Shuichi: *gasps for air* I'm here…huh? Where are Suguru and Hiro?

K: They didn't show up.

Sakano: AHH! Shindou-kun! What are you wearing!?

Shuichi: eto…ano…*runs behind the broken set with bag*

Sakano: Well, while Shindou-kun is changing….at least I think that's what he's doing…we might as well play the next song

K: Right

Sakano: heh?

K: What?

Sakano: This song is by Hiro. Can he sing?

K: I forgot to tell you. This has solo songs on it too.

*Music starts playing*

Track 2

"Do me Mistah"   by Hiroshi (backup by Suguru)

(Original song, "Excuse me Mr." by No Doubt from "Tragic Kingdom")

(a/n: It's a coincidence that the first two tracks were both taken from No Doubt songs. In this song "Mistah" or "You" = k  and "the guy with more responsibility" or "him" = Sakano. Don't blame me for the last four lines of the first verse, The last five of the third, as well as some similar things, because those are the actual lyrics of the song 0.0)

WHOA…I'm the guitarist of BAD LUCK

I'm sending you signs

Day by day and non-stop

Like most you try not to see them

You stare straight ahead

At the guy with more responsibility

Do me…(Do me Mistah)

I've been waiting in line

And I'd like to buy some of your time

I'm very anxious, eager, willing,

What's your billing? (You should see the room)

So please do me Mistah

Don't get me all wrong

Your guns make it feel like a crime

So don't upset me Mistah

I haven't known you too long

All I want is for you to be mine.

For him love comes for free

He doesn't pay the cash cost

But stays in your custody

I'll pay his bail, it's guarantied

Make space for me

Make it dark so we can't see

Do me…(Do me)

I've been waiting in line

And I'd like to buy

Some of your time

I've been saving up my life

What's your price? (saving up my life)

So please do me Mistah

Don't get me all wrong

Your guns make it feel like a crime

So don't upset me Mistah

I haven't known you too long

All I want is for you to be mine.

What should I do

I'm about to crack

And turn into

The angsty me

It's almost as if this happens every track

And I'm waiting for you

to rescue me

The funny thing is

He's not going to come

Your not going to find him

This is a matter of fact

I locked him up a while back

This is the way I guess it has to be…

A little of your time

I want a little of your time

Please, Mistah, be mine…YEAH

So please do me Mistah

Don't get me all wrong

Your guns make it feel like a crime

So don't upset me Mistah

I haven't known you too long

All I want is for you to be mine.

Ooooooo I'm line to buy time

I'm in line to buy time

I'm in line to

I'm in line to

Excuse me

I'm waiting in line

Excuse me

Do me Mistah!

(while music is playing)

K and Sakano sit there looking more and more uneasy. Sakano starts sweating and pulling his tie.

Shuichi rummages through his bag throwing all kinds of strange costumes, such as a dog costume, Banana costume and battery costume, until he finds his hooker out fit and changes into it.)

Shuichi: *to self* The cigarette costume didn't go over on Yuki as well as I thought. I thought he'd like it. He always puts cigarettes in his mouth.

(Shuichi goes and sits with K and Sakano) 

*Music ends*

K:  *laughs nervously* Please ignore that folks. I have no clue what that was about. Either do you, right, Sakano-san?

Sakano: *VERY nervous* a…..a…….ano……….

*K kicks him in the foot again, but harder this time*

No!