XD Heeeere ya go, Ro. Next chappie. This chapter, they end up in the
wonderful world of Escaflowne. Slight bashing, all kinds of OOCness, but oh
well XD it was meant to be this way. Next chapter coming up soon!
Warnings: Suggestivness, nothing bad, not all good. You should know by now.
Seph and the Melif Mania
Waking up face first in mud and leaves, Sephiroth grumped and got up. Snorting, he said, "That wasn't fun at all...."
Pip looked around. "Aye, what a strange land indeed. Not at all like de Shire. Whot are we doin' here?" He asked. "An' where's the foood?"
Seph blinked, reached over, and smacked the hobbit on the head. Then said, "I don't know where we are, I don't know where to go, and I dont have any food for your hungry ass. Now shut up so I can think."
Two hours pass as the two hobbits and the pyromaniac stand and think. Finally, AprilMay said, "Um, Tall Man, have you thought of something yet?"
Seph, looking quite glazed over, said, "Yes, I've come to the conclusion I SHOULD have had Pizza instead of chicken wings that night....."
The two little people stare at him, dumbfounded, as suddenly a whiny voice calls from the distance, "LOOOOOORD VAAAAAAN?"
Seph blinked and looked around. He didn't SEE anyone, aside from the two hobbits who STILL made him think to expect someone to sing "We represent the lollipop guild". Shaking his head, he said, "I guess I'm hearing things. I think we should try and find someone to talk to-"
His words were cut off as a little creature ran right into his legs. He looked down, massively tired of having to stare down at the top of everyone's head nowadays, and saw a girl with pointy little cat ears and a tail in a little dress. He gaped at her and she looked up, hissing.
"Would you watch it?? I'm TRYING to find Lord Van! Wait, who are you??" She sniffed and said, "You LOOK kinda like Allen, only gone grey, but you don't SMELL like him. And you sure aren't dressed like him."
Seph reached down and picked up the cat girl by the back of the neck like a mother would do their kitten. He looked her over strangely. "Wow, what a weird little creature. I wonder if this is someone's pet."
The girl hissed. "I'M NO PET! MY NAME IS MERLE!"
Seph shrugged and continued to examine her, as if looking for a tag or collar. "Man, you people in these words just get weirder and weirder. I meet these little weirdos back in the fields, now I meet a catgirl, and I met a stupid little goblin thing who's out to chop off my twig and dingleberries. Dear Jenova, kill me now. I think I've gone insane.... and not that nice, friendly, I'll-kill-you-for-touching-me kind of insane either."
The hobbits listened to his ranting, then finally Pippin spoke up. "Doncha think we should get somewhere fer the night?"
Shrugging, Sephiroth dropped the cat chick on her ass. "Guesso. Wait, it's nowhere near night...! We just got here."
"We've been standin here for about 5 hours so far with you trying to think." AprilMay piped up.
"....." Seph crossed his arms and sighed, then finally spoke. "Fine, fine, but which way."
Merle looked up at waved. "MEEE! MEEE! I CAN TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE GOOD!"
Watching the hyper cat freak jump around a bit, Sephy finally grabbed her by the neck and said, "Fine, we'll go with you. Just calm down before I snap a leash on you."
The three followed the cat girl out of the forest into a field, through the mountains, across the plains, and four days later found themselves in Finalia. By this time they were all extremely worn out and fell in a cart of tomatoes to get some sleep. After waking up 23 hours, 45 minutes, and half a second later, Merle led them to the castle to meet Van.
The dark haired boy sat in his room, Sharpening his sword and humming some strange theme as he worked. Upon seeing Merle, he put the sword away and said, "You're finally back? Everyone was worried."
"Yoooord Vaaaaaan!" She said happily, pouncing and hugging him tightly. She nuzzled and cuddled, and Seph was thinking he wouldn't be surprised if the crazy bitch started humping his leg. Finally after the boy pried her off of him, He gasped for air and looked at his OTHER visitors.
"Who might you all be?" He asked, a bit wary of Merle and the way she was still licking his face as he tried to speak.
Seph spoke up. "These two are from the land of munchkins or whatever, and My name is Sephiroth. I've come to find the great Flymin Marmagoose in order for me to burn an entire city to the ground instantly to honor my dead stuffed animal friend Mr. Bouncypants. I also have this useless ring, which I will trade to anyone who has this certain Marmagoose."
Van thought for a moment, shoving Merle away much to her displeasure, and said, "I've never heard of a marmagoose before. Is it a kind of Melif?"
"Beats the hell out of me." Seph said. "All I know is a talking dream cat told me to find it, so I'm looking for it by traveling to new worlds. Now do you have one or not?" He asked impatiently.
