The Strifes and the Wallaces: Mind Switching Machine- Chapter 3
The Reckoning

Author's Note: Here it is, the final part of the third episode. From now on I'm going to try to get the episodes in much more frequently. I have so many ideas for episodes, the only reason I haven't written is because I couldn't think of an ending for this episode, but now I have and I'll try to be a better author from now on... *puppy dog eyes*
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When we last left our oddballish group, Cloud (or Sephiroth, rather) was fleeing away from the horrible beast, LooBooby.

Sephiroth: *fleeing like a sissy* HELP! Oh won't somebody please come to my aid?!

Nothing happens...

Sephiroth: AHEM! I said 'Oh won't somebody please come to my aid?!'

Barret: *falls down face-flat* Geez...*gets up* YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUSH ME!

Sephiroth: BARRET! You've come to save me!

Barret: Sephiroth? Why're you naked?

Sephiroth: I have a better question, why do you have shit all over your cranium?

Barret: I have a BETTER question, why are you talking like Cloud?

Sephiroth: I HAVE A BETTTTTTER QUESTION! Why is it that Newton's Third Law is so much shorter than his first two?!

Barret: Touché...

Sephiroth: Thank you...

Barret: Anyway, what's going on?

Sephiroth: Well, you see, Tifa SOMEHOW created a machine that switched mine and Sephiroth's mind so she could manipulate Sephiroth in my body to have sex with me. Now I'm stuck down here with a giant monster chasing me. And the WORST part of it is...Sephiroth's playing with my penis...

Barret: Gasp! He IS?!

Sephiroth: *sniff sniff* Yes...

Barret: But...not even AERIS can play with your penis!

Sephiroth: Yeah, I know. That's why I need your help Barret! We have to defeat LooBooby and get out of here!!!!

Barret: LooBooby?

Sephiroth: Yeah, the monster I told you about.

Barret: I guessed, but it could've been a nick name for something.

Sephiroth: Yeah, I understand what you mean...

Barret: Yup....

Sephiroth: Yup....

An eerie silence overcomes them for about five minutes.

Barret: So...where's that monster you were talking about?

Sephiroth: I dunno...

LooBooby: *taps Sephiroth's shoulder* I'm right here, I was listening to your captivating conversation.

Sephiroth: BARRET! Why didn't you tell me he was behind me?!

Barret: Oh, THAT'S LooBooby? I thought he was just a friend of yours.

Sephiroth: Why the hell would I have a monster-friend?!

Barret: I dunno, I thought maybe you had a thing for monsters

Sephiroth: Are you calling Aeris a monster?!

Barret: No I was just...

LooBooby: A hem!

Sephiroth: A hem? What's a hem?

LooBooby: It means I'm going to eat you!

Barret: ...that wasn't even clever...

Sephiroth: Yeah, that was really lame.

LooBooby: Oh sorry, I didn't have much time to practice...WAIT! Where'd they go?!

Dust clouds are left where Sephiroth and Barret were and they are seen running forward.

LooBooby: Oh my god, that is so god damn gay.

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Tifa: Okay Sephiroth, alz we haf 2 du iz snek u past Aeris.

Cloud: *picking his nose* I'm digging for cheese!

Tifa: Wuteva...

Tifa drags Cloud with her in an attempt to sneak past Aeris...for...some reason...

Cloud: *loud, juicy fart*

Aeris: I recognize that sound anywhere...*swings around* CLOUD! And...Tifa...

Cloud: Uh-oh, the yogurt is turning canine...

Aeris: Yeah, you told me yesterday...

Since I cannot think of anything for them to say, we'll just say that they had a heated conversation over Hot Pockets and other similar products...

Aeris: Oh yeah...those Hot Pockets can give you some nasty butt blisters...

Tifa: That's something I would say!

Aeris: Hey! It is! *shrug*

There is an intense rumbling, the ground and walls shake, things fly off shelves, Cloud does a backflip.

The rumbling comes to a sudden halt.

Tifa: I probably shouldn't have had those six bean burritos for lunch...

A worm hole opens in the middle of the room as Sephiroth, followed by a shit-faced Barret and LooBooby, come flying out.

Sephiroth: Aeris! That isn't the real Cloud! It's just Sephiroth in my body! Tifa...

Aeris: Yes, yes, you already told me!

Barret: *gets up* It's true!

Aeris: You have shit on your face, you know

Barret: Yeah, Cloud...err...Sephiroth, pointed that out to me.

LooBooby: Alright, what's going on?! I wanna know now!

Cloud: *puppy dog eyes* L-LooBooby?

