Disclaimer: I do not own the Ranma ½ Characters, but...it would be fun to steal them and have a butt kickin' circus! (Possible fic....good idea or not....?)
A/N: I sooooo sorry this took so long. I've been writing a novel(YAY!) And I haven't had time for my readers....MY READERS! (I...have readers....?) whatever. Anyways my novel is fantasy not one of my cheesy little Romance thingys anyways...The show must go on! (Thinking once more)
TENCHI MOETE PRESENTING: Chaaaaaaapter 3! Sometimes I wonder if you care
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(What king of man am I? Well half a man....I'm crying for kami's sake!) Ranma slowly wiped his tears and...(there's something in there) Ranma sprung up swiftly and leaped into a tree. No sound escaped his carefully placed feet. Ranma peered down into the clearing he had sat mere seconds before and there was...Ryoga?
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Akane sees that in the clearing there is...Ryoga and Shampoo. She can pull out pieces of the conversation:
"We find husband!"-"But it's so laa-aate...."-"Must..."
Akane gasps. Ryoga had just silenced the Chinese girl's protested with a surprisingly very passionate kiss. Shampoo beat against his back but gave up after a while and surrendered into his now...loving arms? Akane had to turn away. This was too much in one night. First the dream, the mysterious figure now...this? What's next...? Ukyo marrying Mousse? (Shouldn't of thought that...might happen in this crazy night) But the weirdest of these events were about to take place.
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Ranma was thunderstruck. Ryoga was....kissing...Shampoo. Weird.(well Akane's gonna be sad...) Ranma lost in his thought just realized (Well it seems I've fallen off my branch...Something's coming!) As Ranma struggled to get up bursting through the underbrush was none other than: Mousse.
"What are you doing here?" asked a bewildered now standing Ranma.
"I-is that you...Ranma?" asked Mousse feeling around for something to hold onto. (The poor guy might of seen...the incident...he must be devastated)
"Um...Mousse, um, did, um, you see...nice night huh?"-"See what Ranma...? I can't see anything right now, I lost my glasses..CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME!"
"Mousse! Calm down! I'm right here...So then you didn't see - " Ranma is cut off by a very husky sounding Shampoo
"Ryoga you kiss like real man!"
A/N I enjoy torturing people! Well there's Chapter 3! I'm working on 4 right now!