Van shook his head. "I'm afraid not. But you are welcome to stay here for as long as you need to for supplies." He said, seemingly ok with the fact that Seph was looking for the means to burn a city to the ground.
Seph thought of this, and wondered what this Melif was that Van spoke up. Perhaps a marmagoose WAS a melif! Grinning, he said, "Van, just what IS a melif, anyway?"
Van smiled. "Perhaps I shall show you mine. Balgus is down taking care of it now. C'mon, I'll show you."
Van led Seph through the castle to the Melif storehouse to see a very, very large man working to sharpen Escaflowne's sword. The man, Balgus, smiled. "Lord Van! I see you have visitors."
"Yes, Balgus. This is Sephiroth, and these are his two friends. I know not their names. I have come to show Seph Escaflowne."
Seph looked at the machine. It didn't LOOK like a marmagoose.... and no one called it one, so it really couldnt have been. But maybe if he stole one, he could use it to find one! Looking to Van, he said, "Say, would you mind if I borrow this for a while?"
Van looked shocked. "I'm the only one capable of piloting it. You see, I made a blood pact with it, enabling me to-"
As Van went on and on about all this, Seph grew irritated. Reaching behind him for the nearest thing to bludgeon van to death with, which was actually Balgus, he tried to hit Van with the large man. But instead he was way too heavy and Seph threw out his back, causing him to fall on the floor and writhe in much pain.
Seeming to not find anything odd with the fact that the slender, silver haired man tried to pick up Balgus, Van immediately called for healers to help Seph. They took him up to bed, where the pounded the living hell out of his back till it was back in shape, albeit somewhat painful, but not twisted into fifty million kinks from the fall.
Pip sighed. "You REEEALY need ta get over thaat, you know."
AprilMay giggled. "Yes, but it was funny to watch, wasn't it Pip?"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!" Seph screamed, using a few cure spells on himself to speed things up. "We need to get out of here! Gah, damn heavy people... I just wanted to club Van with someone!! IS THAT SO WRONG???"
Dead silence filled the air for exactly twenty two minutes, and finally Seph said, "Ok, then let's go."
Seph walked outside only to see the town in flames. Whereas the two hobbit children were terrified, Sephs face lit up with glee. He danced around in the fire while huge Zaibach Melifs burned the place down. This caught the attention of the leader, Dilandau, and he dropped from the sky in his melif and stared at Sephiroth.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE???" He screamed in an unnecessarilly loud voice.
"Dancing, what does it look like? This is a townfire party, isn't it??" Seph asked, looking like he was completely confused at why more people weren't dancing.
The boy, Dilandau, jumped from his Melif. "You know, I like you! I think I'll join your party."
"My what now?" Seph asked in confusion.
"Doncha know anythin?" Pip asked. "In any RPG when ya got a groop of people, ya got a party."
Seph looked at the hobbit. "You talk funny, you know that?"
Unsure of what to say, the group just stood there staring at each other. Finally, Dilandau said, "Well, now ya gotta choose who of us to send away for a while."
"Can't I just get rid of you all?"
"Nay, only one of us. You can only have a party of three, now come on, which is it gonna be?"
Seph looked around. He didn't know what the hell to do. "Um... then...... I'll keep the two hobbits for now."
Dilandau screamed for entirely no reason, then said, "Ok. I'll go to that vague, nowhere place extra party members simply vanish to until needed." He stepped back, and in a poof he was gone.
Seph shook his head. This was getting rediculous. So many people following him around just cuz he was trying to find one elusive marmagoose!? He couldn't even enjoy this wonderful town fire now!
That weird cat girl suddenly ran up and wailed. "I HAVE NO WHERE TO GOOOO! LORD VAN LEFT MEEEE!!!!"
Seph blinked at the girl, sighed, then said, "Oh well. Best thing now is to kill yourself so you won't be alone."
AprilMay kicked Seph in the shin and said, "That's no way to treat someone!" She turned to Merle. "Why don't you join our party?"
"Ok!" Merle simply said, instantly hyper. She poofed along with Dilandau.
Seph looked around. There was no damage he could do that would really top the wonderful beauty of this, so he decided he should just leave. Turning, he started to walk out of town.
Suddenly, from the fire an ash, a loud, shrill voice screamed, "GAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH! I CHOP A'YOU PEEPEE! YAAAAAHAHAHA! GAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAYAAAA!"
Seph screamed, running. "AAAAAARG! It's the insane orc!!!!!!" He put his hands over his crotch and ran, wishing for the amulet to work.
With a zapping sound, and a sudden flash of black, blue, green, red, silver, brown, pink, violet, aqua, gold, reddish orange, and then grey light, they all vanished and were pulled into yet another world. Where they were this time, they would only know when they woke up again.
