Hey there, sorry for the delay. This is chapter 4 before you read it I do already apologize for it's shitness I can't really think of anything as a time filler really but if I can think funny thoughts than I will edit it and re-post it. Also I have had a request for more Derrick. I will again ad bits in when I can and derrick might even get his own chapter??? Please r&r yes I know this chapter is shite. Sorry, write more soon. oh yeah Legolas is just like super posh!! Elentari.
Day 13: Loads of people have turned up in rivendale now there's ugly men like cow's arse who all smell the same (what is it with men and not washing?? bloody hell) And my bloody god the ugliest hairiest things I've ever seen in my life. hey are just taller than the short shites but they've got more hair than I have ( and cow's arse!!) Derrick tells me that they are Dwarves and that they live under hill and mountains. But elves hate them and so does Derrick and he's always right about these things so I hate them to (and they smell.) yuck hairy smelly short shits. Gives me the shivers.
Me and derrick are on a new diet derrick says if I follow it I will get cheek bones like his......... Oh my god I'm turning camp ah shit!! Must become big stallion think stallion ow I must go me and Derrick are gonna go pick some pretty flowers..... shit shit shit!!
Day 15: Rivendale is humming with the news of this jewelry party and there's all these whispers of this "one ring" I haven't got a clue why but Derrick says that it must be very pretty for all the fuss its causing. He thinks that they might be auctioning it soon. Don't know why but Rivedale stinks of strawberries! Very odd.
Day 17: Bloody hell very funny weather we been having right one minute me and Derrick eating yummy grass in perfect sunlight then the we heard all this weird shouting in a language which derrick said it wasn't one he had ever heard but then it all went dark then rivendale turned back to normal so something in that meeting went very wrong or I s'pose very right oh I don't know. Rivendale is very weird I keep getting woke up at night by the silly buggers singing in act elves sing all the fucking time.Oh god I would do anything to be back in Bree.