The Bagges go on a trip to Las Vegas. There are tons
of building with many signs and neon lights.
Muriel: Oh! Isn't it all beautiful!
Courage: Wow!
Eustace: My eyes hurt from the stupid
lights!
Muriel: Look! There it is the biggest sitar
store in the world! Dil's Sitar Universe!
Its bigger than I ever expected it to be!
Eustace: It looks like a dump, by the
way where are the bathrooms!?
Muriel: Where are your manners Eustace!
Eustace: What manners!
Muriel: Pull over Eustace its right
here.
Muriel, Eustace, and Courage enter
Dil's Sitar Universe...
Eustace: Hey you...stupid! Where
are the bathrooms! You better have
one or off with your head! Ho ho ha ha!
Manager : Sorry sir we don't have any public
bathrooms, only for employees.
Eustace: Here's 50 bucks!
Manager: Follow me! I'll take you
to our private lounge bathroom!
Eustace: Now your talkin'!
Muriel: How about this sitar, Courage.
I've been saving for it for months. Its
made out of moss!
Courage: Eeeeew! Yuck!
Muriel: Don't worry Courage,
its smell resistant!
Cashier: $ 678.00 please
Muriel hands him the money...
Cashier: Hurray! Your our
very first shopper in 10 years!
Muriel: Oh my! Do I win
anything?
Cashier: Yes! 100 free tokens for
the Katz Casino!
Courage: Oh No!
Muriel: Is something wrong
Courage!
Courage: Nevermind! You can't
understand me anyway!
Muriel and Courage head back out
to the truck. Eustace then returns
from the bathroom.
Eustace: You should of seen it!
It was the biggest and most beautiful
bathroom I ever seen! It was the most
fun experiences in my entire life! Until
the stupid magician's trick got out of
hand and the bathroom caught on fire. We
all had to evacuate. Sadly the place where
I had the most fun in me' life. Is no more.
(whining )
Muriel: Oh, I never heard of magicians
in bathrooms before. Well maybe
we can all go and experience it next
year.
Eustace: Leave me alone now! I'm
in a really bad mood, espicially you
stupid dog, don't bug me!
Muriel: Lets go to that Casino.
It sounds like fun!
Muriel,Eustace, and Courage
enter the casino. Eustace starts
to cry about the lounge bathroom...
Eustace: WHY! Oh why did
you have to go! No more
silver toliet, no more dancing
llamas! No more people in
giant pear costumes...!
Katz: Welcome to Katz Casino!
I'm obviously Katz. Don't worry
old chum! We have better things than
giant dancing pears!
Eustace: Shut up before I hit
you with my mallet!
Muriel: But Eustace, you don't got
a mallet!
Eustace: Shut up Muriel or I'll
hit you with this yard stick!
Katz: But you don't have a yard
stick!
Eustace: Shut up or I'll hit both of
you with this clarinet!
Courage: But you don't have a
clarinet!
Eustace: Shut up or I hit all three
of you with plumbing pipe,yard stick,
clarinet, and mallet!
All the customers in the casino: But you don't have a plumbing pipe,
yard stick,mallet, or clarinet!
Katz: Shut up and I'll set up a Las Vegas show featuring
dancing oranges, apples, lemons, and grapefruits!
Eustace: Deal!
Muriel: What about having dancing avocados?
Katz: Sorry, that was last week's show.
of building with many signs and neon lights.
Muriel: Oh! Isn't it all beautiful!
Courage: Wow!
Eustace: My eyes hurt from the stupid
lights!
Muriel: Look! There it is the biggest sitar
store in the world! Dil's Sitar Universe!
Its bigger than I ever expected it to be!
Eustace: It looks like a dump, by the
way where are the bathrooms!?
Muriel: Where are your manners Eustace!
Eustace: What manners!
Muriel: Pull over Eustace its right
here.
Muriel, Eustace, and Courage enter
Dil's Sitar Universe...
Eustace: Hey you...stupid! Where
are the bathrooms! You better have
one or off with your head! Ho ho ha ha!
Manager : Sorry sir we don't have any public
bathrooms, only for employees.
Eustace: Here's 50 bucks!
Manager: Follow me! I'll take you
to our private lounge bathroom!
Eustace: Now your talkin'!
Muriel: How about this sitar, Courage.
I've been saving for it for months. Its
made out of moss!
Courage: Eeeeew! Yuck!
Muriel: Don't worry Courage,
its smell resistant!
Cashier: $ 678.00 please
Muriel hands him the money...
Cashier: Hurray! Your our
very first shopper in 10 years!
Muriel: Oh my! Do I win
anything?
Cashier: Yes! 100 free tokens for
the Katz Casino!
Courage: Oh No!
Muriel: Is something wrong
Courage!
Courage: Nevermind! You can't
understand me anyway!
Muriel and Courage head back out
to the truck. Eustace then returns
from the bathroom.
Eustace: You should of seen it!
It was the biggest and most beautiful
bathroom I ever seen! It was the most
fun experiences in my entire life! Until
the stupid magician's trick got out of
hand and the bathroom caught on fire. We
all had to evacuate. Sadly the place where
I had the most fun in me' life. Is no more.
(whining )
Muriel: Oh, I never heard of magicians
in bathrooms before. Well maybe
we can all go and experience it next
year.
Eustace: Leave me alone now! I'm
in a really bad mood, espicially you
stupid dog, don't bug me!
Muriel: Lets go to that Casino.
It sounds like fun!
Muriel,Eustace, and Courage
enter the casino. Eustace starts
to cry about the lounge bathroom...
Eustace: WHY! Oh why did
you have to go! No more
silver toliet, no more dancing
llamas! No more people in
giant pear costumes...!
Katz: Welcome to Katz Casino!
I'm obviously Katz. Don't worry
old chum! We have better things than
giant dancing pears!
Eustace: Shut up before I hit
you with my mallet!
Muriel: But Eustace, you don't got
a mallet!
Eustace: Shut up Muriel or I'll
hit you with this yard stick!
Katz: But you don't have a yard
stick!
Eustace: Shut up or I'll hit both of
you with this clarinet!
Courage: But you don't have a
clarinet!
Eustace: Shut up or I hit all three
of you with plumbing pipe,yard stick,
clarinet, and mallet!
All the customers in the casino: But you don't have a plumbing pipe,
yard stick,mallet, or clarinet!
Katz: Shut up and I'll set up a Las Vegas show featuring
dancing oranges, apples, lemons, and grapefruits!
Eustace: Deal!
Muriel: What about having dancing avocados?
Katz: Sorry, that was last week's show.
