CLASSIFICATION: PG-13 for language and thoughts.
SUMMARY: Sirius meeting up with Crookshanks.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter, in any way, shape or form. I love to read the books, but I sure don't own them. J.K. Rowling and WB do. This is simply a tribute to the Harry Potter series. I am making no money from this and I'm just enjoying sharing some of my own crazy ideas.
AUTHORS NOTE: This is Sirius' thoughts... He's not talking to anyone, it's all in his mind.
Thank you: I would like to thank my beta reader, ***Draco~Malfoy~Lover***. Thank you so much.
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Chapter Four
That Bloody Cat
For two nights now I've been prowling the grounds of Hogwarts. I'm surprised they're not better guarded than this. Oh I've seen Hagrid, but he's always headed for another part of the Forbidden Forest, and I know better than to follow him though there. Other than that, it's been really easy to get around.
Except for this cat. It keeps showing up in strange places. I know its not a Ministry cat. It's too obvious that it's following me around. It must be one of the students' cats.
When I'm out there tonight, I'm going to try and throw it off. And if I can't... well... I can always go back to the old catch the cat routine. I don't know have a lot of time, and I don't want to be given away by a bloody cat.
Well, I should get some sleep, I have a long night ahead of me.
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God damn it, I slept too long during the day. I was hoping to be out and prowling the grounds before now. It's crazy you know... I couldn't sleep while I was at Azkaban, yet out here, in this shack, I can sleep like a baby.
But that's no excuse! Prongs never would have over slept on such an important night. Then again, Prongs only ever needed three hours of sleep. I don't know how Kitty put up with him. He drove us nuts our first year. At least that was until Moony tied him up and I put a silence charm on him.. He stopped waking us up after that... go figure...
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Ah, here's the trap door. Now I can't forget to take the stick with me, so I can prod the Whomping Willow. I forgot to take it that first day, and I nearly had the stuffing knocked out of me. I won't forget again.
You know, this ceiling isn't to bad, considering no one uses this tunnel. I bet its been forgotten by just about everyone. At least, that is what I think... I mean there are no Dementors here.
I know they're here, I can feel their pull. They went through Hogsmeade the other day... I hid at the back of the house.
At least they're not guarding the entrance to the school... or at least, this entrance. I could smell them at four of the secret entrances...
Yes... I remember all the entrances well... we had so much fun making the Marauder's Map that it's really hard to forget that sort of thing.
I'm not going to chance using the other two that the Dementors are at. This one works quite well, and only three people are supposed to know where the entrance is, but I know of at least four people who do though... or used to know.
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There's the tree. Got to poke it just right... there.
Time to start prowling.
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What the fuck is over there?
On my dear god, it's that fucking cat.
How did it find me? I know I wasn't followed last night. I know it!
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Shit!
Did it see how I got out of there?
I hope not...
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I was going to lay some traps, and hopefully chase it away, but now I have to do something drastic.
I don't want to kill it, but at least I can make it leave me the hell alone.
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Crouch down and approach it carefully... slow and steady.
Raise the heckles and growl.
Going to try and scare it first. I don't want to hurt it.
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God damn it, that bloody cat is going to try and stand its ground. Doesn't it know that I could really hurt it? Even kill it if I had to?
From the looks of things, it doesn't care.
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Step forward and continue growling. Let out a few warning barks. Maybe that will work...
Nope.
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It's arching its back and its ears are laid back. This is one stupid cat.
I take no responsibility for what might happen tonight. I gave it plenty of warning.
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It's hissing at me... it is hissing at me? Well now, I'm going to have to teach it a lesson.
I've already given it fair warning. I'm going in!
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OW!!! FUCK!!!
OH MY FUCKING... OW... OW... OW...
SHIT!!!!
Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god...
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I'm just going to lay here bleeding for a while.
That fucking bloody cat, just turned and walked away. Tail high in the air and everything.
I don't think I even scratched it.
