Shuichi: *gasps for air* I'm here…huh? Where are Suguru and Hiro?
K: They didn't show up.
Sakano: AHH! Shindou-kun! What are you wearing!?
Shuichi: eto…ano…*runs behind the broken set with bag*
Sakano: Well, while Shindou-kun is changing….at least I think that's what he's doing…we might as well play the next song
K: Right
Sakano: heh?
K: What?
Sakano: This song is by Hiro. Can he sing?
K: I forgot to tell you. This has solo songs on it too.
*Music starts playing*
Track 2
"Do me Mistah" by Hiroshi (backup by Suguru)
(Original song, "Excuse me Mr." by No Doubt from "Tragic Kingdom")
(a/n: It's a coincidence that the first two tracks were both taken from No Doubt songs. In this song "Mistah" or "You" = k and "the guy with more responsibility" or "him" = Sakano. Don't blame me for the last four lines of the first verse, The last five of the third, as well as some similar things, because those are the actual lyrics of the song 0.0)
WHOA…I'm the guitarist of BAD LUCK
I'm sending you signs
Day by day and non-stop
Like most you try not to see them
You stare straight ahead
At the guy with more responsibility
Do me…(Do me Mistah)
I've been waiting in line
And I'd like to buy some of your time
I'm very anxious, eager, willing,
What's your billing? (You should see the room)
So please do me Mistah
Don't get me all wrong
Your guns make it feel like a crime
So don't upset me Mistah
I haven't known you too long
All I want is for you to be mine.
For him love comes for free
He doesn't pay the cash cost
But stays in your custody
I'll pay his bail, it's guarantied
Make space for me
Make it dark so we can't see
Do me…(Do me)
I've been waiting in line
And I'd like to buy
Some of your time
I've been saving up my life
What's your price? (saving up my life)
So please do me Mistah
Don't get me all wrong
Your guns make it feel like a crime
So don't upset me Mistah
I haven't known you too long
All I want is for you to be mine.
What should I do
I'm about to crack
And turn into
The angsty me
It's almost as if this happens every track
And I'm waiting for you
to rescue me
The funny thing is
He's not going to come
Your not going to find him
This is a matter of fact
I locked him up a while back
This is the way I guess it has to be…
A little of your time
I want a little of your time
Please, Mistah, be mine…YEAH
So please do me Mistah
Don't get me all wrong
Your guns make it feel like a crime
So don't upset me Mistah
I haven't known you too long
All I want is for you to be mine.
Ooooooo I'm line to buy time
I'm in line to buy time
I'm in line to
I'm in line to
Excuse me
I'm waiting in line
Excuse me
Do me Mistah!
(while music is playing)
K and Sakano sit there looking more and more uneasy. Sakano starts sweating and pulling his tie.
Shuichi rummages through his bag throwing all kinds of strange costumes, such as a dog costume, Banana costume and battery costume, until he finds his hooker out fit and changes into it.)
Shuichi: *to self* The cigarette costume didn't go over on Yuki as well as I thought. I thought he'd like it. He always puts cigarettes in his mouth.
(Shuichi goes and sits with K and Sakano)
*Music ends*
K: *laughs nervously* Please ignore that folks. I have no clue what that was about. Either do you, right, Sakano-san?
Sakano: *VERY nervous* a…..a…….ano……….
*K kicks him in the foot again, but harder this time*
No!
