This is a weird little poem from Cuppo's POV. Ignore the refs to Zits, starring Jeremy Duncan of Goat Cheese Pizza/Jughead's Hat/Chickenfist/Angry Dwarfs. *** Blossom and Brick

Love each

Other

So much that

Sweets are eaten while kissing

O, how glorious!

Melodious words of love

Love is in the air

Over the rainbow

Vows between our redheaded duo are

Exchanged

So promises of marriage are remembered forever

Brick loves his pink sweetheart

Romancing her through life

I grow a warm feeling in my heart

C-ing them love each other

'K, it's getting gross watching 'em French

Amazingly, they hold a record of 59.53 minutes kissing

Never stopping

Don't I wish it were like that for me

Very much in love are they

I see them weep when apart for longer than a day

'Cause frankly, they're like RichandAmy from Zits

Ever trying to be together

Very disgusting, as Hector said

Ever intimate (he calls it osmosis)

Rare to find a couple like that

So interesting

And yet… yuck!