Sonic: A burst of light! RUN FOR THE SHINY!
Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and Amy: SHINYYY!
Lumina: Yo! Our large shiny rock broke because someone touched it! Illumina is banished to another dimension! Help up!
Sonic: We're heroes, so of course we'll get involved with conflicts we only have a bare understanding of.
Lumina: Okay. I want you to kick this little boy's ass!
Knuckles: I'm good at that!
Lumina: Okay, first, we're going to this beach. It's frozen over. That's a bad thing. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Void: I didn't mean to do it! I just wanted to be friends!
Lumina: LIES!
Illumina: Hurry it up, because there's nothing worse than being someplace vaguely defined.
Lumina: Next is this airplane here. It's actually a bird. Ignore the explosions and the wings breaking off, because gravity sure will. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Void: I'm going to hint that I have no real desire to destroy Maginarywhirl, now.
Lumina: LIES!
Lumina: And now for a jungle. A few trees are withering and some electronics are sprouting from the ground. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Illumina: Hi!
All: Hi!
Illumina: Character development!
All: Character development!
Illumina: Bye now!
Void: I didn't mean to, okay? Stop picking on me!
Knuckles: Shut up!
Void: Meanie!
Lumina: Here's a train. Uh, it's going on a track. FIX IT!
Sonic: Er... but aren't trains normally supposed to-
Lumina: JUST DO IT!
All: Okay.
Void: Be nice to me! I'm a valid and normal part of-
Lumina: DON'T SPOIL THE PLOT YET! SHH!
Lumina: This is where all the worlds are kept. We can move upside down! Oh, the worlds are kinda dim. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Lumina: Void's going to destroy our universe!
Void: No, you have it wrong! I just want to be loved!
Sonic: Bastard!
Lumina: We hate you!
Mecha Void: You're a bunch of meanies! PREPARE TO DIE.
Lumina: Quick, jump on these light panels and drop things on his head!
All: Okay.
Mecha Void: OWIE!
Lumina: Oh yeah, he and I are actually the light and dark halves of Illumina. Or are we actually two seperate people, a guardian and a creature from a distant land, with Illumina banished to a pocket universe? We'll be as vague and confusing about that as we possibly can.
Sonic: We came all this way to find out that you might or might not have been lying about numerous things! FIX IT!
Void: Love me!
Lumina: Okay.
Illumina: I'm back! Thanks for handling what might have been schizophrenia by mercilessly beating the crap out of what could have been my negative half.
All: No problem. Bye!
Lumina: They helped me! Now that the credits are over, I can stalk them.
END
Void: H-hey, wait, that can't be the end! YOU'RE STILL REFERING TO ME AS A VILLAIN! I'M JUST A SAD, CONFUSED, LOST LITTLE BOY! ARE YOU LISTENING?!
All: Nope.
Void: Waaah!
Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and Amy: SHINYYY!
Lumina: Yo! Our large shiny rock broke because someone touched it! Illumina is banished to another dimension! Help up!
Sonic: We're heroes, so of course we'll get involved with conflicts we only have a bare understanding of.
Lumina: Okay. I want you to kick this little boy's ass!
Knuckles: I'm good at that!
Lumina: Okay, first, we're going to this beach. It's frozen over. That's a bad thing. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Void: I didn't mean to do it! I just wanted to be friends!
Lumina: LIES!
Illumina: Hurry it up, because there's nothing worse than being someplace vaguely defined.
Lumina: Next is this airplane here. It's actually a bird. Ignore the explosions and the wings breaking off, because gravity sure will. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Void: I'm going to hint that I have no real desire to destroy Maginarywhirl, now.
Lumina: LIES!
Lumina: And now for a jungle. A few trees are withering and some electronics are sprouting from the ground. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Illumina: Hi!
All: Hi!
Illumina: Character development!
All: Character development!
Illumina: Bye now!
Void: I didn't mean to, okay? Stop picking on me!
Knuckles: Shut up!
Void: Meanie!
Lumina: Here's a train. Uh, it's going on a track. FIX IT!
Sonic: Er... but aren't trains normally supposed to-
Lumina: JUST DO IT!
All: Okay.
Void: Be nice to me! I'm a valid and normal part of-
Lumina: DON'T SPOIL THE PLOT YET! SHH!
Lumina: This is where all the worlds are kept. We can move upside down! Oh, the worlds are kinda dim. FIX IT!
All: Okay.
Lumina: Void's going to destroy our universe!
Void: No, you have it wrong! I just want to be loved!
Sonic: Bastard!
Lumina: We hate you!
Mecha Void: You're a bunch of meanies! PREPARE TO DIE.
Lumina: Quick, jump on these light panels and drop things on his head!
All: Okay.
Mecha Void: OWIE!
Lumina: Oh yeah, he and I are actually the light and dark halves of Illumina. Or are we actually two seperate people, a guardian and a creature from a distant land, with Illumina banished to a pocket universe? We'll be as vague and confusing about that as we possibly can.
Sonic: We came all this way to find out that you might or might not have been lying about numerous things! FIX IT!
Void: Love me!
Lumina: Okay.
Illumina: I'm back! Thanks for handling what might have been schizophrenia by mercilessly beating the crap out of what could have been my negative half.
All: No problem. Bye!
Lumina: They helped me! Now that the credits are over, I can stalk them.
END
Void: H-hey, wait, that can't be the end! YOU'RE STILL REFERING TO ME AS A VILLAIN! I'M JUST A SAD, CONFUSED, LOST LITTLE BOY! ARE YOU LISTENING?!
All: Nope.
Void: Waaah!