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Where's my stick? I'm going to bed.
SUMMARY: Sirius meeting up with Crookshanks.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter, in any way, shape or form. I love to read the books, but I sure don't own them. J.K. Rowling and WB do. This is simply a tribute to the Harry Potter series. I am making no money from this and I'm just enjoying sharing some of my own crazy ideas.
AUTHORS NOTE: This is Sirius' thoughts... He's not talking to anyone, it's all in his mind.
Thank you: I would like to thank my beta reader, ***Draco~Malfoy~Lover***. Thank you so much.
Chapter Four
That Bloody Cat
For two nights now I've been prowling the grounds of Hogwarts. I'm surprised they're not better guarded than this. Oh I've seen Hagrid, but he's always headed for another part of the Forbidden Forest, and I know better than to follow him though there. Other than that, it's been really easy to get around.
Except for this cat. It keeps showing up in strange places. I know its not a Ministry cat. It's too obvious that it's following me around. It must be one of the students' cats.
When I'm out there tonight, I'm going to try and throw it off. And if I can't... well... I can always go back to the old catch the cat routine. I don't know have a lot of time, and I don't want to be given away by a bloody cat.
Well, I should get some sleep, I have a long night ahead of me.
God damn it, I slept too long during the day. I was hoping to be out and prowling the grounds before now. It's crazy you know... I couldn't sleep while I was at Azkaban, yet out here, in this shack, I can sleep like a baby.
But that's no excuse! Prongs never would have over slept on such an important night. Then again, Prongs only ever needed three hours of sleep. I don't know how Kitty put up with him. He drove us nuts our first year. At least that was until Moony tied him up and I put a silence charm on him.. He stopped waking us up after that... go figure...
Ah, here's the trap door. Now I can't forget to take the stick with me, so I can prod the Whomping Willow. I forgot to take it that first day, and I nearly had the stuffing knocked out of me. I won't forget again.
You know, this ceiling isn't to bad, considering no one uses this tunnel. I bet its been forgotten by just about everyone. At least, that is what I think... I mean there are no Dementors here.
I know they're here, I can feel their pull. They went through Hogsmeade the other day... I hid at the back of the house.
At least they're not guarding the entrance to the school... or at least, this entrance. I could smell them at four of the secret entrances...
Yes... I remember all the entrances well... we had so much fun making the Marauder's Map that it's really hard to forget that sort of thing.
I'm not going to chance using the other two that the Dementors are at. This one works quite well, and only three people are supposed to know where the entrance is, but I know of at least four people who do though... or used to know.
There's the tree. Got to poke it just right... there.
Time to start prowling.
What the fuck is over there?
On my dear god, it's that fucking cat.
How did it find me? I know I wasn't followed last night. I know it!
Shit!
Did it see how I got out of there?
I hope not...
I was going to lay some traps, and hopefully chase it away, but now I have to do something drastic.
I don't want to kill it, but at least I can make it leave me the hell alone.
Crouch down and approach it carefully... slow and steady.
Raise the heckles and growl.
Going to try and scare it first. I don't want to hurt it.
God damn it, that bloody cat is going to try and stand its ground. Doesn't it know that I could really hurt it? Even kill it if I had to?
From the looks of things, it doesn't care.
Step forward and continue growling. Let out a few warning barks. Maybe that will work...
Nope.
It's arching its back and its ears are laid back. This is one stupid cat.
I take no responsibility for what might happen tonight. I gave it plenty of warning.
It's hissing at me... it is hissing at me? Well now, I'm going to have to teach it a lesson.
I've already given it fair warning. I'm going in!
OW!!! FUCK!!!
OH MY FUCKING... OW... OW... OW...
SHIT!!!!
Oh my god... oh my god... oh my god...
I'm just going to lay here bleeding for a while.
That fucking bloody cat, just turned and walked away. Tail high in the air and everything.
I don't think I even scratched it.
Where's my stick? I'm going to bed.
