Ok, sorry that took so long but I've been busy lately. I'm going away again and I wanted to post before I left, so this one's a little short. As always, I own nothing, don't sue. People get OOC , don't flame.
More Jobs and a Story
Hair Salon Workers
Usagi: Your all done! *Girl is bald*
Ami: Wait! This hair is 1/ a mm. longer than the rest! *Measures every strand of hair to make sure that there all the same length*
Rei: Instead of shaving you head, how 'bout I burn all your hair off? *Man and all the other customers run in fear*
Mako: *Person: um, where are the scissors?* *Chops off hair with her hand*
Minako: Your done! *Person has blonde hair pulled up in a red bow* *Person: I wanted it dyed red* Blonde is better!
Haruka: Are you prepared to sacrifice your hair? *Kid: um, yes, I think*
Michiru: Let me guess! you want you hair dyed blue and crimped! *Person: Actually, I just want a trim* Too bad!
Setsuna: *Little kid is scared of the scissors* Don't worry! You wont feel a thing! *Injects kid* *Kid falls asleep*
Hotaru: I think that you should cut your hair to shoulder length. *Man: But my hair's 2 inches long*
Golfers
Usagi: *Tries to hit the ball with the club upside down* It's not working!!!!
Ami: *Does extensive calculations* *Caddy: Um, Miss Mizu? The ball is only an inch from the hole*
Rei: *Ball lands in tall grass* *Burns the grass* Much better!
Mako: *Turns clubs into lightning rods* *Manager: Miss, the clubs are for hitting ball with. Not conducting electricity. Please come down from the roof!*
Minako: Yeah! Golf cart!!!!!!!!! *Tears up field in her golf cart and never even hits a ball*
Haruka: *Beets all men on the golf course to prove that women can golf!*
Michiru: The grass isn't all cut to same length. Imperfections must be fixed!!!! *Cuts all grass to one length*
Setsuna: *gets stuck in a sand trap* I know! *Opens time warp and goes back in time to when there wasn't a sand trap there*
Hotaru: *Manager: Sorry, your too young to go on the course without a parent* *Death glare* *Manager:...But I can tell your a very mature child. Please don't hurt me*
Tennis Players
Usagi: *Tries to hide behind her racket and gets pummeled with balls*
Ami: *adjusts ball shooter to shoot softer* This is great! I'm winning! *No balls have made it over the net*
Rei: *Gets mad at the ball shooter and sets it on fire*
Mako: I'm loosing to a machine! That's not possible!
Minako: This isn't working! *Drops racket and hits the balls like volley balls* *Breaks her arm* Ouch
Haruka: I will not wear the skirt. It's worse than my fuku. *Puts on boy's uniform and joins the men's league*
Michiru: *Hits all the balls with incredible grace and balance* *Usagi: She's too perfect! She's not human!!!!*
Setsuna: *Gets hit in the head* *Starts to sing I've Been Working on the Rail Road*
Hotaru: This requires physical activity. I don't like physical activity. *Uses her glaive to blow up the tennis court*
Dog Trainers
Usagi: *Running from dog* Aaahhhh!!! SIT! *Dog keeps chasing her*
Ami: *Teaches dog Calculus*
Rei: Do what I say or I'll burn you to a crisp. Sit! *Dogs sit*
Mako: Sit or become my newest punching bag! *Dogs sit*
Minako: I like cats better than dogs. *Gets attacked by dogs*
Haruka: Sit! *Blows whistle* 85 laps around the track for all the dogs that did not sit on command!
Michiru: Don't mess up my painting and we're all good. *Dog messes up painting* Deep Submerge!!
Setsuna: Sit or be forever banished to the time warp!!! *Dogs sit*
Hotaru: Sit or die. *Gives Death Glare* *Dogs sit*
Butterfly Catchers
Usagi: *Catches a butterfly in her super sailor moon transformation* I Got one! I got one! *Accidentally crushes it*
Ami: *Raise a butterfly from a caterpillar because it was too hard to catch a butterfly*
Rei: Butterfly, where are you? *Goes around city asking the butterflies to come out*
Mako: *orders some online to save time*
Minako: *Runs around city chasing butterflies with a net*
Haruka: Butterflies are too feminine. So I caught a rattle snake instead! *holds up snake*
Michiru: *Butterflies come to her in aw of her perfectness*
Setsuna: *Running through time* There has to be a time where butterflies ruled the world, there just has to!
