Disclaimer: I don't own LoD or anything in it.at least I don't think I do.
Ok heres the deal. Due to family and friend issues, schools, and stomach viruses it took me awhile to make this fic. This was a request fic by my friend Ami. This fic will have her in it. Enjoy
Dragoons go to Disney

Ok the dragoons are fighting that annoying butterfly guy when Kee and his new friend Ami walk in.

Dart: We don't need you here

Kee waves his Silence Glaive while Ami spins her Pluto rod and kill the thing

Shana: Where did you get those weapons

Ami: Somewhere.

Switch

Shows Sailor Saturn and Sailor Pluto tied up in a janitors closet with their mouths tied up

Back

Albert: It is not important where they got it I AM THE ONLY SPEAR GUY!!!

Albert goes to attack Kee when he sends him through a portal to Umpa Land ::shivers:: that's scary

Kee: We're going to Disney wether you like it or not

Rose: Why?

Kee: Because I got Kingdom Hearts and I want to pester that horned bitch Maleficient

Meru: YAAAY I GET TO VISIT THE LITTLE MERMAID!!!!!

Haschel: WHY WHY??!!!

Kongol: LETS GO KONGOL WANTS TO VISIT WONDERLAND!!

Dart: Works with me

So the dragoons go. On the car ride

Rose: Kee where did you meet Ami?

Kee: I met her online. Shes the only person on AOL that's not afraid of me.

Albert: I didn't know that and im a genius

Kee: Yeah well you don't know alotta things

Albert: What does that mean?

Kee: I FLY LIKE WILMA AND LISTEN TO T.A.T.U YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!

Albert shuts his smart lil ass up

Ami: How long until we're there?

Shana: 3 days

Meru: WHOOPIE QUALITY TIME NOW WE GET TO SWAP STORIES AND SPEND TIME

2 days and 16 hours later no one has talked since Meru's little comment except for Kee who needs to pee

Kee: COME ON ITS BEEN TWO DAYS WITHOUT A SINGLE STOP!!!

Dart: That's ok a little kidney failure builds character

Meru: Dart make a pit stop

Ami: I want Doritos

Kongol: I want dollies

Rose: What happened to Haschel and Miranda?

Shana: Kee threw them both out of the car to take his mind off his urine

Meru: and Lloyd?

Shana: He's still under the couch since the last fic (Note: I think it was Lloyd. If not make it him)

Finally Dart makes a pit stop because he has to pee and Kee is in the bathroom peeing

Kee: Pee pee pee

Kee suddenly hearls squirting, girggling, and screaming

Kee: Peepeepee hurry peepeepee

It's too late.the diarrhea of doom is flowing down and about to attack Kee!

Kee: AHHHH! DONE DONE AHHHH!!!

Kee runs out and leaps into the car as they start driving.

Finally they reach Disney

Dart: We're here.

Everyone zooms away from Dart

Dart: Ok.

Dart sees Tarzan running around. Dart begins to drool and chases him

Dart: WAIT I LOVE YOU COME BACK!!!!!

The Monorail

A baby is crying, Kee is threatening the mother to eat the baby, Meru is swinging on the handles like a monkey, Rose is killing everyone in a cart to have her space, Kongol is playing patty-cake with a little girl, and Shana is coming on to Peter Pan. Soon they got off and split off

Lets go with Meru first she's cool. This may have some offencive fat jokes. There are nothing wrong with fat people fat I have a belly myself, but its Ursula.

Meru gains a mermaid tail and follows Ariel and Flounder

Ariel: Who are you?

Meru: I'm Meru I brought you a gift

Meru shows a platter of Sushi and scares the fish away

Meru:: Everyone loves sushi

Ariel: That's ok.

Suddenly Ursula comes and laughs

Ursula: I will kill you all

Meru: Hello lord of lard

Ursula: WHAT!?

Ariel: Be careful she'll punch you with her extra chin

Meru: or sit on us

Ursula swims away crying while Meru throws pieces on sushi at her

Meru: Lets practice cheerleading moves

Ariel: Ok

They practice cheerleading

Now with Shana at Neverland

Shana: Come here often?

Peter Pan: I live here

They're at the Big Clock tower. Peter keeps running away from her, but she still follows

Peter: ::talking to himself:: I gotta get rid of her.I have an idea. ::talks to Shana:: Hey can you fly?

Shana: No.

They see Dart chasing Tarzan.but they ignore it

Peter: Well all you need is Pixie Dust TINK!!!

Peter whispers something into Tinkerbell's ear as she sprays Shana with pixie dust. Shana starts coughing, sneezing and choking as she is allergic to pixie dust

Peter: Now jump off and believe

Peter pushes her off as Shana flaps her arms.but she falls many many stories flat on her face

Shana: ow.

Peter&Tink: ::high five::

Kongol now

Kongol is in Wonderland having a tea party with the Queen

Queen: I like Dollies and wearing pink tutus

Kongol: Me too it makes me the pretty princess

Suddenly the Chesire cat pops up headless with his head under his feet

Cat: Hello Goodbye Yes No

Kongol: AHHH DEMON CAT RUNAWAY!!!!!

Kongol runs away crying. He sees Dart chasing Tarzan screaming "I love you". He ignores it and runs crying

Rose

Rose is in Halloweentown (Nightmare Before Christmas IS my all-time favorite movie) on visit

Jack: Hello

Rose: OH DEAR SOA YOUR TALL AND LANKY

Jack: Yes I know im Jack Skellington

Sally: Hi

Rose: AHH STITCHED UP LADY!!!!

Sally: Im a rag doll

Rose runs away screaming in terror. She runs into quite a few walls until she eventually smashes her head inside a jack-o-lantern. Blinded by the pumpkin she gets caught in a guillotine rope

Kids: PINATA

Rose: NO PINATA

Kids: PINATA

Rose: NO PINATA

The kids are hitting her with severed arms as the argument continues. As you may of noticed Dart did pass by chasing Tarzan, but no one cared.

Me and Ami ^.^

Kee: We find Maleficent and kick her ass

Ami: Ok

They find Maleficent and kick her ass.You thought there was more huh?

Ami: That was too easy.Wanna go set Pinocchio on fire?

Ami sets the wooden doll on fire and sees him running on circles until he's ashes. Suddenly, Meru comes wet with seaweed caught in her hair, Shana comes with a flat face and pieces of concrete lodged in her face, Kongol comes in tears and in shock, Rose comes with the pumpkin still on her head and she's brutally beaten.

Dragoons: What about Dart:

Dart is still chasing Tarzan. Finally Tarzan stops

Tarzan: Tarzan straight leave me alone

Dart: DO'H!!!!!

All laugh

Well do you like it? I hope you did please review.