Disclaimer: Ok, I don't own DBZ, Shampoo, or Mihoshi. I do own Shurb, though. 0wnd! (please, slap me. it was a lame attempt at a joke.) If you think anything is out of line, like the ROSAT part later... LEAVE ME ALONE. I ACTED THIS OUT WITH A FRIEND. That's how it came to be.

DRAGONBALL G

One day, the city streets were calm. Calm until... "AHHH!!" "WHaTTYA DOIN?!?" "MANIAC!" "AAACK! JAKE, GET HIM OFF!" Jose said. I landed a punch on Shurb, and I was done. "HYUUUUuuu..." "Stay AWAY from our girlfriends." Jose said. "Hey, Jose, is that you in that field?" I said. I opened the car door, and walked toward him. He seemed calm, and wasn't scared of what was going on around him. Strangely, he looked like Jose. "Do I... know you?" I said. "Hmm. I don't know. I'll let YOU decide!" he said. And he rushed towards me, and attacked.

Suddenly, after a few hits, everything went black. I found myself laying in the backseat of our car, with Mihoshi and Shampoo taking care of me. Jose was driving frantically, looking for senzu beans, I think. Everything was blurry at that time. I couldn't tell. Suddenly, we stopped, Jose ran out and collected a senzu from a dispenser. I ate it, and felt a bit better. Mihoshi was crying. Jose got 4 more senzus, and they replenished me. "Better now?" Jose said. I nodded, and Mihoshi stopped crying. "Now to find that punk who hurt you." he said. We drove off toward the field. "Hey Jake, there's a ROSAT door below the seat. Thank Dr. Briefs for that." "Thanks, Jose. C'mon, Mihoshi."

ROSAT ------------------------- J= Jake M= Mihoshi ------------------------- J-"Ok, Mihoshi, do you at least know how to fly?" M-"No..." J-"Here, let me scan you... 100 PL? High, but not high enough. C'mon, let's train." TRAIN TRAIN J-"Ok, so now you're at... 5000 PL? Damn, we're here already. C'mon, let's get out."

CAR ------ "Jose, we trained. She's at 5000 PL." I said. "Good. Let's fight him." We got out of the car, and the figure walked toward us. He DID look like Jose. "C'mon. I'm not scared of you. FIGHT. ME." he said. "OK!" I said. We both rushed at him. But we were no match for him... yet. As I fought him, I went to Hyper Saiya-Jin 3. But not even that could prepare me for what happened next. "Wait!" he said, "If you throw ONE MORE PUNCH, these 2 girls die." He picked them up, and started talking about how he's going to win. How he's so much better. And how me and Jose are weaklings. Then, he started touching Mihoshi in a way that made me angry. (A/N: I'm such a perv!) "You... fucking... ASSHOLE!" I hit his arm with anger exploding inside of me, and Mihoshi fell from his arms. I dashed away, with Mihoshi in my arms. "GIVE ME BACK SHAMPOO!!" Jose rushed towards the figure. But that was a deadly mistake. "Heh, nice try, roadkill." The figure began to glow. I realized Jose's error, and screamed at him to get out of there. But it was too late. The figure exploded, and I was blinded by the light. "Jose, are you ok?" I yelled. No answer. Could he be... When the explosion cleared, I went over to where they used to be. All I found was a piece of Shampoo's skull.