I would like to thank all of you for reviewing! ^_^ What great
encouragement… didn't think this crazy story will leave to see another
chapter.
So I'm dedicating this story to:
Ydachikachishiroul – Hahaha… thank you! ^_^ Though I didn't know what foolish knave meant…
Kitten-gal – I'm so glad that someone either than me found it funny! Thank you!
Flawed Mind - ^_^ thanks! The escapades haven't even started… this chapter is a mild introduction… it's going to be so fun…
Mercuria – hahah… I'm just evil to think up of such a plan! ^_^ Thank you!
Starbrat – I hope so! ^_^ The plot is turning crazier and crazier… and Legolas hasn't even show his full playboy power – yet!
Ranger ari – thanks!! That's so sweet of you to say! And thanks for reviewing twice! I got the hint ^_~ to update!
OC – thanks for finding it funny! ^_^
FTCrodis – haha… ur review is really funny! ^_^ Thanks!
Elf of Lothlorien – I hope you like this chapter! ^_^
Chibikuroneko - ^_^ haha thanks! Or so we all wish I think…haha
We created a monster!
That morning, everybody noticed the change in Legolas – especially the girls. His every movement sent all the maidens in a fluster… and no less than 20 maidens fainted that morning.
"Frodo, I think we have created a monster." Gandalf said as Legolas made his rounds around all the tables, winning hearts along the way.
"Wonderful observation." Frodo remarked dryly as he ate his third helping of rich walnut cake. "But we will shall deal with this after breakfast."
"Of course." The two other hobbits piped in, causing Gandalf to roll his eyes.
"Are you sure you love me the most?" A blonde elf maiden asked Legolas, with the words "love sick" written all over her forehead.
"Yes. Although I have so far won hundreds of hearts this morning, you're my one and only." Legolas said, giving a mega watt smile that sent the blonde maiden into a dizzy flurry.
And then another maiden pulled Legolas to another side of the hall. "I thought you said I was YOUR one and ONLY."
Legolas smiled sweetly and patted the maiden's head. "Of course, your are. Don't you believe my heart? Must I take it out from my body to prove it to you?"
And the maiden blushed a beetroot red, enchanted by Legolas's honey coated sweet words.
And then another maiden…
"Well I have enough of this." Gimli said rising from his seat, as the hobbits started eating their 5th helping of mango pudding. "How can you stand Legolas being pulled from maiden to maiden?"
The rest of the fellowship looked at Gimli expectantly. "So what are you going to do?"
Gimli turned red. "Er… I'm going to go cut something down with my axe." And Gimli turned and walked away.
Frodo stopped eating then. "I guess Gimli is right." Then the hobbit smiled, his beautiful green eyes sparkling. "Oh but I can't say I don't enjoy Legolas being such a lady killer."
"It's a welcome change." Gandalf said stroking his beard. "But it only deters us from our main goal, doesn't it?"
"Well I suppose it doesn't help Legolas fall in love." Merry said. "Right now, all I can see is that we have made Legolas a heartbreaker."
And Merry and Pippin said in unison. "And I don't see what's wrong with that!"
Frodo and Gandalf rolled their eyes. "Of course you don't. Your are playboys too in your own right."
Frodo looked worried. "How do we break the spell on Legolas then?"
Gandalf turned a slight tinge of pink. "Well er… you don't really break the spell. Only Legolas can."
"Well what must he do?" Pippin asked curious.
"Er… it's an old ancient spell from a fairyland I visited a long time ago." Gandalf said dignifiedly. "Therefore only an old ancient corny method can break it."
"Legolas must fall in love truly with someone before the spell can break."
The four of them now looked as Legolas chatted up his 20th maiden so far in the morning. "Well I guess…" Frodo remarked grimacing. "That breaking the spell might take a while."
"Legolas, I need a word with you." Frodo said pulling Legolas from his 50th maiden… oh but whose counting anyway?
"What's the matter, Frodo?" Legolas said and then looking back to the crowd of maidens waiting to profess their undying devotion to him. "I'm quite busy."
"As I can see." Frodo said dryly. "But you can't go on like this! This is not the wonderful sweet Legolas we know! You don't just go making all the maidens fall hopelessly in love with you! You must choose only one."
"But I can't." Legolas said, his eyes clouded full of doubt. "I can't honestly say what came over me Frodo… I just woke up and suddenly felt that there was more to life than trees. And then I found girls very interesting… I don't like any of them in particular… I just like spending time with all."
"But think of how those girls feel." Frodo said, his heart feeling guiltier with each minute. "They love only you, and you don't love a single one."
"I love them all." Legolas said smiling to his adoring fans. "I don't see what's wrong… they are happy and I'm happy."
And with that several maidens came to pull Legolas away… and Frodo looked helplessly on.
"Don't worry too much, Frodo." Gandalf said patting Frodo's back. Frodo was stricken with guilt and had taken up with locking himself in his room with no lunch! To punish himself. "It is no more Legolas's fault as it is yours."
"You wanted the potion only for good and honorable intentions. And it seems the potion has worked far too well on Legolas. But it could also be because deep inside… another side of Legolas was begging to be cried out." Gandalf said stroking his beard.
