Kitty Troubles

Spike walked back toward the crypt with his hands in his pockets sighing the rain began spitting down.

"Bloody Slayer..." he moaned "...Bloody Rain..." he wasn't really looking were he was going "...Bloody ARGH!" he stumbled over unexpectedly turning vampivric "...Friggin Cat!"

Luna started looking at Spike thought running wild through her mind... for some reason the logical ones like /he's a vampire run away/ were overpowered by her terrible fear.

"Well puss, lets see what you get me then? I've got a poker game tonight" He grabbed the coal coloured cat and stuffed her into his leather jacket.

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"What is this Spike?" asked the first demon grumbled "This is a Cat! They aint as good as kittens"

"Look this was all I could find!" Spike retorted

"I don't care I just wanna play some cards okay?" the second demon growled

/These youma want to play poker for me?/ Luna wondered /Well I'll give them a game they'll never forget!/ jumping onto the first demons and scratching him furiously

"AHH! Get this dam thing off-of me AHH! This really stings! AH! AHHH!" the demon cried out Luna jumped down from the demons face and rushed with all her might towards the door. Without really thinking Spike ran after her.

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"Get back here you bloodly friggin! CAT!" Spike was half inclined to throw his shoe at her but he didn't /It'd be a bit of a stupid really/ he thought

Luna dashed round the corner and hid in the alley way, puff and out of breath Luna sighed to herself "...I think I lost him" shaking her head she began mumbling to herself absentmindedly "..vampires! why vampires? why me? what kind of place is this?"

"This is the hellmouth puss, that's why" Luna looked up at the Vampire who had caught up with her "and if it weren't for the fact that I'm a Vampire and this is the Hellmouth then I'd find this talking cat thing weird" he attempted to light a cigarette but his lighter was bust, so Luna decided to make her exit.