts ?!..... more intriguing than my lesson on the 1543 Insurrection
of Latvian Magical Fruit Growers ?" The History Professor asked.
"Ahhhhh ....." Hermione spluttered, looking around at a roomful of comatosed 6th year students.
"Well at least I'm awake." She offered.
"Well then, you should be able to stay awake for a weeks worth of detention too." Binns stated, as he floated back to the front of the class.
"Right " Binns began
"On the 3rd of the month Mrs Guinevere Appleseed headed a meeting at the .............." He continued monotonously.
"grrrhhhhh" said Hermione quietly to herself, as she went back to drawing her pretty little love hearts.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Well, well, well. Somebody's been a naughty little girl havn't they." Argus Filch smiled happily as Hermione walked into the detention room that night.
"Arrggghhh, can we please just get this over with" Hermione pleaded.
Argus Filch simply cackled evilly.
"So what are we doing today? " Hermione asked as she neared the centre of the room.
"Trawling the Forbidden Forest for scary unicorn attacking monsters ? Cleaning your office ?......"
"Playing dress ups with pookie apparently" A very stressed sounding, pink lace and taffeta covered, Ginny squeaked.
"Ginny ?! What are you doing here ?" Hermione asked startled.
"She's been a very naughty little girl" Filch stated happily as he picked up an also pink lace and taffeta covered Mrs Norris and carried her towards a dolls pram.
Suddenly Ginny launched herself across the floor and grabbed hold of Hermione's legs.
"Please Save me! For the love of Merlin you've got to help me" She cried desperately.
"Umm ............ Okay" Hermione stated as an idea suddenly came to her.
"You know Mr Filch" Hermione began rather blithely.
"I really think there are too many of us to play fairly with ahh ..... pookie....., so why don't you play dress up with her, and I'll play with Ginny ?"
"What ?!" Screamed Ginny, thoroughly astounded - her hero simply was not helping her at all !
"Hmmm I don't know ......." Filch replied, suspecting that the young Gryffindor was up to something.
"Or else I could play with pookie, and you could play with Ginny ......" Hermione offered, smiling evilly.
"No, no ! You play with the girl." Filch quickly decided, as he happily began to skip out of the room with the pram.
Hermione smiled.
"Right" She stated, as she began to advance on the now very worried 5th year.
"That dress definitely has to go !"
TBC ...........
Hermione growled lowly as she steeped inside the Great Hall, noticing Lavender Brown head towards the only spare seat beside Ginny.
Damn it ! Just because she wasn't gay didn't mean that Ginny was available!
Honestly, didn't Lavender have any morals at all ?!
Hermione quickly raced across the Hall and threw herself into the spare seat, toppling poor Lavender in the process.
"Ohh Gosh! Are you okay ?" Hermione asked, trying hard not to laugh.
"Ugggghhhhhhhhh....." Said Lavender.
"?!" Said Ginny, rather startled by Hermione's unHermione like actions.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
'Hmmm' thought Lavender, as she munched happily on her scrummy herbal cheese flavoured ice cream and jelly - infirmary food really wasn't all that bad, in fact .....
However Lavender soon paused mid-spoonful and mid-thought as she heard a loud flapping noise.
Looking up she noticed Ron's mini owl heading her way.
"Ohh Goody !" She exclaimed excitedly, clapping her hands and waiting for her mail.
Perhaps Ron was finally going to profess his undying love for her, she thought happily as she quickly tore open the envelope.
Dear Lavender,
She read aloud to herself, afterall she thoroughly believed letters sounded far better read aloud!
I hope you are felling a lot better.
I hear the infirmary food has gotten a lot better.
Love Hermione.
P.s If you go near Ginny again I will KILL you !
Pps I know some people !
'Well !' Thought Lavender as she resumed munching on her scrummy food, that was all very weird!
Although they did say great minds tended to go a bit nutty - after all just look at Dumbledore!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Honestly Miss Granger!" The newly returned Transfigurations teacher exclaimed, as she waved the offending lacy garment about.
"I said turn your spoon into a JAR not a BRA!" McGonagall spluttered.
"I must say I am surprised that a young lady such as yourself would stoop to such a juvenile level." McGonagall continued.
"10 points from Gryffindor!" She snapped as she thrust the garment back at the young Gryffindor.
"grrrrhhh" said Hermione quietly to herself, as she quickly picked up the garment and gently held it to her young nose.
'Hmmm' She suddenly thought to herself - that champaign colour would go wonderfully with Ginny's glorious red hair.........
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Miss Granger have you been listening to a word I have said ?!" Professor Binns angrily asked, as he floated over to the Gryffindor and grabbed the quill she had been doodling with out of her hand.
" Apparently you find drawing ..... love hearts ?!..... more intriguing than my lesson on the 1543 Insurrection
of Latvian Magical Fruit Growers ?" The History Professor asked.
"Ahhhhh ....." Hermione spluttered, looking around at a roomful of comatosed 6th year students.
"Well at least I'm awake." She offered.
"Well then, you should be able to stay awake for a weeks worth of detention too." Binns stated, as he floated back to the front of the class.
"Right " Binns began
"On the 3rd of the month Mrs Guinevere Appleseed headed a meeting at the .............." He continued monotonously.
"grrrhhhhh" said Hermione quietly to herself, as she went back to drawing her pretty little love hearts.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Well, well, well. Somebody's been a naughty little girl havn't they." Argus Filch smiled happily as Hermione walked into the detention room that night.
"Arrggghhh, can we please just get this over with" Hermione pleaded.
Argus Filch simply cackled evilly.
"So what are we doing today? " Hermione asked as she neared the centre of the room.
"Trawling the Forbidden Forest for scary unicorn attacking monsters ? Cleaning your office ?......"
"Playing dress ups with pookie apparently" A very stressed sounding, pink lace and taffeta covered, Ginny squeaked.
"Ginny ?! What are you doing here ?" Hermione asked startled.
"She's been a very naughty little girl" Filch stated happily as he picked up an also pink lace and taffeta covered Mrs Norris and carried her towards a dolls pram.
Suddenly Ginny launched herself across the floor and grabbed hold of Hermione's legs.
"Please Save me! For the love of Merlin you've got to help me" She cried desperately.
"Umm ............ Okay" Hermione stated as an idea suddenly came to her.
"You know Mr Filch" Hermione began rather blithely.
"I really think there are too many of us to play fairly with ahh ..... pookie....., so why don't you play dress up with her, and I'll play with Ginny ?"
"What ?!" Screamed Ginny, thoroughly astounded - her hero simply was not helping her at all !
"Hmmm I don't know ......." Filch replied, suspecting that the young Gryffindor was up to something.
"Or else I could play with pookie, and you could play with Ginny ......" Hermione offered, smiling evilly.
"No, no ! You play with the girl." Filch quickly decided, as he happily began to skip out of the room with the pram.
Hermione smiled.
"Right" She stated, as she began to advance on the now very worried 5th year.
"That dress definitely has to go !"
TBC ...........