TBC
Warnings: Suggestivness, nothing bad, not all good. You should know by now.
Seph and the Melif Mania
Waking up face first in mud and leaves, Sephiroth grumped and got up. Snorting, he said, "That wasn't fun at all...."
Pip looked around. "Aye, what a strange land indeed. Not at all like de Shire. Whot are we doin' here?" He asked. "An' where's the foood?"
Seph blinked, reached over, and smacked the hobbit on the head. Then said, "I don't know where we are, I don't know where to go, and I dont have any food for your hungry ass. Now shut up so I can think."
Two hours pass as the two hobbits and the pyromaniac stand and think. Finally, AprilMay said, "Um, Tall Man, have you thought of something yet?"
Seph, looking quite glazed over, said, "Yes, I've come to the conclusion I SHOULD have had Pizza instead of chicken wings that night....."
The two little people stare at him, dumbfounded, as suddenly a whiny voice calls from the distance, "LOOOOOORD VAAAAAAN?"
Seph blinked and looked around. He didn't SEE anyone, aside from the two hobbits who STILL made him think to expect someone to sing "We represent the lollipop guild". Shaking his head, he said, "I guess I'm hearing things. I think we should try and find someone to talk to-"
His words were cut off as a little creature ran right into his legs. He looked down, massively tired of having to stare down at the top of everyone's head nowadays, and saw a girl with pointy little cat ears and a tail in a little dress. He gaped at her and she looked up, hissing.
"Would you watch it?? I'm TRYING to find Lord Van! Wait, who are you??" She sniffed and said, "You LOOK kinda like Allen, only gone grey, but you don't SMELL like him. And you sure aren't dressed like him."
Seph reached down and picked up the cat girl by the back of the neck like a mother would do their kitten. He looked her over strangely. "Wow, what a weird little creature. I wonder if this is someone's pet."
The girl hissed. "I'M NO PET! MY NAME IS MERLE!"
Seph shrugged and continued to examine her, as if looking for a tag or collar. "Man, you people in these words just get weirder and weirder. I meet these little weirdos back in the fields, now I meet a catgirl, and I met a stupid little goblin thing who's out to chop off my twig and dingleberries. Dear Jenova, kill me now. I think I've gone insane.... and not that nice, friendly, I'll-kill-you-for-touching-me kind of insane either."
The hobbits listened to his ranting, then finally Pippin spoke up. "Doncha think we should get somewhere fer the night?"
Shrugging, Sephiroth dropped the cat chick on her ass. "Guesso. Wait, it's nowhere near night...! We just got here."
"We've been standin here for about 5 hours so far with you trying to think." AprilMay piped up.
"....." Seph crossed his arms and sighed, then finally spoke. "Fine, fine, but which way."
Merle looked up at waved. "MEEE! MEEE! I CAN TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE GOOD!"
Watching the hyper cat freak jump around a bit, Sephy finally grabbed her by the neck and said, "Fine, we'll go with you. Just calm down before I snap a leash on you."
The three followed the cat girl out of the forest into a field, through the mountains, across the plains, and four days later found themselves in Finalia. By this time they were all extremely worn out and fell in a cart of tomatoes to get some sleep. After waking up 23 hours, 45 minutes, and half a second later, Merle led them to the castle to meet Van.
The dark haired boy sat in his room, Sharpening his sword and humming some strange theme as he worked. Upon seeing Merle, he put the sword away and said, "You're finally back? Everyone was worried."
"Yoooord Vaaaaaan!" She said happily, pouncing and hugging him tightly. She nuzzled and cuddled, and Seph was thinking he wouldn't be surprised if the crazy bitch started humping his leg. Finally after the boy pried her off of him, He gasped for air and looked at his OTHER visitors.
"Who might you all be?" He asked, a bit wary of Merle and the way she was still licking his face as he tried to speak.
Seph spoke up. "These two are from the land of munchkins or whatever, and My name is Sephiroth. I've come to find the great Flymin Marmagoose in order for me to burn an entire city to the ground instantly to honor my dead stuffed animal friend Mr. Bouncypants. I also have this useless ring, which I will trade to anyone who has this certain Marmagoose."
Van thought for a moment, shoving Merle away much to her displeasure, and said, "I've never heard of a marmagoose before. Is it a kind of Melif?"
"Beats the hell out of me." Seph said. "All I know is a talking dream cat told me to find it, so I'm looking for it by traveling to new worlds. Now do you have one or not?" He asked impatiently.
Van shook his head. "I'm afraid not. But you are welcome to stay here for as long as you need to for supplies." He said, seemingly ok with the fact that Seph was looking for the means to burn a city to the ground.
