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Summary: About all of the inners and outers taking jobs after getting high on sugar and caffeine. I'm not sure how they got these jobs so don't ask. People get a little out of character. The jobs are in no particular order.
Jobs the Senshi Should Never Take: Jobs 1-10
1. Job: Demolitionist
Usagi: *looking at control box* What button was I supposed to push? *shrugs* Oh well I'll just push all of them. *pushes all the buttons* *City blows up* O.O
Ami: *Blows up building perfectly. Then blows up all of the other buildings in the city to observe how they fall.*
Rei: Ok I flip the red switch... *looks around and sees a bird in a tree by the building she's supposed to destroy* Fly bird fly be free and live!!!!! *Runs after birds*
Mako: This'll be easy. I just flip this switch and push this button. *wrong building blows up* O.O
Minako: *staring and box* What am I supposed to do? *shrugs* oh well, I'll destroy it my self. Venus Love Me Chain!!! 3hours later *still hitting the building with chain* Building...wont...fall. *passes out*
Haruka: I love this job. *blows up building perfectly* I have extra explosives. I guess I'll just blow up the rest of the city *blows up the rest of the city.*
Michiru: That box is filthy. I'm not touching it. *walks away and a young child blows up the city*
Setsuna: I wonder how this box is put together... 30 minutes later *The city is falling down left and right and Setsuna is trying to rewire the box.*
Hotaru: I wonder if this box can do as much damage as my glaive can. *thoughtful look* Lets find out. *sets box to full power and blows up the planet*
2. Job: Lawyer
Usagi: What am I trying to prove again?
Ami: *Wins trial because nobody could understand her once she started talking technical*
Rei: *To judge* What do you mean he's guilt? My client is innocent, got it! *Death glare*
Mako: May I call a recess? *It's the 5467 recess she's called in the last 20 minutes*
Minako: I object!!! *Trial hasn't even started yet*
Haruka: We should all sacrifice ourselves to defeat pharaoh 90. That is my closing argument.
Michiru: Those judge outfits are really out of season. You should try wearing aqua robes, they're much more stylish.
Hotaru: *pointing glaive at judge's forehead* My client is innocent, got it?
3. Job: Daycare teacher for 3-5 year olds
Usagi: Let go of my hair you little brats! *Throws children into a closet and locks the door*
Ami: Please be quite, please, please hush. *Looses all control* ALL OF YOU LITTLE BRATS SHUT UP!!!!!
Rei: Be quite. *hits loud child over the head with a staff*
Mako: Next person who talks gets to practice Karate with me. *Kid yells* *Mako beats up child.*
Minako: Be quite!!!! *Serves volleyball and loud child's head and child falls unconscious.*
Haruka: Next person who talks has to run a mile. 10 minutes later *all children are running around the block and passing out from dehydration*
Michiru: *painting a picture* Well encasing them in clay sure did make things allot quieter around here.
Setsuna: Next person to talk gets a shot. *Holds up syringe* *It becomes instantly quite*
Hotaru: *Has lost all control and is holding her glaive* Death Reborn Revolution!!!! *Blows up planet*
4. Job: Worker at a nuclear power plant
Usagi: O.O It glows. I want to glow. *Jumps into chemical, makes the chemical active and blows up planet*
Ami: I wonder what would happen if I mixed this tank of Radioactive material with this tank uranium? *proceeds to mix the 2 tanks and blows up the planet*
Rei: I need something to practice staff moves on. That tank should do. *Hits tank and radio active chemical flows up and destroys a near-by city* O.O
Mako: *Does the same thing Rei did except she kick the tank*
Minako: *Trips, falls and her hand hits a button that launches nuclear rockets at another country and starts World War 3*
Haruka: *Does the same thing that Minako did except on purpose*
Michiru: Neptunium!!! I'll take some home!!!! * Tries to take some and is arrested by the national guards for trying to obtain a deadly chemical*
Setsuna: *Does the same thing that Michiru did except with plutonium*
Hotaru: I wonder if this stuff can do as much damage as my glaive can? *Blows up planet to prove her glaive is more deadly than any radio active chemical*
5.Psychiatrists
Usagi: You are suffering from hunger *It's the 9834 person she's said is suffering from hunger
Ami: I see. *writes down some thing* You are suffering from tronoshinalmokira which effects the cramitano by releasing thronomesha into the ranoshmie *Everybody stares blankly*
Rei: *Not really listening patient* I don't care, go away. *45,775 she's sent away in the last 10 minutes*
Mako: Try physical activity *Patient is in a wheelchair*
Minako: Eat sugar, it'll snap you right out of that depression.
Haruka: Kill Seiya, it'll solve all of your problems.
Michiru: Sure, if Haruka told you to kill Seiya you can sue her.
