The Strifes and the Wallaces
Episode 3: Mind-Switching Machine
BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUM, BUM
The Strifes and the Wallaces,
They live together,
In their humble home.
But this is where their annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH,
Comes to roam.
When they say,"Go home, Sephiroth!"
The-e-en he cries.
They all hope he runs off a cliff and diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeesssss!
Yeah!
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Aeris: Geez! Can you be a bit more careful?!
Cloud: Alright, alright, sorry! I told you not to suck on it too long!
Tifa: *right outside the door, as she has been in previous episodes* Yes! I will finally catch them in the act! I know today is my lucky day!
*back in the bedroom*
Cloud: *in mid conversation* I think your coming along just fine.
Aeris: Oh, thanks. Your coming along great to...OW!
Tifa: *giggles* They said coming....hehehe...
*in the bedroom again*
Cloud: Yeah, it's definitely lodged in yer throat, lemme get the tweezers.
Aeris: Alright, I hope this works. I mean it's so small you can barely see it.
Cloud: GOT IT!
*Tifa breaks the door and takes snapshots*
Tifa: Ah-ha! I knew today was my lucky...day?
Cloud: *holding a piece of a toothpick in some tweezers* What're you doing, Tifa?
Tifa: I was…uhh…GLITTER! *throws glitter at Cloud and runs*
Cloud: *grabs face* AHHH! This stuff is so hard to get out!
Aeris: Don't worry, I'll help you!
Cloud: Oh…Oh…YEEEEEEESSSS!!
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*everyone is waiting at the table*
Barret: RED! I am completely convinced that George Washington and George Bush are long lost brothers!
Red: Arf…RUFF! BARK! ARF ARF! RUFF! -No you idiot! That's not possible! George Bush would have to be like, 300 years old!-
Barret: You can say whatever you want, Red. But you won't change my mind…humph! *turns, crosses his arms and sticks his nose in the air*
*Cloud and Aeris come down, holding hands*
Cloud: Good morning residents! *kisses Aeris*
Aeris: Hi everyone! I made your breakfasts extra special today! Barret and Red are sharing an American Flag cake, Sephiroth gets a slice of swiss cheese…
Sephiroth: The noodles are standing for fishy delight!
Aeris: …and Tifa is having a giant sardine, boiled with chicken butts! *kisses Cloud*
Everyone: YAH! *Tifa is off a beat*
*Everyone's food is served*
Barret: *mouth full* I haven't had this much delight since Betsy Ross was impeached!
Red: ARF! ARF! RU…-But she didn't….never mind-
Sephiroth: This reminds me of when the flying fish walked across the grass all the way to the land of cheese and butt crust! *drools*
Tifa: *looks at Cloud and Aeris kissing* *thinks* Look at them…them and their "happiness". Soon…soon I will have Cloud all to myself! That will be the day! And that "Aeris" will have to be with that "Barret".
*Tifa looks over at Sephiroth stuffing swiss cheese in his pants, then to Cloud, who was doing calculus and making out at the same time*
Tifa: *thinking* Hmm…I think a plan should be brewing…but my brain has been cut off from all smartyness. Maybe me should have gone to educator place…
*An hour passes and everyone has left the table*
Tifa: I GOT IT! Wait…no…
*Another hour, and another, and another*
Tifa: YEEEEESSS! I will switch Sephiroth's and Cloud's mind so I can manipulate Cloud into doing it with me…but how???
Episode 3: Mind-Switching Machine
BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUM, BUM
The Strifes and the Wallaces,
They live together,
In their humble home.
But this is where their annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH,
Comes to roam.
When they say,"Go home, Sephiroth!"
The-e-en he cries.
They all hope he runs off a cliff and diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeesssss!
Yeah!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Aeris: Geez! Can you be a bit more careful?!
Cloud: Alright, alright, sorry! I told you not to suck on it too long!
Tifa: *right outside the door, as she has been in previous episodes* Yes! I will finally catch them in the act! I know today is my lucky day!
*back in the bedroom*
Cloud: *in mid conversation* I think your coming along just fine.
Aeris: Oh, thanks. Your coming along great to...OW!
Tifa: *giggles* They said coming....hehehe...
*in the bedroom again*
Cloud: Yeah, it's definitely lodged in yer throat, lemme get the tweezers.
Aeris: Alright, I hope this works. I mean it's so small you can barely see it.
Cloud: GOT IT!
*Tifa breaks the door and takes snapshots*
Tifa: Ah-ha! I knew today was my lucky...day?
Cloud: *holding a piece of a toothpick in some tweezers* What're you doing, Tifa?
Tifa: I was…uhh…GLITTER! *throws glitter at Cloud and runs*
Cloud: *grabs face* AHHH! This stuff is so hard to get out!
Aeris: Don't worry, I'll help you!
Cloud: Oh…Oh…YEEEEEEESSSS!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
*everyone is waiting at the table*
Barret: RED! I am completely convinced that George Washington and George Bush are long lost brothers!
Red: Arf…RUFF! BARK! ARF ARF! RUFF! -No you idiot! That's not possible! George Bush would have to be like, 300 years old!-
Barret: You can say whatever you want, Red. But you won't change my mind…humph! *turns, crosses his arms and sticks his nose in the air*
*Cloud and Aeris come down, holding hands*
Cloud: Good morning residents! *kisses Aeris*
Aeris: Hi everyone! I made your breakfasts extra special today! Barret and Red are sharing an American Flag cake, Sephiroth gets a slice of swiss cheese…
Sephiroth: The noodles are standing for fishy delight!
Aeris: …and Tifa is having a giant sardine, boiled with chicken butts! *kisses Cloud*
Everyone: YAH! *Tifa is off a beat*
*Everyone's food is served*
Barret: *mouth full* I haven't had this much delight since Betsy Ross was impeached!
Red: ARF! ARF! RU…-But she didn't….never mind-
Sephiroth: This reminds me of when the flying fish walked across the grass all the way to the land of cheese and butt crust! *drools*
Tifa: *looks at Cloud and Aeris kissing* *thinks* Look at them…them and their "happiness". Soon…soon I will have Cloud all to myself! That will be the day! And that "Aeris" will have to be with that "Barret".
*Tifa looks over at Sephiroth stuffing swiss cheese in his pants, then to Cloud, who was doing calculus and making out at the same time*
Tifa: *thinking* Hmm…I think a plan should be brewing…but my brain has been cut off from all smartyness. Maybe me should have gone to educator place…
*An hour passes and everyone has left the table*
Tifa: I GOT IT! Wait…no…
*Another hour, and another, and another*
Tifa: YEEEEESSS! I will switch Sephiroth's and Cloud's mind so I can manipulate Cloud into doing it with me…but how???
