Authors note: The horse bill talks to (derrick) talks like Lilly Savage and if you don't know who that is then just really camp.
Day7: Its all doom and gloom here, we are following Arwen and Frodo to Rivendale all the hobbits are really down bless then they must really like Frodo. Pippin was shaken by the whole thing he lead me today and many times I felt his silent tears on my neck so I gave him a nuzzle to show I cared and ya now what he gave me a apple so all that needs to happen is some gets hurt bad and wahey the horse gets feed!!

Strider, I mean cow's arse has been quiet all day and Merry he's got this big bump on his head from that over hanging branch poor bugger but least he's stopped jumping off rocks. Still no Gandalf.

Day 8: Finally reached Rivendale nice place lots of crass to eat, loads of elves and bloody hell the finest horses I've ever seen. There's this one right she arrived yesterday she's got long white legs and a fluffy tail and the silkiest mane I've ever seen so I go up to her acting all cool and say my 1 chat up line that always worked with the ponies in Bree. "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"

So she turns around and says, " I'm game if you are."...............

It's a frigging bloke. Trust me I always pick em. But he looked so much like a mare. So anyway I found that his master Lego something green foot is here for a jewellery party so I guess that's why strider and the short shits are here. Oh met Gandalf his a nice old bloke I remember he would come to bree sometimes and he would chuck apples through the hedge. Nice bloke.

Day 12: Bloody hell never guess that cow face is???? Only Aragorn son of Arathorn!!!!! No bloody idea who that is but it got your attention. Owwwwww Rivendale is soooooo boring zzzzzzzzzzz. Sam came he said that Frodo was getting better.