Setsuna: You are here by sentenced to the Time Warp *Throws him into the Time Warp just like her other 5655 patients*
Hotaru: I'm sick and tired of listening to people's sob stories! Death Reborn Revolution!!! *Blows up planet*
6. Veterinarians
Usagi: Hi kitty! What's your name? *cat can't talk* Fine be that way *storms out of the office*
Ami: Ow!!! It scratched me!!! I need antibiotics!!!
Rei: I refuse to heal cats. Cats eat birds.
Mako: OK *looks at instruction manual* inject blue shot into scruff of the neck. Alright *looks at shots* There all blue!!!!!!
Minako: Artemis!!! come here I need a test victim, I mean subject *Artemis runs and hides*
Haruka: OK. All I have trim the fur. This should be easy 10 minutes later *the cat is bald*
Michiru: Aaahhhh!!! It got fur on my outfit!!!! It must die!!!! *chases cat around the clinic with a knife*
Setsuna: *to cat* I have to go to a concert. Will you watch the Time Warp for me? *no reply* Great!!! *dumps cat at door to the 30th century and leaves* *All bad guys escape and take over the planet*
Hotaru: Stop barking now. *Dog keeps barking* Fine!!! Death Reborn Revolution!!!! *Blows up the planet*
7. Librarians
Usagi: *to five year old* You should go outside and have some fun!!! Reading is bad for you!!!
Ami: *To five year old* This is a great book that explains the genetic relationship between horses and donkeys using Punnet Squares and Trigonometry!!! *blank stares*
Rei: No food in the library!!! *Whacks man over the head with staff*
Mako: Be quite!!!! *Punches out the man who was talking*
Minako: Too many books! I can't stand it any more *replaces all books with video games*
Haruka: *Kid asks her why she isn't wearing skirts like all the other librarians* There's this wonderful thing called cross-dressing *goes on to explain to explain cross-dressing* *child tells her mom that she wants to be a cross-dresser*
Michiru: *Remodels entire library and paints it all blue*
Setsuna: It's too loud in here!!! *Sends everybody to the Time Warp* much better. ^_^
Hotaru: It's too loud in here!!! *blows up planet to achieve ultimate silence*
8. Models
Usagi: *Trips and falls off the runway*
Ami: *Wearing leather pants and a black top* I've decided to become gothic. *Everybody passes out in shock*
Rei: Finally!! I can show the world how talented I am!!! *Trips over extinction cord and causes black out*
Mako: I can't walk in these shoes!!!!!
Minako: I have finally been discovered!!! *Walks right off the edge of the runway*
Haruka: *In a big, pink, frilly dress* I'm going to kill somebody *Leaps off the runway and kills the person who picked her outfit*
Michiru: *Gets jealous of other models and knocks the unconscious with her mirror*
Setsuna: *To make-up person* Don't touch the hair.
Hotaru: *Wearing a shirt that says I love peace* I have seen the light!!! I love peace *everybody passes out in shock*
9. 5th grade teachers
Usagi: *Has no idea what she's supposed to be teaching* 1 times 1 is 1?
Ami: If E=MC2 and M=5 then what is E and C equal? *blank stares*
Rei: Mars is the most powerful planet of all. Know that and you'll get an A+.
Mako: Punch spelled P-U-N-C-H. And it looks like this *punches a boy in the front row*
Minako: Venus is the goddess of love and beauty! Know that and you get an A+
Haruka: This is a car. This is the ignition. And what we're doing now is called speeding down a highway at rush hour!
Michiru: Girls, I'm going to show the wonders of make-up. *Holds up a a giant case of cosmetics*
Setsuna: This is the Time Warp! Your new home! *Leaves children in time warp*
Hotaru: *hands a student the silence glaive* Have fun. *Student blows up the planet*
10. Architects
Usagi: It needs to look like this. *Holds up picture of the moon kingdom* *She's on a budget on $500*
Ami: No! That column goes there. do to the fact...*goes into a detailed explanation of why the column goes there as opposed to three inches left.
Rei: Build an exact replica of my shrine. *She has 12 square feet of land*
Mako: Build a gym! *She has 8 pieces of plywood and a hammer*
Minako: It should look like this. *Holds up a picture of the White House*
Haruka: Build a racetrack!!! *She has a brick, and that's the full extent of her supplies*
Michiru: Build a mall!!! *Is on a $2 budget*
Setsuna: Build an observatory!!! *She's trying to build in the middle of an intersection*
Hotaru: Make a nuclear power plant!!! *She is arrested 2 days later for trying to build a nuclear power plant with intentions of blowing up the world*
So, what did you think? If you liked it I'll put up jobs 11-20 soon. The only way for me to know if you liked it or not is for you to review, hint hint ^-^
