Here's part 2! Thanks for all the nice reviews you all are great! People still get out of character and I still don't own Sailor Moon. Well enjoy...

Jobs the Senshi Should Never Have: Jobs 11-20

11. Taxi Drivers

Usagi: *Has no idea how to drive car* How do you stop??!!!! *crashes into brick wall*

Ami: *She's on the highway and she's going 20 MPH* The slower the safer!

Rei: *She lit a fire in the front seat so that should could meditate in her spare time*

Mako: *Standing over the engine* Darn car wont start. Maybe it just needs a shock to start it up* Jupiter Supreme Thunder *blows up car* O.O

Minako: I love driving! It's so fun! *She's driving on the sidewalk*

Haruka: *She sees Seiya on the sidewalk* *Chases Seiya for 3 hours*

Michiru: *Remodeled the inside of the car by adding lace and fabric with a flower print*

Setsuna: This car isn't going fast enough! *Attaches her garnet rod to the bottom of the car* Dead Scream! *Car goes 5,457 MPH*

Hotaru: I can't reach the petal! I know if I put a brick on the accelerator... *Puts a brick on the accelerator* I can't stop the car!!!!

12. Toy Makers

Usagi: *Working the Sailor Moon toy section* Look it's my Scepter! *looks at package* Moon Stick? They called a 'Moon Stick' It is not a stick it is a scepter *keeps on ranting for the next hour*

Ami: This game isn't very educational *reprograms the game to quiz the child on math facts*

Rei: Gosh all of these toys are fire proof. Poor kids aren't aloud to burn anything *Makes all the toys burnable*

Mako: *Practicing martial arts* *Kicks the machine* Oops *Everything breaks down* It wasn't me, I didn't do it!

Minako: *Working in the Sailor Moon doll section* There is no way I look like that! *Destroys all of the Sailor Venus dolls*

Haruka: *Working in the Barbie Section* Everything is PINK!!!! I can't stand it!!!! *Dumps blue paint on everything*

Michiru: *Working in the G.I. Joe* There so ugly!!! I can't stand it!!! *Paints everything aqua*

Setsuna: They call these telescopes? These are not telescopes they are plastic tubes.

Hotaru: I can't see the assembly line! *cuts the legs that hold up the assembly line so she can see*

13. Janitor

Usagi: *Trips, falls, and lands in the garbage* Eeeewwww!!!!!

Ami: *Talking to a student* The benefits of recycling include...*lists all of the benefits of recycling* *the kid wanted to throw away a half eaten sandwich*

Rei: Why send it to the dump to buried when I can just burn it here? *burns the entire school down trying to burn the garbage* O.O

Mako: *Once again practicing martial arts* *Kicks the garbage cans and gets garbage on the principal* sorry?

Minako: It got in my hair!!!! NNNOOOOOO!!!!! My beautiful hair is ruined!!!!

Haruka: *To principal* Yes I'm serious! You need to replace the wheels on the garbage cans with Goodyear tires!

Michiru: *Arguing with principal* No I'm am not going to wear that ~yes you are~ No I'm not ~Yes~ No ~Yes~ No *It goes on like this until Michiru get fired 3 hours later*

Setsuna: Waving broom around. I'll send you to the Time Warp!!! Go away!!!! ~o.O~

Hotaru: *Somebody told her to go to class* You know, in school they tell you not to be racist towards people from other countries. What about the short people!!!! The poor defenseless short people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14. Pediatricians

Usagi: *To 4 year old* Which shot was it again? Oh well, I'll just give you all 345 of them! *child runs and hides*

Ami: *To infant* Say 'Aaahhhh' *No response* Open your mouth! *Nothing* *Ami loses control* SAY "AAAHHHH' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rei: *To 3 year old* Here hold Deimos *Child begins to tear out her feathers* Flame Sniper!!!! *Burns down hospital* oops

Mako: *Holds up giant shot* Hold still! This wont hurt a bit! *Child passes out in fear* Works every time!

Minako: What does this shot do? *injects shot into the secretary who passes out* O.O What does this shot do!?!!??

Haruka: Hold still *Chains kid to the bed*

Michiru: *Baby just threw-up on her* Aaahhhh!!!! It got in my hair! IT GOT IN MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Setsuna: *To her boss* You are totally unprepared for an emergency! What if small pox comes back in flue season along with polio! *Goes on to list other things that will probably never happen*

Hotaru: *Child is running around the room* sit down *Keeps running* SIT DOWN!!! *Keeps running* *Hotaru does the freaky eye thing* *Child passes out*

15. Nurses

Usagi: *Doctor asks her for the sedative* What? *No response* Oh well! *Hands him a tetanus shot*

Ami: *Doctor asks her for the 5 millimeter scalpel* But wouldn't it make more sense to use a 6 millimeter scalpel...*explains why he should use a 6 millimeter scalpel*

Rei: *Doctor told her to warm up the shot* Flame Sniper!!! *Burns down hospital* *again*

Mako: *Doctor told her to knockout the patient* OK *Punches him out*

Minako: *Carrying a box full of shots* *Trips, falls, and shots hit everybody in the waiting room* Sorry?

