Werewolf in the Girls' Dorm

The author would like to apologize for her lack of updates. However, the author was trying to make this chapter longer than the others, and has finally accomplished that.
The author may need to take another hiatus in order to refresh her Love Hina memory.
The author apologizes for that inconvenience ahead of time.
And I will stop writing this in the third person now.

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Chapter 4- Inside the Bordello


The next morning, Remus woke up to music blasting out of a radio.

'What the...? I must have fallen asleep at a train station...'

When he sat up, he found that he was in a bed.

'It wasn't a dream...'

Remus got up and wandered into the kitchen where the girls were arguing.

"Why do you have to be so mean to Remus? He's our guest! He shouldn't have to use plastic!"
Jessica was saying.

Cecile's fists were balled. "I already told you, he doesn't like silver!"

'Wait... is she trying to save me? Something must be up...'

"You're just looking for a reason to be mean to him!"

"I'm telling you what I saw last night! He didn't want to use the silver!"

"He's using the silver, and that's that!" Jessica slammed the utensils down next to his plate.

Cecile picked them up. "He--"

Remus finally decided to speak. "I really would prefer the plastic..."

Cecile noticed him, pale and sweaty, and smirked the same smirk as the night before, as if she could see straight through him. "I told you, Jessica. He doesn't like... silver." She got closer to him, silver knife in hand. "You wouldn't eat with it last night." She gave him a little slap on the hand with the knife.

Remus gave a small flinch as his flesh singed. 'She really is on to me...'

Cecile smirked again as she saw Remus' skin redden.

"Well, I'm off to owl Professor Snape about that potion I'm working on." She walked out of the room, silver knife in hand.

'No, not Snape... She'll write 'Remus Lupin' and he'll tell her everything... She'll tell everyone else... I'll be out of here before I know it...'

Remus gulped. "So... what's her connection to Professor Snape? Other than he was her head of house."

Rose shrugged. "She was a whiz in Potions. She never made a mistake and always caught those of the others, especially of the Gryffindors. They're always owling each other about new potions, or variations on old ones."

"So, what house were you in?"

"Hufflepuff. She caught a few of my mistakes on my homework. In return, I helped her out with Herbology."

Carrie grinned. "I remember that. Cecile always wanted to take everything to use in a potion."

"What house were you in?" Remus inquired.

"Slytherin; Jessica, too. Cecile and I are best friends."

"Oh. Kat?"

Kat smiled. "Ravenclaw! Hence, the stripes in my hair. Carrie stood up for me one day in the Great Hall when a pervert looked up my skirt. She knocked him out for three days!"

"He deserved it," Carrie said.

Jessica gave a low growl, which drew the attention of everyone else in the room. "If you said that just to stop the fight, you didn't have to. I would have won."

"I really do prefer plastic.... I'm severely allergic to silver."

'Not quite a lie, but not the truth, either.'

"Oh!" Jessica blushed. "I'm so sorry..."

Remus smiled. "It's okay. You didn't know."

'Hopefully, I'll be out of here and have a permanent place to stay before the full moon...'

Jessica walked over to Remus. "Do you like going for walks underneath the full moon, Remus? The next one is in a week. We could take one, if you like..." She began to purr seductively as Remus paled.

'ONE WEEK?!? I thought it was two...'

Luckily, Rose rang a small dinner bell. "Breakfast is on!"

Remus sat down at the table and looked at the food: pancakes, waffles, scrambled eggs, french toast, and sausage, all saying, "Eat me, Remus! Eat me!"

"Okay!" Remus happily told his food as he arranged it on his plate.

"Oh, good!" Jessica clapped her hands. "Our walk under the full moon is on!"

Remus let the food on its way to his mouth drop. 'What have I gotten myself into?!?'

Jessica stood up and grabbed his arm. "Let me give you a tour of the house!" She pulled him up and out the door.

"Hey!" Rose called after them. "He hasn't eaten yet!"

"Yeah!" Kat agreed. "If he isn't back in ten minutes, I'm eating it for him!"

"If he tries anything, just scream!" Carrie shouted.

'I think I'll be the one who screams,' Remus thought miserably.

Jessica quickly dragged him up the stairs, waving to various doors as they ran past them. "Bathroom, Kat's room, Carrie's room, Rose's room, Laundry room, Cecile's room, another bathroom..." Jessica stopped in front of a door and purred. "My room."

Remus gulped as she opened the door. It looked like a bordello: silk sheets, handcuffs, candles, whips, massage oil...

'The whole sheband,' Remus thought.

Jessica smirked, grabbed Remus by the collar, pulled him into her room, and threw him on the bed.

Remus was careful not to hit a lit candle. 'What a reckless person!'

Jessica smirked as she crawled next to him. "Oh, don't mind the candle, Remus. It wouldn't be the first time a man's lit my room on fire. I rather like it, in fact."

'She's insane!'

"Just relax, Remmie. I'm not going to bite... much."

'I'm alone with a madwoman!'

Jessica picked up his hand an placed in on her chest. "Can you feel my heart beating?"

Remus let out a small, girlish scream.

'God, save me! NOW!'

Unfortunately, God was not the one who opened the door.

Cecile was, and she had in her hand the knife from the kitchen.

"Meep," was all Remus could say as Jessica released his hand, which was still on her chest.

Then, Jessica began to cry. "He kept pushing me! 'Is this okay? Is this okay?' And then, he touched my breast!"

Cecile glared at Remus and clutched the knife tightly. "I told you, one foot out of line, and you're out of here. I knew you were a pervert, but I didn't think you'd do... that."

Remus panicked. "I didn't do anything! Jessica threw me on her bed!"

Jessica shouted, "Lies!" and continued to sob.

"She told me to touch it!"

All the other girls had arrived to see what happened.

Carrie gripped her sword. "Lupin, prepare to die!"

'Hope I still have some Gryffindor courage left...'

Remus gulped and ran towards them, ducking under Carrie's sword and blocking Cecile's punch.

'Maybe it's just brazen stupidity after all,' he thought, jumping around Kat and Rose.

'Must get out. Must not die. Must get out.'

The girls continued to chase him, occasionally picking up items and throwing them at him.

"Ow! Damnit!"

He jumped onto the banister and slid down to the ground floor.

Cecile and Kat followed suit.

Cecile grabbed him by the collar, but Kat hit her coming off the banister, knocking her over and allowing Remus to escape.

Finally, he saw the door.

'Only a few more feet before I'm out of hell!'

"Ha ha! Sayonara, everyone!"

Remus opened the door and stopped. Someone was standing in his way.

"Professor?"

"Hermione?!?"

That was when Remus was tackled from behind by five crazy females.

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*rubs hands together evilly*

Okay, so I finally got Hermione there.

What did you think?

Just in case some of you forgot, Kat has blue stripes in her hair.

Next chapter should explain why Remus was kicked out of Harry's house.

I promise you this: it involves one wild party, lots of booze, some chocolate, and... well, that would be ruining it, wouldn't it?

~ Yoshi Girl Snape