LooBooby: I know that voice!

They both turn to look at each other, and instantly lock into a kiss.

Sephiroth: AHHHHHH!!! NOOO!!!!

Barret: That just...isn't right...

Tifa: Even I'LL admit that's disgusting...

LooBooby: What happend to you, my love?

Cloud: The cheese stands alone!

Sephiroth: *sigh* SHE *points to Tifa* switched our bodies.

Tifa: I DID NOT!

Sephiroth: Like a horny hamster in the heat of summer you didn't!

Aeris: *stands up* SILENCE!

Everyone turns their attention to Aeris.

Aeris: There is only one way to solve this.

Aeris walks up to both Cloud and Sephiroth and clonks their heads together, knocking them out.

Aeris: *turns to Tifa* Now it's your turn!

Cool music begins to play as Tifa and Aeris leap to each other for a DBZ/Matrix fight scene.

They both flail punches and kicks at each other at super-high speed.

Red: *trots in* Ooo...cat fight...

Barret: Rrrreeeeddd....

Red: *sigh* Arf! Ruff! Bark!

Barret: Thank you.

Aeris punches Tifa across the face and is instantly hit back with an upper cut. Tifa gets the upperhand with a flurry of kicks. But just as it seems she will win, Aeris grabs her legs and scratches up Tifa's face with her nails.

Cid: *walks in* Hi guys!

Tifa flys back and crashes into the wall, Aeris flys after her and continues to punch the crap out of her.

Cid: Bye guys! *walks out*

The fight continues for about another two hours. Cloud and Sephiroth have yet to wake up.

Barret: This is getting really gay.

LooBooby: You know, you really should clean that poo off your head, it could be unhealthy.

Barret: Meh...

Aeris and Tifa land a fair distance away from each other across the ruined room.

Aeris: It's time to finish this...

Aeris puts both her hands together and pulls them back by her side.

Barret: WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO!

LooBooby: Shut up, this is the best part!

Red: ARF ARF! RUFF BARK! ARF! ~This is how the fight ALWAYS ends...~

Aeris: Ka...Me...Ha...Me...

Tifa: NOOOO!!!!

Aeris: HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *a giant blue KaMeHaMeHa Wave is shot toward Tifa (Kamehameha i.e. Dragonball Z)

Tifa is hit with the blast, and is shot up high into the air.

Tifa: CURSE YOU Aeeeeerrrrriiiiissss......*ding*

Aeris: *looks at the camera* What can I say? You have to have Kamehameha for a story to be good *cheesy grin*

Barret: Okay, but how will we switch Cloud and Sephiroth's minds back?

Aeris: That's easy!

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Cloud and Sephiroth are back in the mind switching machine. Both of them now awake.

LooBooby: Are you sure this'll work?

Barret: Yeah, for all we know, you might kill them!

Aeris: Or die trying! *pulls the switch*

The room is filled with a blinding light and an ear piercing screech. It ends after about five seconds.

Barret: Gee...that was...

The room is filled with a blinding light and an ear piercing screech...again...

Barret: Okay...did...

Again.

Barret: W...

Again.

Barret: JESUS F**KING CHRIST!

Everyone gasps.

Barrer: HEY! It was annoying!

Aeris: Good point.

The capsules open and they both walk out again.

Cloud: A-Aeris?

Aeris: CLOUD! *runs to Cloud and shqueezes him*

Sephiroth: LOOBOOBY!

LooBooby: SEPHIROTH! * they both walk off into the horizon...even though they're inside...*

Cloud: You know, I'd say today went pretty well. Nothing TOO exciting, but it's better than work!

Barret: What do you do, anyway?

Cloud: I don't know, but at least I don't have shit on my head! *laughs a hardy laugh*

Aeris: Let's leave the jokes to the comedians, k?

Cloud: ...Okay...

They all start on their way out.

Cloud: What happend after you knocked out Sephiroth and I?

Aeris: Nothing really, I just calmly talked Tifa into fixing you guys back up!

Cloud: Really? Wow!

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In a distant land...

Hills are shown, there is a giant crater in a clearing.

Close in on the crater's center.

A hand pops out of the ground.

Tifa: REVENGE WILL BE MINE!



BUM bum, BUM BUM BUM, bum, bum
The Strifes and the Wallaces,
they live together,
in their humble home.
This is where thier annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH, comes to roam.
When they say,
"GO HOME, SEPHIROTH!",
Th-e-en he cries.
They all hope he runs off a cliff and diiiiiiiiiieeesss!!!
Yeah!