Hotaru: Slow down butterflies!!! I don't run that fast!
Locked in a Room
Haruka was in her room after a meeting with the other senshi. It had been held at her house and living room was a wreck. Plus those darn Starlights had been there. Haruka hated the starlights. Especially Seiya.
"Haruka, there's a box down here that I need some help moving!" Michiru called from down stairs. Haruka went down to help her and found her outside the unused guest room.
"It's in there," She said pointing to the open door. Haruka walked into the room and didn't see a box. Suddenly, Michiru grabbed Haruka's wand and slammed and locked the door.
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Seiya was on the other side of the house searching for his briefcase that he seemed to have miss placed at Haruka's house.
"Seiya, I found it!" Yaten called from across the hall.
"It's in there. You get it, it's your case," Yaten said with his typical I-don't-want-to-be-here attitude. Seiya walked in and Yaten grabbed his wand and locked the door behind him.
Haruka saw Seiya. Seiya saw Haruka. Michiru came on the intercom.
" We're not letting you out until you form a friendship!" she called.
Haruka looked around the room. There was a chair next to a dresser, which was next to the bed. There was a lamp on the dresser and a chair across the room, other than that the room was empty. Haruka sat down in the chair next to the bed and Seiya took the one across the room.
They sat in silence for 5 hours before Seiya finally spoke up.
"Haruka, why don't we just form a temporary friendship so we can get out of this room," he suggested. Haruka responded by throwing the lamp at him. Seiya ducked and avoided getting hit.
They sat in silence for another hour. Seiya spoke up again.
"Come on Haruka, we really need to form a friendship," Seiya pleaded. Haruka threw the dresser at him.
"Please Haruka!!!" Seiya pleaded.
"Why are you suddenly so desperate to from a friendship?" Haruka asked him.
"Because I have to go to the bathroom!!!" Seiya replied. Haruka sweatdropped and threw the bed at him.
"Well, do you have a better idea?" He asked her.
Haruka stood up and walked to the center of the room. "If you tell anybody about this I swear I will kill you." With that she turned into her princess form since she didn't need her wand for that transformation.
She called up her space sword and cut a hole through the ceiling.
"Um, wouldn't it be easier to just cut down the door?" Seiya asked as she climbed up in the ceiling.
"I'm getting revenge," She told him.
"Wait for me!" He called.
Haruka rolled her eyes and waited for him to climb up. When he was up she sealed the hole and cut a hole over the bathroom for Seiya. When he finished they crawled over to where Michiru and Yaten were sitting.
"Do you think we should check to make sure that they didn't kill one another," Michiru asked Yaten.
"Yeah, I haven't heard any shouting or crashes for a while," Yaten replied. When they got to the room and unlocked the door Haruka and Seiya dropped down behind them. They took their wands and locked Michiru and Yaten in the room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Inside the room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Michiru sat in the chair by the upside down bed and started reapplying her lipstick.
"That's a terrible color. You should pick a different one," Yaten remarked. Michiru crushed her lipstick container and threw the bed at Yaten. Yaten threw the lamp at her and a fight began.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Outside the room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Haruka and Seiya were cracking up laughing. Seiya was laugh so hard that he lost his balance and leaned on Haruka. Haruka pounded him into the floor, and a fight ensued.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Down the street~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Setsuna-mama, why is our house shaking?" Hotaru asked.
"Um, well, it's a grown-up thing," she said, silently praying the young senshi of silence would buy it.
"Ok! Can we get a snack?" Hotaru asked.
"Sure," Setsuna replied and took Hotaru out for a milkshake.
So, what did you think? Other than it being incredibly short was it good? Sorry I took so long to update! Please review and don't flame!
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