Second chapter, yes, this quick, is here. I'm high on mountain dew, so
that's mostly the reason.
All standard things apply. Weirdness, language, and utter oddness. Proceed with caution.
We welcome you to Hobbiton, kinda
Seph groaned uncomfortably, sitting up and looking around. He was in a laaaaarge field of flowers, fresh air and sunshine all around him. Unable to remember much of what was going on at the moment, he stood up and looked around. The place was beautiful, butterflies and little animals all around everywhere. It was peaceful, in a gut wreching, disgustingly pretty sort of way.
Looking around, he picked a direction at random and started walking. After falling off a cliff, he realized this was the wrong direction and climbed back up to walk the OTHER way. This time he met with a small village tucked away in the hills. A beautiful, equally sickningly peaceful place that seemed to be run by children. But upon closer inspection, he could see that these children were actually a bunch of little adults!
Grinning like a kid on christmas, he ran up to them and looked at them. They all stared at him, assuming him to be a wizard by how tall he was. A staring contest ensued, where no one blinked or moved as they took each other in. Ten minutes later, Seph finally spoke up.
"WHOOOOOAAAA!!!! ARE YOU GUYS LIKE...... MIDGITS OR SOMETHING????"
Startled by the loudness, the little people scrambled back. "We.... we're hobbits. What are you?"
Seph danced around happily. "Oh! Oh! Are you guys gonna, like, sing the munchkin song?? You know, 'we welcome you, to munchkin land!' That kinda thing?"
The hobbits looked at him like he was high and backed slowly away from him. Seeing that he looked potentially insane, they all ran away from him quickly. Slightly angered at this, Seph walked into the little place while looking all around.
Suddenly something ran into his leg and he looked down. It was a scraggly little hobbit. He looked up, shrieked, and tried to run away with his arms full of potatoes.
Seph blinked and grabbed him by the back of the collar, lifting him easily up and looking at him. "What in the name of the gods are you doing, you strange little creature."
The boy struggled. "Aye! Let me go!"
Walking off and carrying him along with him, Seph said, "What is your name, hobbit boy?"
"My name? Pippin." He answered, struggling still.
"Ah. So what are you running from? Or Who, anyway?"
"Aye.... I stole some potatoes from the farmer and was goin off ta cook em." Pippin said.
A little girl began to run up, havin followed him. "Pip? Where are you, Pip?"
"AprilMay?" Pippin called. "Ovah here, with the tall fella."
The girl panted slightly and looked up at Seph. "Wow, Pip, he sure is tall..... Think he's friends with Gandolf?"
Seph shook his head. "Waaait wait wait, I don't know Grendof or whatever, i'm just here lookin for a flymin marmagoose. You know what they are?"
Pippin looked up, finally not struggling. "Mmmm, sounds a mite bit tasty. I believe I'd like to see just how this goose looks for meself!"
Seph put him down and crossed his arms. "You can't eat the Marmagoose, I need it! And I don't need you along! You won't do me any good!"
Pip snorted. "Well I'm comin along as long as I know that goose is out there, an I intend on gettin a bit of it for meself to eat!" He decided firmly.
AprilMay nodded. "And if Pip comes, I come too!"
Seph growled slightly and thought for a moment. He could probably just ditch them someplace later if they got in the way. Figuring this, he said, "Oooh jeez, I can't stop you, so fine. Do whatever."
Calmly going about searching the shire for anything that might look sligtly Marmagoose-y, Seph came up empty handed and finally came to the conclusion there was no marmagoose here either. Giving up for the night, he curled up under some bushes and went to sleep.
When morning came around ten minutes later Seph got up and looked around. Pippin and AprilMay were at his feet sleeping, and he heard talking from the window above him. Looking in, he saw an old hobbit looking at something in his hands intently and muttering something about "Precious". Grinning, he got up and decided to take a look.
Going in to talk to the old man, he said, "I was looking for something rare and valuable, I was wondering if you know what a marmagoose is?"
The old man, Bilbo, shook his head. "Never heard of a marmagoose before. Is it a type of animal or plant?"
Seph grew weary of trying to be nice to these people, and grabbed the nearest thing he coud find to hit the old man with. It just so happened to be Frodo, and he whacked Bilbo with the kid and snatched what was in the mans hand.
