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Teddy! By mint maxwell
Chapter 2
Duo jumped over to the bed and screamed again. Quatre, being the kind concerned little thing that he is, runs to Duo's room to see what the matter is. "Duo, what's wrong?! Is it a bomb?!" Duo stares at Quatre with an expression like that of a mad man. Quatre begins to wonder if maybe he should run.
Just then Duo starts to move towards him backing him up against the wall. "No, Quatre. Bombs are good things! This is terribly, horribly, disastrously WRONG!!!" With that Quatre's back hits the wall, and Duo's face is about two inches away from his. He definitely should have run when he had the chance.
Quatre tries to make a break for the door, but Duo grabs him and pulls him back into the room. "EEEEEEEEEEK!" Quatre screams.
Disturbed by this extremely girlish shriek, Wufei suddenly bursts into the room. "Quatre, you scream like an onna!" but then he sees Duo's face, and Wufei screams very girlishly. Duo jumps over onto Wufei knocking him over onto his back. " WUFEI!! SOMEONE KIDNAPPED JERRY JEFF!!!!" Duo yells in his face. "What the heck?! MAXWELL!!! Get off of me!!!" Wufei squirms under Duo trying to get him off, but unfortunately, Duo is a very sturdy object and wouldn't budge.
"Quatre, help me!" Wufei yells, but Quatre is still in a state of shock. Not half as much from Duo's behavior as from the huge mess of greasy melting ewwie-ness the carpet. The little blonde was staring at the huge puddle of food looking like he was about to spontaneously combust any minute. This made even Duo stop and look.
Wufei took advantage of this to try and make it to his feet. He pushed Duo off of him.sort of. Duo just wouldn't get off! Wufei now had Duo wrapped around his head. "MAXWELL!" Duo jumped off of Wufei's head and over to Quatre to try to calm him down.
Heero and Trowa came into the room just to make sure that Duo wasn't dead yet. Heero looked over at Duo and Quatre who were trying to comfort each other at the same time, but neither one of them was doing such a great job of it considering that they were both about to have a nervous break down. Trowa looked over at Heero. "I'll try to calm down Quatre, you go and comfort Duo." Those words caused Heero to cringe. Comfort Duo? How could he do that when he didn't even necessarily like the braided baka?! Why did Trowa think he had taken his teddy bear away?!
Heero gave Trowa a very unamused look. "Heero, I mean it." Heero gave Trowa the famous Heero Yuy glare of death, but it did nothing. " Heero, are you forgetting that I don't really have any emotions? Therefore, I can't really feel fear. So that doesn't work on me." Heero decided to give it up. If his death glare didn't work, what was left? So he went over to Duo and gave him an almost comforting pat on the back. 'There.' He thought to himself. 'He'll be ok now.'
Trowa, on the other hand, went about comforting Quatre to the absolute best of his ability. (But you have to wonder.maybe that really was to the best of Heero's ability.)
When everyone was finally calmed down enough to actually start resembling normal human beings again. They all moved to the living room to talk about what was going on, because everyone was still confused in one way or another. Duo was still very concerned about Jerry Jeff, Quatre was concerned about Duo's mental health, Heero and Trowa were both confused about why Quatre was freaking out, and Wufei still wanted to know who this.Jerry Jeff person was.
"Ok." Quatre began very slowly, ( everyone was moving and talking very slowly. They were in the room with an insane Duo afterall, no sudden movements.) "now, Duo, tell us exactly who Jerry Jeff is and what happened to him." Duo was sitting in the chair across from Quatre rocking back and forth uncontrollably. "JerryJeffteddyonbedgogetfoodgoneransomrelenaknowitstupidwhore-!" "ok, Duo, calm down. Talk a little bit slower." "no need." Heero said. "I could understand every word that he said by reading his lips even though I wasn't even looking at him." (have you ever noticed that talent that he has?) everyone sweatdrops. "He said Jerry Jeff is his teddy bear, he was lying on the bed and when he got back from his nighttime kitchen raid he was gone. He also believes that he is being held ransom by Relena because she is a stupid whore." Everyone sweatdrops again, but oh well, at least he was able to translate.
