Author's note: You know I don't own Lizzie Mcguire, so I see no point in telling you again.
Later that day at lunch

Lizzie: Look it's Mork again! Let's ask him to sit with us.

Miranda: Yeah, he's sitting all by himself.

Gordo: I don't think so. I told you already, he doesn't like me.

Miranda: He never said he didn't like you.

Gordo: He called me fat boy.

Miranda: He did not Gordo, he just said your name meant fat boy.

Gordo: That's another thing, stop calling me Gordo.

Miranda: Why? Just because it means fat boy doesn't mean it's a bad name.

Miranda: Besides, you would have never known if mork had not told you.

Lizzie: Are we going to ask Mork to sit with us or what?

Miranda: I'll go ask him.

At Mork's table

Miranda: Hey Mork, do you want to come sit with us?

Mork: Is Lizzie going to be there?

Miranda: Yeah, why?

Mork: Just cuz'

At Lizzie's Table

Lizzie: Hi Mork! Glad you could come.

Mork: No problem. I do anything for you babe.

Gordo: Hey, why were you all by your self Mork?

Mork: Because I was waiting for a hottie to invite me over, but Miranda was close enough.

Miranda: Hey!

Mork: Nothing personal, I just don't find you attractive. I would be attracted to some one more like Lizzie.

Lizzie: Really?

Mork: Yeah babe, how would you like to go out tomorrow?

Gordo: Stop calling her babe!

Lizzie: Gordo!

Miranda: Why should he stop?

Gordo: Uh.because.it's discriminating against women, yeah that's it!

Mork: Whatever, so what you say?

Lizzie: Sure!

Mork: Ok , tomorrow at 7:00. Bye babe.

Lizzie: Bye!

Mork leaves.

Lizzie: Can you believe it!

Gordo: Yeah, it's great.

Miranda: We have to go shopping later today.

Lizzie: Sounds great. Be right back, I got to use the restroom.

Lizzie leaves.

Gordo: Did I mention that I really don't like him.

Miranda: What do you have against him? Wait, are you jealous because he is going on a date with Lizzie?

Gordo: Of course not why would I be jealous of a really tall, good looking guy that is going out with a really beautiful girl?

Miranda: You are totally jealous.

Gordo: Is it that obvious?

Miranda: Yeah! I saw right through that whole discriminating against women thing.

Gordo: Hey, it's pretty hard to think of a cover up when one of your best friends is giving you the 3rd degree!

Miranda: It's not every day that Gordo gets stumped. I had to act when I had the chance.

Lizzie comes back

Lizzie: Hi, what did I miss?

Miranda: Oh, Gordo was just telling me how jea.

Gordo: Generous! How generous I was today. Right Miranda?

Miranda: Uh.yeah! He was just going to let me borrow five bucks. Weren't you Gordo?

Gordo: Oh yeah, here you go Miranda.

Lizzie: Okay, whatever.

The bell rings, everyone leaves.