"Yes. And I really wished I didn't cry it out." Frodo said crossing his arms. "Although Merry and Pippin doesn't think so, they are having a good time partying with Legolas now."
"The thing is Frodo… not all good things last. Legolas may be happy now… but he won't be in his later years… slowly he will find what he is doing empty… and he will feel alone." Gandalf said, his eyes twinkling as if about to reveal a great scheme.
"I can't wait that long." Frodo said raising his head towards Gandalf, and his lips started to play into a smile when he saw Gandalf's eyes. "You have an idea!"
"Not an idea actually." Gandalf smiled. "Just a taste of his own medicine for Legolas…"
"I can't believe you are doing this." Orchid said, shaking her head at her older sister. "Even for you, it's crazy."
Aquarelle smiled sweetly. "But it's such a challenge! Besides, it's our old family friend Gandalf request, how can we possibly refuse?"
"Easy. We can just say no." Orchid said as she packed their bags for the journey. "It's not like you don't have enough boyfriends."
Aquarelle looked herself in her mirror. "A person of my beauty and status should have even more than the few hundreds I have collected so far."
Orchid rolled her eyes. Aquarelle and her were sisters and princesses of Pixie wood, but they couldn't have been more miles apart. Aquarelle was the beauty of Pixiewood, she had the longest silkiest silvery blonde tresses and a perfectly beautiful faced that was often said to be carved by the gods. Aquarelle was said to be the epitome of beauty, sweetness and grace.
Orchid on the other hand was often mistaken to be a prince instead of a princess. As a child, she fought better and rougher than any other boy, in fact she was one of the best fighters in Pixiewood skilled in archery, horseback riding and much more.
Orchid was more like a boy than a girl, and she was proud of it even if her parents and the servants disapprove of her unprincess- like manner. The only compromise Orchid made was to leave her hair long.
Orchid often bunned up her long dark jet black hair, and dressed up roughly as a boy as she was now.
"Besides, haven't you often dreamed of travelling to Mirkwood? You love forests and trees and all that stuff." Aquarelle smiled seducingly. "And with you coming along, it's going to be safe. No one can fight better than you here."
Orchid was moved but still reluctant. Aquarelle added one last bait, "And you often wanted me to settle down no? I have often heard of the great handsome Legolas who is both gentle and wise. Perhaps I the great playgirl will finally settle down with him… who knows?"
Orchid smiled. "Fine. For the sake of both of you heartbreakers and for the sake of my own peace, I do hope the two of you get together and stop breaking hearts."
And the battle of the Playboy and Playgirl… shall begin!
So I'm dedicating this story to:
Ydachikachishiroul – Hahaha… thank you! ^_^ Though I didn't know what foolish knave meant…
Kitten-gal – I'm so glad that someone either than me found it funny! Thank you!
Flawed Mind - ^_^ thanks! The escapades haven't even started… this chapter is a mild introduction… it's going to be so fun…
Mercuria – hahah… I'm just evil to think up of such a plan! ^_^ Thank you!
Starbrat – I hope so! ^_^ The plot is turning crazier and crazier… and Legolas hasn't even show his full playboy power – yet!
Ranger ari – thanks!! That's so sweet of you to say! And thanks for reviewing twice! I got the hint ^_~ to update!
OC – thanks for finding it funny! ^_^
FTCrodis – haha… ur review is really funny! ^_^ Thanks!
Elf of Lothlorien – I hope you like this chapter! ^_^
Chibikuroneko - ^_^ haha thanks! Or so we all wish I think…haha
We created a monster!
That morning, everybody noticed the change in Legolas – especially the girls. His every movement sent all the maidens in a fluster… and no less than 20 maidens fainted that morning.
"Frodo, I think we have created a monster." Gandalf said as Legolas made his rounds around all the tables, winning hearts along the way.
"Wonderful observation." Frodo remarked dryly as he ate his third helping of rich walnut cake. "But we will shall deal with this after breakfast."
"Of course." The two other hobbits piped in, causing Gandalf to roll his eyes.
"Are you sure you love me the most?" A blonde elf maiden asked Legolas, with the words "love sick" written all over her forehead.
"Yes. Although I have so far won hundreds of hearts this morning, you're my one and only." Legolas said, giving a mega watt smile that sent the blonde maiden into a dizzy flurry.
And then another maiden pulled Legolas to another side of the hall. "I thought you said I was YOUR one and ONLY."
Legolas smiled sweetly and patted the maiden's head. "Of course, your are. Don't you believe my heart? Must I take it out from my body to prove it to you?"
And the maiden blushed a beetroot red, enchanted by Legolas's honey coated sweet words.
And then another maiden…
"Well I have enough of this." Gimli said rising from his seat, as the hobbits started eating their 5th helping of mango pudding. "How can you stand Legolas being pulled from maiden to maiden?"
The rest of the fellowship looked at Gimli expectantly. "So what are you going to do?"
Gimli turned red. "Er… I'm going to go cut something down with my axe." And Gimli turned and walked away.
