'''This is a Harry Potter Fan Fiction, I do not own anything to do with
Harry Potter, apart from my copy of all the books :)
Meet The Staff At Hogwarts
Chapter 5
Contemplation
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"I know, I know!! But you didn't have to bloody well sit on me!!"
Severus and Remus had dragged a fuming Sirius into the staff room. They had been excused so as the Head Master could speak with his new staff privately and, altough he didn't say it, undisturbed. The two had been fighting endlessly for over an hour about the occurances in Dumbledore's office. Secretly Sev was enjoying listening to Sirius getting yelled at.
"Well you're the bloody ass of a git who pinched me! Werewolves don't react well to violence." Shouted Remus.
"Violence?!! What the hell are you talking about!! I only freaking pinched you!" Sirius was getting angrier and angrier. "And what's with you teaming up with Snape!?"
"I-" Remus began his retaliation.
But when Severus had heard his name mentioned he rose from his seat, "Kindly refrain from bringing me into this." He said calmly.
"What do you mean 'bringing you into this'?! You practically started this!!!!!!!" Sirius was getting extrordinarily pissed-off. It took all his will power to stop from cursing and hexing them both to oblivion.
"If you do not calm down I will be forced to calm you down using any means necessary." Severus breathed dangerously, "also I do recall, that it was you who started this whole thing..."
This threw Sirius over the edge. He lunged at Severus with wand in hand, preparing a particularily nasty curse in his head. Ignoring Remus's disapproving cries.
Snape sighed, "I warned you," with that he removed his wand from his midnight robes and countered quite effectively, the spell thrown at him. The particular counter and the curse itself reacted strangely together. Rather than cancelling out Sirius's spell completely he only managed to rebound it back at Black causing his hair to turn blonde, his robes pink and face to break-out in large green spots.
Now it was Snape's turn, "expellimarius," he whispered, barely audible. He was rewarded by Sirius's wand flying into his hand.
When Black realized that he had lost the magical duel he took to brute force. Throwing himself at Severus who merely took a step to the side, landed in a harmless heap on the ground. He rose and turned to take a second run at Snape.
Again, in a bored, barely audible voice, Snape spoke, "imobilus."
Sirius, in his rage, knew of that spell, but couldn't remember what it did. He foolishly ignored it and only recalled what the spell was for when he found himself floating, stationary in the air. He swung his arms violently as Snape walked calmly up to him.
"I must say... You look good in pink." Severus growled evilly, and stepped back when Black took a badly aimed swing at him. "I did warn you."
Just then Harry and the new 'muggle studdies' professor came into the staff room for the first time. They stopped in the doorway upon spotting the blonde, green speckled, floating Sirius wearing hot pink robes. "Apparently Severus turned one of Sirius's spells back on him" Harry thought.
"Umm...Did we come at a bad time?"
"Finite incantum," Sirius fell to the ground, "no I was just leaving," said Snape while handing Sirius's wand to Remus. What? You didn't expect him to give it to Black, not with that crazed, defeated, all-for-nothing look in his eye.
"Goodnight professor," sounded Harry as Snape brushed past him and Ron.
"Mr. Potter, as we are to be teaching together, and seeing as we are as good as friends anyway, it would be more fitting for you to address me as Severus." He paused, "goodnight Harry...Ron," and then he disappeared into the hall.
The four remaining men just stared at eachother, speechless for a few good moments. The silence only broken when Harry began to laugh at Sirius who scowled. This caused Harry to laugh even harder and the others soon joined him doubled over in blissfull agony. Even Sirius who had to think of a way to rid himself of the blonde hair, pink robes and green spots joined in.
"This," Harry gasped, "is going to be a 'very' interesting arrangement." The others nodded enthusiastically in agreement and burst into laughter again.
Harry grinned 'very very interesting!'
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That's it!!
Finnished!!
:'( --oh well there will be others taking up in various points of the school year I've got a couple new ideas already!! {Oh great you say} Hey!! Don't say that!! hehe
'Ne ways please review for me!!
thanks--- and hope you enjoyed it---
**Scythe**
Meet The Staff At Hogwarts
Chapter 5
Contemplation
.
