I truly don't understand what is happening
But with Valentine's fast approachin'
I'm suddenly getting sweets and gifts
My spirits have got a abrupt lift
I'm getting confused
I shouldn't have blues
But I feel so sad yet cheerful.
I see things out of the corner of my eye
Something I chance to espy
Dione's been dumped
And here comes Butch with buttercups…
I'm living happily thereafter.
