I truly don't understand what is happening

But with Valentine's fast approachin'

I'm suddenly getting sweets and gifts

My spirits have got a abrupt lift

I'm getting confused

I shouldn't have blues

But I feel so sad yet cheerful.

I see things out of the corner of my eye

Something I chance to espy

Dione's been dumped

And here comes Butch with buttercups…

I'm living happily thereafter.