Teddy! By mint maxwell
Chapter 2
Duo jumped over to the bed and screamed again. Quatre, being the kind concerned little thing that he is, runs to Duo's room to see what the matter is. "Duo, what's wrong?! Is it a bomb?!" Duo stares at Quatre with an expression like that of a mad man. Quatre begins to wonder if maybe he should run.
Just then Duo starts to move towards him backing him up against the wall. "No, Quatre. Bombs are good things! This is terribly, horribly, disastrously WRONG!!!" With that Quatre's back hits the wall, and Duo's face is about two inches away from his. He definitely should have run when he had the chance.
Quatre tries to make a break for the door, but Duo grabs him and pulls him back into the room. "EEEEEEEEEEK!" Quatre screams.
Disturbed by this extremely girlish shriek, Wufei suddenly bursts into the room. "Quatre, you scream like an onna!" but then he sees Duo's face, and Wufei screams very girlishly. Duo jumps over onto Wufei knocking him over onto his back. " WUFEI!! SOMEONE KIDNAPPED JERRY JEFF!!!!" Duo yells in his face. "What the heck?! MAXWELL!!! Get off of me!!!" Wufei squirms under Duo trying to get him off, but unfortunately, Duo is a very sturdy object and wouldn't budge.
"Quatre, help me!" Wufei yells, but Quatre is still in a state of shock. Not half as much from Duo's behavior as from the huge mess of greasy melting ewwie-ness the carpet. The little blonde was staring at the huge puddle of food looking like he was about to spontaneously combust any minute. This made even Duo stop and look.
Wufei took advantage of this to try and make it to his feet. He pushed Duo off of him.sort of. Duo just wouldn't get off! Wufei now had Duo wrapped around his head. "MAXWELL!" Duo jumped off of Wufei's head and over to Quatre to try to calm him down.
Heero and Trowa came into the room just to make sure that Duo wasn't dead yet. Heero looked over at Duo and Quatre who were trying to comfort each other at the same time, but neither one of them was doing such a great job of it considering that they were both about to have a nervous break down. Trowa looked over at Heero. "I'll try to calm down Quatre, you go and comfort Duo." Those words caused Heero to cringe. Comfort Duo? How could he do that when he didn't even necessarily like the braided baka?! Why did Trowa think he had taken his teddy bear away?!
Heero gave Trowa a very unamused look. "Heero, I mean it." Heero gave Trowa the famous Heero Yuy glare of death, but it did nothing. " Heero, are you forgetting that I don't really have any emotions? Therefore, I can't really feel fear. So that doesn't work on me." Heero decided to give it up. If his death glare didn't work, what was left? So he went over to Duo and gave him an almost comforting pat on the back. 'There.' He thought to himself. 'He'll be ok now.'
Trowa, on the other hand, went about comforting Quatre to the absolute best of his ability. (But you have to wonder.maybe that really was to the best of Heero's ability.)
When everyone was finally calmed down enough to actually start resembling normal human beings again. They all moved to the living room to talk about what was going on, because everyone was still confused in one way or another. Duo was still very concerned about Jerry Jeff, Quatre was concerned about Duo's mental health, Heero and Trowa were both confused about why Quatre was freaking out, and Wufei still wanted to know who this.Jerry Jeff person was.
"Ok." Quatre began very slowly, ( everyone was moving and talking very slowly. They were in the room with an insane Duo afterall, no sudden movements.) "now, Duo, tell us exactly who Jerry Jeff is and what happened to him." Duo was sitting in the chair across from Quatre rocking back and forth uncontrollably. "JerryJeffteddyonbedgogetfoodgoneransomrelenaknowitstupidwhore-!" "ok, Duo, calm down. Talk a little bit slower." "no need." Heero said. "I could understand every word that he said by reading his lips even though I wasn't even looking at him." (have you ever noticed that talent that he has?) everyone sweatdrops. "He said Jerry Jeff is his teddy bear, he was lying on the bed and when he got back from his nighttime kitchen raid he was gone. He also believes that he is being held ransom by Relena because she is a stupid whore." Everyone sweatdrops again, but oh well, at least he was able to translate.
