Professor Xavier is a JERK!

Disclaimer: The X-Men belong to Marvel comics, etc. The only thing I own is this story.

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Professor Xavier is a jerk!

I knew you wouldn't see things my way Illyana, but bear with me, okay?

Why won't he let me be an X-Man?

I am in complete control of my mutation. So far there have been no problems, and I seriously doubt there will be.

I'm in good physical shape, anyone will tell you that.

And also too, I'm smart and I work hard on my studies! Even you could vouch for me.

So then why am I still a 'New Mutant' anyway?

It's not like I'm incapable of doing anything.

Because I'm not!

Ororo and Peter and everyone think I'm ready to be an X-Man, but will the professor let me? No.

Why?

He doesn't think I'm "ready to be an X-Man just yet."

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Listening to you hasn't helped, y'know.

So far I've tried arguing, persuading, reasoning, showing off, flattering him, but has that worked? NO!

Those were your ideas too.

See how good they are?

Sorry, I know I'm being annoying, but I'm really, really mad! You can't blame me, can you?

Okay you're a New Mutant too, but I've been here much longer than you have.

Sometimes that's not enough?

Well I think it is!

The professor knows I'm capable of being an X-Man. But why not? "Just not ready" is NOT good enough. I need a straight, satisfying answer. And that's not a straight, satisfying answer!

Nope, don't care right now. I need to bitch right now and you're the only one who will put up with me this much.

No, I'm not being unfair! He is! Not me, HIM! With a capital u!

Yeah, I have been ranting about this for a while now, but I think I have the right too.

Yes, I do have the right too Illyana, so don't try telling me I don't!

Why are you being so difficult?

I'M the one being difficult? Whatever.

Fine, I'm sorry Illyana, but you know I am right.

No, not about you being difficult, about professor X being difficult. Yes, yes, yes I don't think you're being difficult. You could stand up for me once in a while though.

Sorry, I know you're on my side.

But he's such a jerk!

ARG!

This is really making me mad! Just what do I have to do to prove that I'm ready to be an X-Man?

Yeah, being mature about this situation would help, but I'm not going to be mature right now. I should be entitled to be a bitch once in a while.

Okay, see you later. Have fun with Peter. Brrr, it sure is cold outside. I'll make you and Peter some hot chocolate.

Hmm?

What's this?

There's something in the building?

Yes, professor I see it. I'll go check it out.

There's no one else around to go see why the security alarms went off, so I get to check things out by myself.

Just like being a real X-Man.

This should be interesting...

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A/N: Thanks for reading! Incase you didn't notice, most of this was Kitty ranting to Illyana. If you have or haven't read the comics, this story takes place in the one where professor X finally lets Kitty be an X-Man. Thanks for reading! If you liked it, please leave a review!! :)