Karalen: YAY! I got requests!

Inashu: Well, which one are ya doing?

Karalen: Er...sorry PharonicProphesyPeacfulRa, but I couldn't do your request. Why? Because they're OC. I specifically said NO OC's.

Inashu: But you were to nice to leave them out, neh?

Karalen: Curse my soft heart! As you'll find out, I DID insert your OC's in this song here. This will be a Malik/Ryou pairing for "Kiss the Girl" from the Little Mermaid. Except now the title will be "Kiss the Boy". Actually, I didn't mind at all doing another Disney song, cause they're my favorite! I'm sorry that I couldn't do Bakura/Otogi, but the thing is...I haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh in awhile, since I only get it on Cartoon Network, and we're pretty muchly still in Duelist Kingdom. And the fact that my brother positively hates all things anime, and he changes it every time it comes on. So...I know next to nothing about Otogi.

Inashu: WAH HA HA HA HA!!!

Karalen: SHUT UP! But, I HAVE been reading episode guides! The Yami and Yugi stuff is so obvious, it's cute! But enough of my ranting. On to the story!

DISCLAIMER: Yami didn't confess his love to Yugi, so I obviously don't own it. If I owned it, that would've happened! And I don't own "Kiss the Girl".

" " - Talking ( ) - Scene Sequence No quotations when they 'speak' means they're singing.

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KISS THE BOY

(Malik and Ryou are rowing in a boat. Malik stops the boat, then looks around it. The camera switches between the two as they talk.)

Malik: "Crap! I forgot the fishing stuff!"

Ryou: "It's okay Malik...there was something I've been meaning to tell you anyway..."

Malik: "Hm? What is it?"

Ryou: "I....Aishiteru, Malik."

Malik: "You...you love me...???"

Ryou: "Yes...I felt that way ever since I met you...please, don't hate me...(looks down)"

Malik: "Ryou..."

(Meanwhile; Yugi, Rain, and Styorm walk along the riverside. Yugi's thinking about Yami, while Rain has an arm around Styorm's shoulder, and Styorm has an arm around Rain's waist. They walk along, not really paying attention to anything. They look to their left, and as the camera reveals Ryou looking down, the gang makes a surprised squeak.)

Rain: "Did Ryou finally confess to Malik?"

Styorm: "It looks like it..."

Yugi: "Malik looks like he needs help...he can't mess this one up! Oh, I know!" (he pulls out a violin out of nowhere and begins to play a romantic song)

Rain: (pulls out a keyboard out of nowhere and begins to play along with Yugi)

Styorm: (pulls out some drums out of nowhere and plays along with Yugi and Rain)

Yugi: There you see him

Sitting there across the way

He don't got a lot to say

But there's something about him

(The camera cuts to Malik and Ryou. Ryou still looks down, a bit ashamed of himself, while Malik just stares at him. Malik licks his lips as he looks at Ryou's face, then travels up and down Ryou's body.)

And you don't know why

But you're dying to try

You wanna kiss the boy

Yes, you want him

Look at him, you know you do

It's possible he wants you, too

There is one way to ask him

It don't take a word

Not a single word

Go on and kiss the boy

(Yugi lets his yami out. Then he gestures to Yami, Rain, and Styorm.)

Sing with me now

All: Sha-la-la-la-la-la

My, oh, my

Look at the boy too shy

He ain't gonna kiss the boy

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Ain't that sad

Ain't it shame, too bad

You gonna miss the boy

(The fish in the water swim in circles so that the boat rotates slowly. The stars twinkle a bit more brightly, and fireflies come and light up the lake, setting up a beautiful scene. The camera zooms out so that you can see everything and everyone.)

Now's your moment

Floating in a blue lagoon

Boy, you better do it soon

No time will be better

(The camera zooms in on Ryou, who's still downcast, but occasionally looks up at Malik hopefully)

He don't say a word

And he won't say a word

Until you kiss the boy

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't be scared

You got the mood prepared

Go on and kiss the boy

(The camera goes to the gang, where Yami turns and gives a small peck on Yugi's lips as an example. Yugi blushes and struggles to keep his voice as he sings)

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don't stop now

Don't try to hide it how

You wanna kiss the boy

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Float along

Listen to the song

The song say kiss the boy

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Music play

Do what the music say

You wanna kiss the boy

(the camera zooms in on Malik and Ryou as Malik gently lifts Ryou's chin up. Malik slowly starts to lean in to Ryou)

You've got to kiss the boy

(Malik leans in more)

Why don't you kiss the boy

(and more...)

You gotta kiss the boy

(Yugi grabs onto Yami and squeezes him hard in anticipation)

Yugi: Go on and...

All: Kiss the boy...

(Ryou sees that Malik is going way too slow. He shrugs his shoulders)

Ryou: "Oh, what the heck?"

(He jumps Malik, kissing him hard. Yugi slaps his forehead, not expecting that at all. Malik's eyes widen, then he returns the kiss. He leans Ryou back in the boat so that the gang can't see him. The gang's eyes widen as clothes are being thrown out of the boat)

Yugi: "Maybe...we should go..."

(They all leave)

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Karalen: Man, I liked doing that song! I really didn't want to ruin their fluffy moment, so I didn't tip their boat over or anything. Well, happy now? Anyway, next chapter will be with Bakura and Ryou for one of my favorite songs, "I'll Make a Man Out of You"!