It's getting rather disturbing

How they keep together, withstanding

All odds and maintain

Skin contact even through rain

I just don't get it, you see

Why they're just meant to be

Today they kissed in the hallway

They didn't get detention, got away

I can't understand it

Cuz they did the whole bit

Tongues and all, I saw them do it

No one spoke, just stood without wit

It's too strange

Like dog's mange

Jeremy's getting a hard time

Cuz Sara thinks his mouth's like slime

I've never been kissed

I'm wondering, was I missed?

Was the whole eighth grade lined up

And I, hidden away, in a cup?

A cup of darkness and hidden despair

Never to be found anywhere?

Shall I grow to be an old maid?

A spinster, no kids, for which to be afraid?

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I don't think that last line came out right O_o'