Disclaimer: I don't own any characters.and nothing in this fanfic is taken specifically from anyone else in the section. It's more of a general thing. And don't think I'm making fun of anybody either.cause I write the same stuff. :P Oh, and for those who think I don't like Artemis Fowl, (coughs 'annoyed') I don't. I LOVE it! It's one of the best books ever! I'm NOT making fun of the books who those who think I am (coughs 'annoyed again) I'm making fun of fanfics in genral in the Artemis Fowl section, okay? It's not that hard. As I'm TRYING to get CERTAIN people to know ('annoyed') this is a joke. Comedy. Something good to read once in a while. There.I'm done ranting. Now get on with it.

"Holly get in here!"

"Yes sir?" Holly sat down.amazingly she must have been waiting outside the door for no apparent reason.

"Something's happening.like stuff getting stolen. Of course, as always, we think it was Fowl. And once again, as always, we have you going up there to investigate instead of getting someone else to do it.

"Nooooo! Please don't make me go! I always have to deal with it!" "Well I don't really have an explanation as why you are always chosen to carry out this mission.I guess just for the plot's sake and the fact that people don't want to change the story making another female officer and creating Mary Sues."

"Of fine!" Holly huffed.

All of a sudden Foaly trotted in.

"Why hello there Captain! I would usually have something smart to say about your newest mission.but the author of this fic isn't that creative. I also just seem to know about your plans in detail although no one knows why."

Hermione Weasley: Hey! Would you two PLEASE stop insulting the authors?! I mean, it was okay at first.but now it's just getting annoying. Or maybe it was annoying originally.

"Yes ma'am! We will not point out the obvious anymore.well, at least most of the time."

Hermione Weasely:Good.

Holly got in the little thingy that takes you to the surface and for some strange reason, got there in about 3 seconds. She then proceeds to Fowl Manor, doing some weird/cool thing.somehow breaking in. She never thinks to just knock.

Butler's ears perked up. He heard a rustling (does that make sense?) in the basement, or whatever. The manservant was soon running to the door and flung it open. There stood Holly with a small smile on her face.

"Ummm.go find Artemis. Now. And don't mention me. Just tell him to come quickly," she said her voice dripping with mesmer.

"Yes."

Soon Artemis shows up and for some reason, very unlike his character hugs her in greeting, which also makes no sense since she's trying to be there unnoticed.right? Anyway.

"How wonderful to see you Holly! In fact, I'd like you to meet."

Grrrr. It's late. I'm tired. I'm getting off now. This is so pathetic. I did this just to prove I was insane as some of you guys out there. More of this chapter coming soon if you guys review! Phew! (Hey! That rhythms!)