Haruka: *Doctor just said 'nurse, will you come here for a minute?'* Do not call me nurse! *Hits him over the head with clipboard*

Michiru: *Has to give stitches* I'm not going near all that blood. Sorry, you can bleed to death, my cleanliness comes first.

Setsuna: *Man is complaining about a headache* Live out wimp.

Hotaru: I did it!!! I finally achieved my goal of becoming a nurse!!! *People in the waiting room are giving her strange looks*

16. McDonalds Workers

Usagi: Would you like fries with that? *No* Would you like fries with that? *I said no* Would you like... *No already! I don't want fries with my McFlurry!*

Ami: I made your burger free of grease and your fries free of starch! Now your meal is healthy! *Customer throws-up*

Rei: Here I cooked your burger! *It's burned to crisp*

Mako: Darn computer wont work!!!! *Kicks computer and it breaks in half* No that comes off my pay check!!!

Minako: Hold on I'll get your meal! *Falls into a pot of boiling grease* It burns!!!!!

Haruka: I don't care that you didn't order onions. You need to stop being so picky *Gets fired*

Michiru: It's greasy I don't want to touch it!

Setsuna: *French Fry is about to hit the floor* NNOOO!!! Time Stop!!! *Time stops*

Hotaru: You will eat the pickles! I don't care that allergic you will eat the pickles because I'm not going to fix you another burger. *Death glare*

17. Police

Usagi: *Chasing criminal* I'll reduce your charge if you slow down! I can't run that fast!

Ami: I don't believe in violence! I'm going to give away all of my weapons. *gives 2 year old the pepper spray*

Rei: Pepper spray!!! *Goes around spraying everybody with pepper spray*

Mako: *Looking at gun* How does this thing work? oh well! *Throws gun at robber's head*

Minako: *looking at knife* Sharp Objects!!! Sharp Objects!!! *Runs around the town screaming 'Sharp Objects!!!'*

Haruka: Criminal!!! *shoots him in the leg* *he's a middle-aged business man named Joe*

Michiru: I don't like donuts!

Setsuna: I'm out of pepper spray! I'll make my own! *Blows up the city trying to make pepper spray*

Hotaru: Criminals beware1 The government has given me weapons! *Criminals run and hid in fear*

18. Presidents

Usagi: Where is the Oval Office? *No response* I'm lost!!!!

Ami: Achieves world peace 12 minutes after being sworn in.

Rei: Every house must have a fire in it that burns 24 hours a day!

Mako: *Destroys the white house practicing martial arts8

Minako: I have ultimate power! Go me! Take over Cuba, and England, and China, and Canada, and Mexico...*goes on to list all of the countries on Earth*

Haruka: Launch the nuclear missiles!

Michiru: Create a troop of fashion police to protect the US from clashing outfits!

Setsuna: All of our money goes to better hospitals!

Hotaru: I have control of the army! *Scary-evil-plotting-look*

19. Actresses

Usagi: I can't play a sophisticated business woman!

Ami: I'm sorry but I can't play punk rocker

Rei: I refuse to play the head of the fire department

Mako: You call those special effects? I've seen better effects than that on Sesame Street!

Minako: I'm not a shy quite girl!

Haruka: I don't care how much you pay me! I'm not playing a Southern Bell!!

Michiru: No! I will not play a tomboy

Setsuna: I am not a obedient house wife!

Hotaru: So, let me get this strait, you want me to play a peace loving girl named Heidi?

20. FBI Agents

Usagi: I have a badge! And it's shiny!

Ami: I have access to government files! I don't even have to hack into them!

Rei: *To boss* I sort of kind of burned all the evidence.

Mako: This investigation is taking too long let's just all 87098 suspects!

Minako: *To random people on the street* Your under arrest! Your under arrest!

Haruka: *To Seiya* Your under arrest for breathing. *Seiya: What!* *Haruka drags him to jail*

Michiru: *Criminal robbing the bank behind her* I don't know. I think this shade of lipstick is a little bright.

Setsuna: Criminals! Go to jail, or be forever banished to the time warp! *psychotic laugh* *Criminals run to jail*

Hotaru: *Chasing a criminal* I hate running!!! Give me your car! *Shoves driver out of the limo and puts a brick on the accelerator* *Runs over the criminal* opps. Oh well.

So, how was it? Did you like it? Hate it? Tell me!!! If I get enough reviews I'll post a part 3 soon!