Disclaimer: Ok I'll admit it. This stuff ain't mine. :( Oh well.
A/N: Yes its short I know...but my brain is dead. If you flame, I will simply roast my marshmallows upon them. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1
"What was it like?" Fred's face was full of interest as he stared at George.
"Oh it was awesome! We were just up in the East Tower, like every Saturday night, and we were kissing and then she rolled me onto my back and pulled out her wand, pointed it at my dick and 'contraceptis' she pounced" George's face was flushed with something that looked somewhat like pride.
"Was it better than quidditch?" Fred asked.
"Way! It was like, quidditch, a lubricating potion, and lots of muggle alcohol, but much better." replied George with a smirk.
"Oy! Stop your killing me!" Fred groaned.
"You really should shag Angelina you know."
Fred sighed. "I know but I'm just not sure she's ready."
"Aw come on Fred, she loves you, you love her, just do it, I know she ready for you."
"George it's different with you and Alicia."
"No it ain't, Fred, no it ain't."
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"George!" Fred came skidding around the corner, and almost bumped into his twin. "Oh my god! Last night was awesome!"
"What happened?" George asked his eyes lighting up. "Did you jump her?"
Fred grinned, "that and much, much more"
"Tell me!" begged George, "Everything! I want to know everything!"
"Well I took her to Hogsmeade, via the secret passage, and then we went into a back alleyway, and she conjured up this mat thingy and did that 'contraceptis' thing, and then, well, we shagged" Fred said.
"Well, we are the lucky ones, ain't we?" George smiled.
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"Angelina?!" Alicia exclaimed, looking around the small room at the top of the East tower. There was a soft mat in the middle, perfect for shagging, which as it happen was exactly its purpose. "What are you doing here?!"
Angelina grinned. "Waiting for Fred, of course. And I assume your doing the same thing with George?"
"Well, yes" Alicia blushed.
"Seems great minds really do think alike" Angelina joked.
Alicia smiled. "I guess so"
"Oh I just had an idea" Angelina giggled "Whadda you say we give the boys a little surprise for when they come in?"
Alicia grinned. "Ooooooh It sounds perfect"...
A/N: Yes its short I know...but my brain is dead. If you flame, I will simply roast my marshmallows upon them. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1
"What was it like?" Fred's face was full of interest as he stared at George.
"Oh it was awesome! We were just up in the East Tower, like every Saturday night, and we were kissing and then she rolled me onto my back and pulled out her wand, pointed it at my dick and 'contraceptis' she pounced" George's face was flushed with something that looked somewhat like pride.
"Was it better than quidditch?" Fred asked.
"Way! It was like, quidditch, a lubricating potion, and lots of muggle alcohol, but much better." replied George with a smirk.
"Oy! Stop your killing me!" Fred groaned.
"You really should shag Angelina you know."
Fred sighed. "I know but I'm just not sure she's ready."
"Aw come on Fred, she loves you, you love her, just do it, I know she ready for you."
"George it's different with you and Alicia."
"No it ain't, Fred, no it ain't."
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"George!" Fred came skidding around the corner, and almost bumped into his twin. "Oh my god! Last night was awesome!"
"What happened?" George asked his eyes lighting up. "Did you jump her?"
Fred grinned, "that and much, much more"
"Tell me!" begged George, "Everything! I want to know everything!"
"Well I took her to Hogsmeade, via the secret passage, and then we went into a back alleyway, and she conjured up this mat thingy and did that 'contraceptis' thing, and then, well, we shagged" Fred said.
"Well, we are the lucky ones, ain't we?" George smiled.
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"Angelina?!" Alicia exclaimed, looking around the small room at the top of the East tower. There was a soft mat in the middle, perfect for shagging, which as it happen was exactly its purpose. "What are you doing here?!"
Angelina grinned. "Waiting for Fred, of course. And I assume your doing the same thing with George?"
"Well, yes" Alicia blushed.
"Seems great minds really do think alike" Angelina joked.
Alicia smiled. "I guess so"
"Oh I just had an idea" Angelina giggled "Whadda you say we give the boys a little surprise for when they come in?"
Alicia grinned. "Ooooooh It sounds perfect"...
