Author's note: You know I don't own Lizzie Mcguire, so I see no point in
telling you again.
Later that day at lunch
Lizzie: Look it's Mork again! Let's ask him to sit with us.
Miranda: Yeah, he's sitting all by himself.
Gordo: I don't think so. I told you already, he doesn't like me.
Miranda: He never said he didn't like you.
Gordo: He called me fat boy.
Miranda: He did not Gordo, he just said your name meant fat boy.
Gordo: That's another thing, stop calling me Gordo.
Miranda: Why? Just because it means fat boy doesn't mean it's a bad name.
Miranda: Besides, you would have never known if mork had not told you.
Lizzie: Are we going to ask Mork to sit with us or what?
Miranda: I'll go ask him.
At Mork's table
Miranda: Hey Mork, do you want to come sit with us?
Mork: Is Lizzie going to be there?
Miranda: Yeah, why?
Mork: Just cuz'
At Lizzie's Table
Lizzie: Hi Mork! Glad you could come.
Mork: No problem. I do anything for you babe.
Gordo: Hey, why were you all by your self Mork?
Mork: Because I was waiting for a hottie to invite me over, but Miranda was close enough.
Miranda: Hey!
Mork: Nothing personal, I just don't find you attractive. I would be attracted to some one more like Lizzie.
Lizzie: Really?
Mork: Yeah babe, how would you like to go out tomorrow?
Gordo: Stop calling her babe!
Lizzie: Gordo!
Miranda: Why should he stop?
Gordo: Uh.because.it's discriminating against women, yeah that's it!
Mork: Whatever, so what you say?
Lizzie: Sure!
Mork: Ok , tomorrow at 7:00. Bye babe.
Lizzie: Bye!
Mork leaves.
Lizzie: Can you believe it!
Gordo: Yeah, it's great.
Miranda: We have to go shopping later today.
Lizzie: Sounds great. Be right back, I got to use the restroom.
Lizzie leaves.
Gordo: Did I mention that I really don't like him.
Miranda: What do you have against him? Wait, are you jealous because he is going on a date with Lizzie?
Gordo: Of course not why would I be jealous of a really tall, good looking guy that is going out with a really beautiful girl?
Miranda: You are totally jealous.
Gordo: Is it that obvious?
Miranda: Yeah! I saw right through that whole discriminating against women thing.
Gordo: Hey, it's pretty hard to think of a cover up when one of your best friends is giving you the 3rd degree!
Miranda: It's not every day that Gordo gets stumped. I had to act when I had the chance.
Lizzie comes back
Lizzie: Hi, what did I miss?
Miranda: Oh, Gordo was just telling me how jea.
Gordo: Generous! How generous I was today. Right Miranda?
Miranda: Uh.yeah! He was just going to let me borrow five bucks. Weren't you Gordo?
Gordo: Oh yeah, here you go Miranda.
Lizzie: Okay, whatever.
The bell rings, everyone leaves.
Later that day at lunch
Lizzie: Look it's Mork again! Let's ask him to sit with us.
Miranda: Yeah, he's sitting all by himself.
Gordo: I don't think so. I told you already, he doesn't like me.
Miranda: He never said he didn't like you.
Gordo: He called me fat boy.
Miranda: He did not Gordo, he just said your name meant fat boy.
Gordo: That's another thing, stop calling me Gordo.
Miranda: Why? Just because it means fat boy doesn't mean it's a bad name.
Miranda: Besides, you would have never known if mork had not told you.
Lizzie: Are we going to ask Mork to sit with us or what?
Miranda: I'll go ask him.
At Mork's table
Miranda: Hey Mork, do you want to come sit with us?
Mork: Is Lizzie going to be there?
Miranda: Yeah, why?
Mork: Just cuz'
At Lizzie's Table
Lizzie: Hi Mork! Glad you could come.
Mork: No problem. I do anything for you babe.
Gordo: Hey, why were you all by your self Mork?
Mork: Because I was waiting for a hottie to invite me over, but Miranda was close enough.
Miranda: Hey!
Mork: Nothing personal, I just don't find you attractive. I would be attracted to some one more like Lizzie.
Lizzie: Really?
Mork: Yeah babe, how would you like to go out tomorrow?
Gordo: Stop calling her babe!
Lizzie: Gordo!
Miranda: Why should he stop?
Gordo: Uh.because.it's discriminating against women, yeah that's it!
Mork: Whatever, so what you say?
Lizzie: Sure!
Mork: Ok , tomorrow at 7:00. Bye babe.
Lizzie: Bye!
Mork leaves.
Lizzie: Can you believe it!
Gordo: Yeah, it's great.
Miranda: We have to go shopping later today.
Lizzie: Sounds great. Be right back, I got to use the restroom.
Lizzie leaves.
Gordo: Did I mention that I really don't like him.
Miranda: What do you have against him? Wait, are you jealous because he is going on a date with Lizzie?
Gordo: Of course not why would I be jealous of a really tall, good looking guy that is going out with a really beautiful girl?
Miranda: You are totally jealous.
Gordo: Is it that obvious?
Miranda: Yeah! I saw right through that whole discriminating against women thing.
Gordo: Hey, it's pretty hard to think of a cover up when one of your best friends is giving you the 3rd degree!
Miranda: It's not every day that Gordo gets stumped. I had to act when I had the chance.
Lizzie comes back
Lizzie: Hi, what did I miss?
Miranda: Oh, Gordo was just telling me how jea.
Gordo: Generous! How generous I was today. Right Miranda?
Miranda: Uh.yeah! He was just going to let me borrow five bucks. Weren't you Gordo?
Gordo: Oh yeah, here you go Miranda.
Lizzie: Okay, whatever.
The bell rings, everyone leaves.