"I know, I know!! But you didn't have to bloody well sit on me!!"
Severus and Remus had dragged a fuming Sirius into the staff room. They had been excused so as the Head Master could speak with his new staff privately and, altough he didn't say it, undisturbed. The two had been fighting endlessly for over an hour about the occurances in Dumbledore's office. Secretly Sev was enjoying listening to Sirius getting yelled at.
"Well you're the bloody ass of a git who pinched me! Werewolves don't react well to violence." Shouted Remus.
"Violence?!! What the hell are you talking about!! I only freaking pinched you!" Sirius was getting angrier and angrier. "And what's with you teaming up with Snape!?"
"I-" Remus began his retaliation.
But when Severus had heard his name mentioned he rose from his seat, "Kindly refrain from bringing me into this." He said calmly.
"What do you mean 'bringing you into this'?! You practically started this!!!!!!!" Sirius was getting extrordinarily pissed-off. It took all his will power to stop from cursing and hexing them both to oblivion.
"If you do not calm down I will be forced to calm you down using any means necessary." Severus breathed dangerously, "also I do recall, that it was you who started this whole thing..."
This threw Sirius over the edge. He lunged at Severus with wand in hand, preparing a particularily nasty curse in his head. Ignoring Remus's disapproving cries.
Snape sighed, "I warned you," with that he removed his wand from his midnight robes and countered quite effectively, the spell thrown at him. The particular counter and the curse itself reacted strangely together. Rather than cancelling out Sirius's spell completely he only managed to rebound it back at Black causing his hair to turn blonde, his robes pink and face to break-out in large green spots.
Now it was Snape's turn, "expellimarius," he whispered, barely audible. He was rewarded by Sirius's wand flying into his hand.
When Black realized that he had lost the magical duel he took to brute force. Throwing himself at Severus who merely took a step to the side, landed in a harmless heap on the ground. He rose and turned to take a second run at Snape.
Again, in a bored, barely audible voice, Snape spoke, "imobilus."
Sirius, in his rage, knew of that spell, but couldn't remember what it did. He foolishly ignored it and only recalled what the spell was for when he found himself floating, stationary in the air. He swung his arms violently as Snape walked calmly up to him.
"I must say... You look good in pink." Severus growled evilly, and stepped back when Black took a badly aimed swing at him. "I did warn you."
Just then Harry and the new 'muggle studdies' professor came into the staff room for the first time. They stopped in the doorway upon spotting the blonde, green speckled, floating Sirius wearing hot pink robes. "Apparently Severus turned one of Sirius's spells back on him" Harry thought.
"Umm...Did we come at a bad time?"
"Finite incantum," Sirius fell to the ground, "no I was just leaving," said Snape while handing Sirius's wand to Remus. What? You didn't expect him to give it to Black, not with that crazed, defeated, all-for-nothing look in his eye.
"Goodnight professor," sounded Harry as Snape brushed past him and Ron.
"Mr. Potter, as we are to be teaching together, and seeing as we are as good as friends anyway, it would be more fitting for you to address me as Severus." He paused, "goodnight Harry...Ron," and then he disappeared into the hall.
The four remaining men just stared at eachother, speechless for a few good moments. The silence only broken when Harry began to laugh at Sirius who scowled. This caused Harry to laugh even harder and the others soon joined him doubled over in blissfull agony. Even Sirius who had to think of a way to rid himself of the blonde hair, pink robes and green spots joined in.
"This," Harry gasped, "is going to be a 'very' interesting arrangement." The others nodded enthusiastically in agreement and burst into laughter again.
Harry grinned 'very very interesting!'
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That's it!!
Finnished!!
:'( --oh well there will be others taking up in various points of the school year I've got a couple new ideas already!! {Oh great you say} Hey!! Don't say that!! hehe
'Ne ways please review for me!!
thanks--- and hope you enjoyed it---
**Scythe**
