Title: Herbs
Author: Hila
e-mail: hilapeer@h...
Pairing: HP/LM or HP/LM/DM (not sure yet)
Rating: PG-13 (?)
Cathegory: Humor, cross over, AU
Disclaimers: see intro
A/N: see end
Herbs 2
It was the single most humiliating moment of his life. He now knew what
Draco had felt when Mad-Eye Moody had turned him into a ferret in front of
the whole school. No wait, this was worse: back then Snape wasn't laughing
his ass off. Snape was practically rolling on the floor laughing. Harry
sulked. One good point about being a girl: you could sulk without anyone
finding it silly. Snape did not seem to notices the sulking.

Draco felt very uncomfortable when Snape started laughing at Harry, mostly
since Harry was crossing his arms now and was squeezing Draco a _bit_ too
tightly. They had bumped into Snape on the way from the Headmaster's office
to the Griffindoor bathrooms (Draco not being able to express his protests)
and had had to explain the situation to him (or at least Harry did).

At least they won't have to face the other professors until the next day.

"If you would excuse us, Professor, Draco and I would like to shower now."

Draco nodded enthusiastically and Snape finally stepped aside to let them
pass.

Once inside the showers, Harry turned on the hot water tap and turned to
leave. It was what they usually did when both of them transformed: Harry
would turn on the water for Draco and, in return, Draco would let Harry
shower in private. As much as they were friends now neither was comfortable
with Draco seeing Harry's female form nude.

Coming out of his shower, Harry found Draco half-asleep in one of the fluffy
common room armchairs in front of the fire.

"I guess we'll just have to crash here for the night. May I invite you to
my room or would you rather sleep on the couch?" Harry asked with a coy
smile.

Draco growled softly, it's not that he didn't like insinuation wars but
right now his brain was turned to absolute mush. "Fine, but I'm not
sleeping in Weasley's bed."

Harry pretended to be shocked. "Of course not! I wouldn't want him catch
anything from you!"

"I'm too tired for this, Potter. I'll come up with a good come-back
tomorrow morning."

Draco proceeded to stumble upstairs and promptly crashed on Harry's bed,
which Harry would have found amusing if he wasn't about to crash right on
top of Draco.

"Malfoy! You're on my bed."

No answer.

With a muttered "oh hell" Harry threw himself on Ron's bed and fell asleep.
The next day he and Draco would have to face Professor McGonagall and
probably Madame Pomfrey and, Merlin no, Snape again. But he couldn't have
cared less as he fell into blessed blessed dreamless sleep.

~to be continued
Author's Notes (*cof*rant*cof*): aaaaarg! ok, I was writing this while
listing to Beast of Blood (Malice Mizer) so blame grammar errors on their
horrid english ^^ I feel like such a recycled ficcer: I mean, I usually
right anime fiction and am sooo used to plug in random japanese
words...well, breaking out of that habit now (it was harder to do with my
original story, the number of times I was _dieing_ to use "neechan" .) but
yeah, it wasn't so bad in this chapter: it's mostely chapter 3 I'm having
trouble with.

/rant

right, more important stuff: I would very much appreciate comments on my
grammar. I know I tend to make mistakes in verb tenses (considering I right
by sound rather than by grammar ^^;)

and also I need some help: Harry's girl form needs a name (as "girl with the
frying pan" won't work) I mean an actual name. what name do you think will
fit a red-haried female Harry?

same question about small blue-eyed silver piglet Draco.
and, Last but not lest: thank you so very much for all the reviews!
ja~
Hila