Giggling gleefully he ran from the house and from the shire, Pip and AprilMay right behind him. Not bothering to see what he had beforehand, he made it all the way out into the fields again before looking.
"AH, FUCK IT ALL TO HELL, IT'S JUST A RING!!" Seph cursed loudly, scaring a couple of hobbits making out not far away.
Stomping around and swearing for about ten more minutes, Seph finally sighed and sat down. "Well, it DOES look a bit valuable.... Oh! I know! I'll trade it in for a Marmagoose if someone has one!"
Pip blinked and AprilMay looked confused, but he had a long ass sword so they weren't about to stop him from being insane. Instead Pippin said, "Oi, I'm hungry."
Ignoring him, Seph walked off in the direction of a couple of voices. Upon arriving he saw a wierd man in a pointy hat and a girl arguing about something. Since he didn't exactly care what was going on, he couldn't make out much of the conversation, but when something came up that sounded like marmagoose he ran out and said, "Heeeey! You people know about a Flymin Marmagoose??????"
The wizard man poofed away, leaving the girl. She ran up, smacked the shit out of Seph, and poofed him and his party off to some random location which happened to be Saurons place. Seph grew angry and began slashing at random things, then calmed down and finally said, "Ok. Now we can find our way out of here."
Walking around, he met up with a strange looking creature with bug eyes and an ugly looking EVERYTHING. Seph laughed and pointed, gasping for air. "WOOOOOW, looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! My GODS you are so FUCKING UGLY!!!!" he laughed harder and nearly fell backwards, tears coming to his eyes.
The orc glared and picked up a hatchet, running at him. "GAAAAAH I CHOP A'YOU PEEPEE!" The crazy looking creature screamed, aiming right for Sephs crotch.
Seph screamed like a little girl and ran, hands over his groin protectively. Screetching and crying, followed by two hobbits and a crazy Orc, Seph screamed, "We need to get to another world QUICK!"
The Amulet lit up again. Little did Seph know, he could use it anywhere he wanted to. Suddenly they poofed out of there, along with the Orc. It landed in a different part of the world. and Seph fell face first in the middle of a lot of vegitation, Pippin and AprilMay landing right on him and knocking all three of them out.
TBC
All standard things apply. Weirdness, language, and utter oddness. Proceed with caution.
We welcome you to Hobbiton, kinda
Seph groaned uncomfortably, sitting up and looking around. He was in a laaaaarge field of flowers, fresh air and sunshine all around him. Unable to remember much of what was going on at the moment, he stood up and looked around. The place was beautiful, butterflies and little animals all around everywhere. It was peaceful, in a gut wreching, disgustingly pretty sort of way.
Looking around, he picked a direction at random and started walking. After falling off a cliff, he realized this was the wrong direction and climbed back up to walk the OTHER way. This time he met with a small village tucked away in the hills. A beautiful, equally sickningly peaceful place that seemed to be run by children. But upon closer inspection, he could see that these children were actually a bunch of little adults!
Grinning like a kid on christmas, he ran up to them and looked at them. They all stared at him, assuming him to be a wizard by how tall he was. A staring contest ensued, where no one blinked or moved as they took each other in. Ten minutes later, Seph finally spoke up.
"WHOOOOOAAAA!!!! ARE YOU GUYS LIKE...... MIDGITS OR SOMETHING????"
Startled by the loudness, the little people scrambled back. "We.... we're hobbits. What are you?"
Seph danced around happily. "Oh! Oh! Are you guys gonna, like, sing the munchkin song?? You know, 'we welcome you, to munchkin land!' That kinda thing?"
The hobbits looked at him like he was high and backed slowly away from him. Seeing that he looked potentially insane, they all ran away from him quickly. Slightly angered at this, Seph walked into the little place while looking all around.
Suddenly something ran into his leg and he looked down. It was a scraggly little hobbit. He looked up, shrieked, and tried to run away with his arms full of potatoes.
Seph blinked and grabbed him by the back of the collar, lifting him easily up and looking at him. "What in the name of the gods are you doing, you strange little creature."
The boy struggled. "Aye! Let me go!"
Walking off and carrying him along with him, Seph said, "What is your name, hobbit boy?"
"My name? Pippin." He answered, struggling still.
"Ah. So what are you running from? Or Who, anyway?"
