Heya, it's been a long while, ne? I took a major break from writing cos I had lots of yukky exams and stuff, anyway, back 2 writing now!!!! I replaced the last chapter cos something went weird with the paragraphing, so sozzo!

A Himigimi for the Ouji

By SaiyanMad

Prologue

"So anyway, Bulma, Vegeta goes 'OH yes, this Dragon Ball was a present from your dome headed little pal and that gorgeous female he's with,' and yesterday we were talking. well I was talking and trying to make a conversation but Veggie no Ouji only started listening when I mention that you and Yamcha were out celebrating 10 years of going out, and he sort of fell over and blew up our house, by accident of course, and my mum came back from shopping and told him off and he ran off REAL fast," said Gohan, all in one breath.

"Wow. I didn't think VEG-head thought of anything except his own sexy ass," smirked Yamcha.

"Well, he is kinda cute," mused Bulma.

"Yeah, but you thought ZARBON was cute until he turned into a monster!" exclaimed Krillin.

"Yeah. but." blushed Bulma.

Vegeta burst in from the next room, where he'd been scoffing food with Goku.

"I would be grateful if you didn't talk about me behind my back, especially by a little runt with a weird haircut, a scar face (A/N: no offence meant to people with scars on their faces!!) with a weirder haircut who still thinks he's the world's strongest and that stupid woman who thinks she's oh so clever and pretty and seductive but can't even boil an egg!!! Saiyan elites," he paused for effect, " do not love (A/N: picture Veggie saying that in that husky voice of his. Doesn't it send shivers down your spine?) and we do not bond. The elite who does is a disgrace to his men!"

"Wow, Bulma, I didn't know monkey-butt could actually deign to talk to us!! What an honour!" drawled Yamcha.

Vegeta looked around, and suddenly, without warning, blasted out of the open window and away.

Krillin suddenly burst out laughing.

"What is it short guy?" asked Yamcha.

"You know what would be REALLY funny, Bulma," he chuckled.

"No. what?" Bulma queried. "If you got Vegeta to fall in love with you."

"Hey!" interjected Yamcha.

"That would be kind of funny," mused Bulma.

"OK, Bulma, I dare you to fuck Vegeta!"

"I bet I will do it in one month!!"

"Done! Two hundred zenii says you wont" jeered Krillin.

"OK. Deal!"

Bulma sauntered out the door.

"Hey Bulma, have you forgotten something???" Yamcha yelled out the door. "Like I'm your BOYfr." he trailed off as it was obvious Bulma wasn't listening, as she had jumped into her capsule plane and flown away.