Seph thought of this, and wondered what this Melif was that Van spoke up. Perhaps a marmagoose WAS a melif! Grinning, he said, "Van, just what IS a melif, anyway?"
Van smiled. "Perhaps I shall show you mine. Balgus is down taking care of it now. C'mon, I'll show you."
Van led Seph through the castle to the Melif storehouse to see a very, very large man working to sharpen Escaflowne's sword. The man, Balgus, smiled. "Lord Van! I see you have visitors."
"Yes, Balgus. This is Sephiroth, and these are his two friends. I know not their names. I have come to show Seph Escaflowne."
Seph looked at the machine. It didn't LOOK like a marmagoose.... and no one called it one, so it really couldnt have been. But maybe if he stole one, he could use it to find one! Looking to Van, he said, "Say, would you mind if I borrow this for a while?"
Van looked shocked. "I'm the only one capable of piloting it. You see, I made a blood pact with it, enabling me to-"
As Van went on and on about all this, Seph grew irritated. Reaching behind him for the nearest thing to bludgeon van to death with, which was actually Balgus, he tried to hit Van with the large man. But instead he was way too heavy and Seph threw out his back, causing him to fall on the floor and writhe in much pain.
Seeming to not find anything odd with the fact that the slender, silver haired man tried to pick up Balgus, Van immediately called for healers to help Seph. They took him up to bed, where the pounded the living hell out of his back till it was back in shape, albeit somewhat painful, but not twisted into fifty million kinks from the fall.
Pip sighed. "You REEEALY need ta get over thaat, you know."
AprilMay giggled. "Yes, but it was funny to watch, wasn't it Pip?"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!!!" Seph screamed, using a few cure spells on himself to speed things up. "We need to get out of here! Gah, damn heavy people... I just wanted to club Van with someone!! IS THAT SO WRONG???"
Dead silence filled the air for exactly twenty two minutes, and finally Seph said, "Ok, then let's go."
Seph walked outside only to see the town in flames. Whereas the two hobbit children were terrified, Sephs face lit up with glee. He danced around in the fire while huge Zaibach Melifs burned the place down. This caught the attention of the leader, Dilandau, and he dropped from the sky in his melif and stared at Sephiroth.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE???" He screamed in an unnecessarilly loud voice.
"Dancing, what does it look like? This is a townfire party, isn't it??" Seph asked, looking like he was completely confused at why more people weren't dancing.
The boy, Dilandau, jumped from his Melif. "You know, I like you! I think I'll join your party."
"My what now?" Seph asked in confusion.
"Doncha know anythin?" Pip asked. "In any RPG when ya got a groop of people, ya got a party."
Seph looked at the hobbit. "You talk funny, you know that?"
Unsure of what to say, the group just stood there staring at each other. Finally, Dilandau said, "Well, now ya gotta choose who of us to send away for a while."
"Can't I just get rid of you all?"
"Nay, only one of us. You can only have a party of three, now come on, which is it gonna be?"
Seph looked around. He didn't know what the hell to do. "Um... then...... I'll keep the two hobbits for now."
Dilandau screamed for entirely no reason, then said, "Ok. I'll go to that vague, nowhere place extra party members simply vanish to until needed." He stepped back, and in a poof he was gone.
Seph shook his head. This was getting rediculous. So many people following him around just cuz he was trying to find one elusive marmagoose!? He couldn't even enjoy this wonderful town fire now!
That weird cat girl suddenly ran up and wailed. "I HAVE NO WHERE TO GOOOO! LORD VAN LEFT MEEEE!!!!"
Seph blinked at the girl, sighed, then said, "Oh well. Best thing now is to kill yourself so you won't be alone."
AprilMay kicked Seph in the shin and said, "That's no way to treat someone!" She turned to Merle. "Why don't you join our party?"
"Ok!" Merle simply said, instantly hyper. She poofed along with Dilandau.
Seph looked around. There was no damage he could do that would really top the wonderful beauty of this, so he decided he should just leave. Turning, he started to walk out of town.
Suddenly, from the fire an ash, a loud, shrill voice screamed, "GAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAH! I CHOP A'YOU PEEPEE! YAAAAAHAHAHA! GAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAYAAAA!"
Seph screamed, running. "AAAAAARG! It's the insane orc!!!!!!" He put his hands over his crotch and ran, wishing for the amulet to work.
With a zapping sound, and a sudden flash of black, blue, green, red, silver, brown, pink, violet, aqua, gold, reddish orange, and then grey light, they all vanished and were pulled into yet another world. Where they were this time, they would only know when they woke up again.
TBC
