Authors Notes: - No this is not a fic about a cross-dressing Harry! I got the idea to write this when I was trying to describe to a friend how out of character Artemis was acting in 'Servant of the Shard'. Seeing as how she's never read anything by R.A. Salvatore I had to put it into perspective for her and this flash fic was born. And damn this is a short fic! lol

Lola

It was a routine lunch in Hogwarts. The students were seated at their tables eating their lunches, and chatting with friends; though many shifted through books and struggled over spells. Harry was seated with his friends in their usual spot pattering about class in between bites. Nothing was out of the ordinary, the food was quiet normal and their conversations no different than any other day.

However Harry suddenly get a most unusual expression on his face; as if suddenly posses with an urge he was unable to hold back. He leapt onto the table amid the food and books. Everyone looked up at him curiously and watched in fascination as he began to sing.

"I met her in a club down in North Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C-O-L-A Cola!" He struck rock stare poses as he sang off key at the top of his lungs.

"She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her, her name and in a dark brown voice she said, 'Lola' L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola!" He began hip thrusting at throwing his arms about in a frantic dance.

Then as suddenly as he had started he fell silent and dropped off the table, returned to his lunch and conversations. His friends happily chatted with him as if it had never happened. No one behaved as if this was a strange thing, more so like it was a daily event. Lunch continued with out further interruptions and no one said a thing about Harry's off key rendition of The Kinks Lola.