Disclaimer: i own this one! bwahahahahaha

but not the anime/references to anime that appear in it
*sigh*
okay since we're not allowed to do lists anymore *glares* this will have to be written in a self-help book style -.-;

anyway on with the show (max i promise i'll write up the next chapter for the laptop soon i just... need to get the matrix on dvd... and ... get some more inspiration)
SO You've Fallen Into The Real-World (not the mtv show!)

by bee
Konnichi wa, Ohayoo, Guten Tag!, Bon jour and Welcome!

Let this book be the first to welcome you into your new reality. Please note Guns need licenses, all giant robots must be hidden upon arrival, swords are for decoration only, magical powers are NOT to be used in public, "subspace" pockets do not it exist and the only acceptable reason for hitting someone on the head with a mallet is if they are attacking you.

So your an anime character and you've fallen into the real world huh? people been giving your hair and actions strange looks?

No no don't worry!
(and shooting/burning/ripping up this book won't help. Yes i'm talking to YOU! Put down that lighter/gun now.. NOW GODDAMIT!) This book is here to hep you sort out that issue and hopefully to keep you alive.... i mean sane..... i mean safe until you can find away back home.

lets begin by finding out how you got this book.

Did a random girl/guy that screamed/shouted your name and "glomped"/hugged/attached/tried to do certain things to you give you this book?
(even if it was a mob please state "yes")

Congratulations! You have met your first Fan, it can be counted on that they will tell their friends who will tell their friends who will tell their friends about you and you will soon have you very own private fanclub/ load of groupies following you round and offering you variations of things

(please decline all offers except food and drink but even then have someone else tats them first! These people are ruthless and will stop and nothing to bed... kiddnap... "help" you)

NB: if you broke into a shop and/or are holding someone at gunpoint whilst reading this apologise for you lack of sanity and say that its only a toy gun before giving them the price of this book and walking away slowly then running as soon as you turn a corner.

This concludes chapter one. Please turn over for Working out potential friends/ enemies and figuring out how you got here....