Frodo stopped eating then. "I guess Gimli is right." Then the hobbit smiled, his beautiful green eyes sparkling. "Oh but I can't say I don't enjoy Legolas being such a lady killer."
"It's a welcome change." Gandalf said stroking his beard. "But it only deters us from our main goal, doesn't it?"
"Well I suppose it doesn't help Legolas fall in love." Merry said. "Right now, all I can see is that we have made Legolas a heartbreaker."
And Merry and Pippin said in unison. "And I don't see what's wrong with that!"
Frodo and Gandalf rolled their eyes. "Of course you don't. Your are playboys too in your own right."
Frodo looked worried. "How do we break the spell on Legolas then?"
Gandalf turned a slight tinge of pink. "Well er… you don't really break the spell. Only Legolas can."
"Well what must he do?" Pippin asked curious.
"Er… it's an old ancient spell from a fairyland I visited a long time ago." Gandalf said dignifiedly. "Therefore only an old ancient corny method can break it."
"Legolas must fall in love truly with someone before the spell can break."
The four of them now looked as Legolas chatted up his 20th maiden so far in the morning. "Well I guess…" Frodo remarked grimacing. "That breaking the spell might take a while."
"Legolas, I need a word with you." Frodo said pulling Legolas from his 50th maiden… oh but whose counting anyway?
"What's the matter, Frodo?" Legolas said and then looking back to the crowd of maidens waiting to profess their undying devotion to him. "I'm quite busy."
"As I can see." Frodo said dryly. "But you can't go on like this! This is not the wonderful sweet Legolas we know! You don't just go making all the maidens fall hopelessly in love with you! You must choose only one."
"But I can't." Legolas said, his eyes clouded full of doubt. "I can't honestly say what came over me Frodo… I just woke up and suddenly felt that there was more to life than trees. And then I found girls very interesting… I don't like any of them in particular… I just like spending time with all."
"But think of how those girls feel." Frodo said, his heart feeling guiltier with each minute. "They love only you, and you don't love a single one."
"I love them all." Legolas said smiling to his adoring fans. "I don't see what's wrong… they are happy and I'm happy."
And with that several maidens came to pull Legolas away… and Frodo looked helplessly on.
"Don't worry too much, Frodo." Gandalf said patting Frodo's back. Frodo was stricken with guilt and had taken up with locking himself in his room with no lunch! To punish himself. "It is no more Legolas's fault as it is yours."
"You wanted the potion only for good and honorable intentions. And it seems the potion has worked far too well on Legolas. But it could also be because deep inside… another side of Legolas was begging to be cried out." Gandalf said stroking his beard.
"Yes. And I really wished I didn't cry it out." Frodo said crossing his arms. "Although Merry and Pippin doesn't think so, they are having a good time partying with Legolas now."
"The thing is Frodo… not all good things last. Legolas may be happy now… but he won't be in his later years… slowly he will find what he is doing empty… and he will feel alone." Gandalf said, his eyes twinkling as if about to reveal a great scheme.
"I can't wait that long." Frodo said raising his head towards Gandalf, and his lips started to play into a smile when he saw Gandalf's eyes. "You have an idea!"
"Not an idea actually." Gandalf smiled. "Just a taste of his own medicine for Legolas…"
"I can't believe you are doing this." Orchid said, shaking her head at her older sister. "Even for you, it's crazy."
Aquarelle smiled sweetly. "But it's such a challenge! Besides, it's our old family friend Gandalf request, how can we possibly refuse?"
"Easy. We can just say no." Orchid said as she packed their bags for the journey. "It's not like you don't have enough boyfriends."
Aquarelle looked herself in her mirror. "A person of my beauty and status should have even more than the few hundreds I have collected so far."
Orchid rolled her eyes. Aquarelle and her were sisters and princesses of Pixie wood, but they couldn't have been more miles apart. Aquarelle was the beauty of Pixiewood, she had the longest silkiest silvery blonde tresses and a perfectly beautiful faced that was often said to be carved by the gods. Aquarelle was said to be the epitome of beauty, sweetness and grace.
Orchid on the other hand was often mistaken to be a prince instead of a princess. As a child, she fought better and rougher than any other boy, in fact she was one of the best fighters in Pixiewood skilled in archery, horseback riding and much more.
Orchid was more like a boy than a girl, and she was proud of it even if her parents and the servants disapprove of her unprincess- like manner. The only compromise Orchid made was to leave her hair long.
Orchid often bunned up her long dark jet black hair, and dressed up roughly as a boy as she was now.
"Besides, haven't you often dreamed of travelling to Mirkwood? You love forests and trees and all that stuff." Aquarelle smiled seducingly. "And with you coming along, it's going to be safe. No one can fight better than you here."
Orchid was moved but still reluctant. Aquarelle added one last bait, "And you often wanted me to settle down no? I have often heard of the great handsome Legolas who is both gentle and wise. Perhaps I the great playgirl will finally settle down with him… who knows?"
Orchid smiled. "Fine. For the sake of both of you heartbreakers and for the sake of my own peace, I do hope the two of you get together and stop breaking hearts."
And the battle of the Playboy and Playgirl… shall begin!
