Vegeta was shocked. VERY shocked.
*Hn.* he snorted. *Those pathetic weakling earthlings can't even have someone land on top of them without fainting! Now, what should I do with her… if her father finds out, I'm going to get chucked out of the house, but I ought to get her to some kind of doctor. I better go ask Kakarrot's mate… *
He took off with Bulma in his arms, giving the death-beam lipstick a wide berth as he did so. It only took a matter of minutes to get to the rural area that contained the house of Kakarrot, his mate and his brat.
He banged hard on the door, cracking it down the middle in the process. He pushed the two pieces to one side and walked past a startled Gohan pressing some buttons on a little white box with a black screen.
He mounted the stairs, slung Bulma over his left shoulder and walked in, unprepared for what he saw. Which was Goku and Chichi in the middle of rather an enjoyable clinch, with most of their clothing strewn across the floor.
"Eeeeeeeeeeaarrrgh!!!!!!" Vegeta screeched, and dumping his precious load unceremoniously on the ground, he made a run for it; only to be grabbed by a naked Goku while a topless Chichi examined Bulma for signs of life.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???" Vegeta shrieked. "YOUR SON IS JUST DOWNSTAIRS!!!"
Goku looked slightly embarrassed. "Um… Vegeta, it is… normal… What's the matter with Bulma, anyway?"
Now it was Vegeta's turn to blush. "I… uh… landed on top of her and she fainted."
Chichi gasped, and then chuckled. "Well, Vegeta, it sounds like you've been on top of her quite a lot!!! It sounds to me as if Bulma's pregnant!"
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OOOHHHHH cliffy!!! I bet Veg will be annoyed, Bulma's pregnant with someone's baby… could it be YAMCHA'S?????????? Anyway, sorry the chapter was so short but I have exams next week and I'm supposed to be revising… GCSEs are hell!!! Anyway see you on the next chapter in a week or two, remember to READ AND REVIEW!!!!
