Disclaimer~ I don't own Gundam Wing. Or any other characters mentioned in
this piece.
Never give Heero a Flamethrower
Here are a few reasons why you shouldn't give Heero a flamethrower:
If you give Heero a flamethrower he is going to get ideas.
If Heero gets ideas then he is going to want to act upon them.
If Heero is going to act upon them then he is going to need some victims.
If Heero needs victims then you have to round them up.
If you have to round them up then you have to face your worst nightmares. (Ex. Barney, Hamtaro, Tellitubies, ECT)
If you are going to have to face your worst nightmares then you better get crosses, stakes, bear traps, sling shots, grenade launchers, holy water, garlic, ECT.
If you bring all that junk then you are going to have to capture them.
If you capture them then you have to put them in an airtight container.
If you put them in an airtight container then you get to watch them slowly plead, beg and gag for air.
But then you realize that Heero still needs to burn them to a crisp. So you have to give them some air. Damn.
Once slightly getting over the depression of seeing them die slowly you have to bring them to Heero.
If you bring them to Heero then you are going to have to find a way to keep them in.
If you can find a way to keep them in then you can watch Heero burn them to a crisp.
Then you fully get over your depression and laugh your ass off.
If Heero ever stops burning them then you have to clean up the mess he made.
That's no fun. T-T
If you clean up his mess then you have to send the victims to the hospital.
Either that or fend off an angry mob of little children who are fans of the victims and then have their managers breathing down your neck.
Once you send them to the hospital then you get the bills.
If you get the bills then you have to kill Heero.
If you try to kill Heero then you have to take his flamethrower away from him.
If you get his flamethrower away from him then he goes into depression.
If Heero goes into depression then he is going to get another and better flamethrower.
If Heero gets a better flamethrower then you are going to have to deal with this all over again.
Never give Heero a Flamethrower
Here are a few reasons why you shouldn't give Heero a flamethrower:
If you give Heero a flamethrower he is going to get ideas.
If Heero gets ideas then he is going to want to act upon them.
If Heero is going to act upon them then he is going to need some victims.
If Heero needs victims then you have to round them up.
If you have to round them up then you have to face your worst nightmares. (Ex. Barney, Hamtaro, Tellitubies, ECT)
If you are going to have to face your worst nightmares then you better get crosses, stakes, bear traps, sling shots, grenade launchers, holy water, garlic, ECT.
If you bring all that junk then you are going to have to capture them.
If you capture them then you have to put them in an airtight container.
If you put them in an airtight container then you get to watch them slowly plead, beg and gag for air.
But then you realize that Heero still needs to burn them to a crisp. So you have to give them some air. Damn.
Once slightly getting over the depression of seeing them die slowly you have to bring them to Heero.
If you bring them to Heero then you are going to have to find a way to keep them in.
If you can find a way to keep them in then you can watch Heero burn them to a crisp.
Then you fully get over your depression and laugh your ass off.
If Heero ever stops burning them then you have to clean up the mess he made.
That's no fun. T-T
If you clean up his mess then you have to send the victims to the hospital.
Either that or fend off an angry mob of little children who are fans of the victims and then have their managers breathing down your neck.
Once you send them to the hospital then you get the bills.
If you get the bills then you have to kill Heero.
If you try to kill Heero then you have to take his flamethrower away from him.
If you get his flamethrower away from him then he goes into depression.
If Heero goes into depression then he is going to get another and better flamethrower.
If Heero gets a better flamethrower then you are going to have to deal with this all over again.