"Aye.... I stole some potatoes from the farmer and was goin off ta cook em." Pippin said.
A little girl began to run up, havin followed him. "Pip? Where are you, Pip?"
"AprilMay?" Pippin called. "Ovah here, with the tall fella."
The girl panted slightly and looked up at Seph. "Wow, Pip, he sure is tall..... Think he's friends with Gandolf?"
Seph shook his head. "Waaait wait wait, I don't know Grendof or whatever, i'm just here lookin for a flymin marmagoose. You know what they are?"
Pippin looked up, finally not struggling. "Mmmm, sounds a mite bit tasty. I believe I'd like to see just how this goose looks for meself!"
Seph put him down and crossed his arms. "You can't eat the Marmagoose, I need it! And I don't need you along! You won't do me any good!"
Pip snorted. "Well I'm comin along as long as I know that goose is out there, an I intend on gettin a bit of it for meself to eat!" He decided firmly.
AprilMay nodded. "And if Pip comes, I come too!"
Seph growled slightly and thought for a moment. He could probably just ditch them someplace later if they got in the way. Figuring this, he said, "Oooh jeez, I can't stop you, so fine. Do whatever."
Calmly going about searching the shire for anything that might look sligtly Marmagoose-y, Seph came up empty handed and finally came to the conclusion there was no marmagoose here either. Giving up for the night, he curled up under some bushes and went to sleep.
When morning came around ten minutes later Seph got up and looked around. Pippin and AprilMay were at his feet sleeping, and he heard talking from the window above him. Looking in, he saw an old hobbit looking at something in his hands intently and muttering something about "Precious". Grinning, he got up and decided to take a look.
Going in to talk to the old man, he said, "I was looking for something rare and valuable, I was wondering if you know what a marmagoose is?"
The old man, Bilbo, shook his head. "Never heard of a marmagoose before. Is it a type of animal or plant?"
Seph grew weary of trying to be nice to these people, and grabbed the nearest thing he coud find to hit the old man with. It just so happened to be Frodo, and he whacked Bilbo with the kid and snatched what was in the mans hand.
Giggling gleefully he ran from the house and from the shire, Pip and AprilMay right behind him. Not bothering to see what he had beforehand, he made it all the way out into the fields again before looking.
"AH, FUCK IT ALL TO HELL, IT'S JUST A RING!!" Seph cursed loudly, scaring a couple of hobbits making out not far away.
Stomping around and swearing for about ten more minutes, Seph finally sighed and sat down. "Well, it DOES look a bit valuable.... Oh! I know! I'll trade it in for a Marmagoose if someone has one!"
Pip blinked and AprilMay looked confused, but he had a long ass sword so they weren't about to stop him from being insane. Instead Pippin said, "Oi, I'm hungry."
Ignoring him, Seph walked off in the direction of a couple of voices. Upon arriving he saw a wierd man in a pointy hat and a girl arguing about something. Since he didn't exactly care what was going on, he couldn't make out much of the conversation, but when something came up that sounded like marmagoose he ran out and said, "Heeeey! You people know about a Flymin Marmagoose??????"
The wizard man poofed away, leaving the girl. She ran up, smacked the shit out of Seph, and poofed him and his party off to some random location which happened to be Saurons place. Seph grew angry and began slashing at random things, then calmed down and finally said, "Ok. Now we can find our way out of here."
Walking around, he met up with a strange looking creature with bug eyes and an ugly looking EVERYTHING. Seph laughed and pointed, gasping for air. "WOOOOOW, looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! My GODS you are so FUCKING UGLY!!!!" he laughed harder and nearly fell backwards, tears coming to his eyes.
The orc glared and picked up a hatchet, running at him. "GAAAAAH I CHOP A'YOU PEEPEE!" The crazy looking creature screamed, aiming right for Sephs crotch.
Seph screamed like a little girl and ran, hands over his groin protectively. Screetching and crying, followed by two hobbits and a crazy Orc, Seph screamed, "We need to get to another world QUICK!"
The Amulet lit up again. Little did Seph know, he could use it anywhere he wanted to. Suddenly they poofed out of there, along with the Orc. It landed in a different part of the world. and Seph fell face first in the middle of a lot of vegitation, Pippin and AprilMay landing right on him and knocking all three of them out.
TBC
