Chapter 2 Frogos Reunion and Lycra
The sun peered brightly through he quickly lightening sky. Frogo quickly got out of bed, ( you know the one with grumpy initialled of the bed head, ) pulled on some socks, realised that it was a huge fashion no no and quickly pulled them off again, put them in a blender and left them in the freezer to eat later.
Across the road, Stuey got up from his giant bed, kissed the inflatable hobbit that lay by his side, read his bed head which read GAP, smiled and rushed over to Frogo's house. Sadly Frogo was up, out of bed, changed and sitting by a tree as he usually did everyday, staring at the corn he was chewing waiting for a random wizard who happens to be an old and very dear friend who will eventually make you lose your finger, toe, belly bottom, friends, family, earth, life, I'm sorry did I get carried away?
To everyone's surprise, Frogo, using his supersonic powered x-ray vision and heat sensor in one magical power, (also available in blue, green and white with CD changer as standard,) Frogo gets into a telephone box, changes into his Superman costume, (including lycra, hair gel and lycra pants,) and runs down to an adequately placed road where a wizard happens to be driving past.
Gangel, the wizard (who appears to be wearing some sort of old dressing gown and an upside down funnel on his head, ) looks up in complete shock to see a small hairy hobbit covered in lyrcra standing right were he was passing. You're late, and are you wearing eyeliner?" the springy lycra covered hobbit queried, "I'm not late I'm actually early so up yours, and I would never be seen wearing eyeliner, that's what my extra large and bushy eyebrows are for!" The wizard seemed to reply but, you cannot see his lips due to his amount of hair, (why so much hair why!)
They stared at each ( I swear Gangel licked his lips and gave Frogo a kinky wink,) and then they both burst out laughing at the sight of one another! Very strange. Gangel seemed to have a small hairy hobbit thrusted into his arms in the next moments in a whirlwind of passion and emotion. Then, all of a sudden, some hairy children raced up behind Gangel and Frogo's clinch and nicked Gangel's fireworks. Gangel instantly got out his magical.......................spatula with a pretty led messily glued on top, and ran after them pointing his spatula at them and swearing at them in ancient russian. Naturally frightened of a possibly gay old man wearing nothing but an old dressing gown, (which was flapping open in the wind,) wearing a upside down funnel on his head, waving a piece of kitchen ware at them and swearing at them in russian, dropped the fireworks that had been down their hobbit sized adidas tracksuit bottoms and ran!
The sun peered brightly through he quickly lightening sky. Frogo quickly got out of bed, ( you know the one with grumpy initialled of the bed head, ) pulled on some socks, realised that it was a huge fashion no no and quickly pulled them off again, put them in a blender and left them in the freezer to eat later.
Across the road, Stuey got up from his giant bed, kissed the inflatable hobbit that lay by his side, read his bed head which read GAP, smiled and rushed over to Frogo's house. Sadly Frogo was up, out of bed, changed and sitting by a tree as he usually did everyday, staring at the corn he was chewing waiting for a random wizard who happens to be an old and very dear friend who will eventually make you lose your finger, toe, belly bottom, friends, family, earth, life, I'm sorry did I get carried away?
To everyone's surprise, Frogo, using his supersonic powered x-ray vision and heat sensor in one magical power, (also available in blue, green and white with CD changer as standard,) Frogo gets into a telephone box, changes into his Superman costume, (including lycra, hair gel and lycra pants,) and runs down to an adequately placed road where a wizard happens to be driving past.
Gangel, the wizard (who appears to be wearing some sort of old dressing gown and an upside down funnel on his head, ) looks up in complete shock to see a small hairy hobbit covered in lyrcra standing right were he was passing. You're late, and are you wearing eyeliner?" the springy lycra covered hobbit queried, "I'm not late I'm actually early so up yours, and I would never be seen wearing eyeliner, that's what my extra large and bushy eyebrows are for!" The wizard seemed to reply but, you cannot see his lips due to his amount of hair, (why so much hair why!)
They stared at each ( I swear Gangel licked his lips and gave Frogo a kinky wink,) and then they both burst out laughing at the sight of one another! Very strange. Gangel seemed to have a small hairy hobbit thrusted into his arms in the next moments in a whirlwind of passion and emotion. Then, all of a sudden, some hairy children raced up behind Gangel and Frogo's clinch and nicked Gangel's fireworks. Gangel instantly got out his magical.......................spatula with a pretty led messily glued on top, and ran after them pointing his spatula at them and swearing at them in ancient russian. Naturally frightened of a possibly gay old man wearing nothing but an old dressing gown, (which was flapping open in the wind,) wearing a upside down funnel on his head, waving a piece of kitchen ware at them and swearing at them in russian, dropped the fireworks that had been down their hobbit sized adidas tracksuit bottoms and ran!
