Hello all,Arwen is in this one so her words are: miss, you, very, much, daddy, the, ruining and everything. Happy reading

Day 24: Derrick left with the other elves this morning he said to me. "hey chuck, now don't forget to exfoliate daily, eat properly get 8 hours sleep at least and please don't forget me." Yeah like I could I love that guy. People never think about what we think or about what we want or how we feel its just all about them all the time.

Day 25: I'm all alone and feeling like a piece of shit. Cow's arse came today and took me for a walk, he sang (if you can call it that!) the whole time I thought if I knew you were going to sing I wouldn't of come. But he has washed and put clean clothes on, his beard is all fluffy and he didn't smell bad he smelt well like strawberries??? very odd but I thought hey cow's arse you look like some secret kind of king or something when you are clean.
Day 27: We left Rivendale finally there is nine in our party there is Gandalf the apple thrower, Action hero hobbit who has taken to jumping everywhere again!! (groan groan!!) Pint size pippin, Precious Frodo, Sam, Ginger the dwarf, Shittylas Derrick's (sob) master (sob sob) and this very odd tall bloke who's always asleep called Boro um Boro oh Boro something anyways there was a big todo in Rivendale when we were leaving Arwen was all tearful shouting "I will wiss oo wery muth araworn." as she blew big kisses at him he just ignored her he was all sad and gloomy again (he's very moody legolas thinks he's on his cycle!!) But Sam was in high spirits he kept laughing and saying " You shouldn't of taken up with us leaving all this lovely hay behind you." I was like hello I'm not going to because I want to you are making me and you remind me one more time of what I am leaving behind I will eat your bollocks!! I don't wanna leave but hey nobody asked me what I wanted to do!! So this Elrond bloke gives this speech saying how "the fellowship" whatever that is only have to go as far they will and that "no bond is laid down before them" so I thought fine I've walked from my stable to here and I ain't going any further!!! But oh no when I didn't move Arwen shouted and stomped her foot and said " waddy wee horse is wooiuning ewwwink." so Boro a shit hit me hard on the arse to make me walk. So I have renamed Boromir Boro a shit well because he is one and nobody slaps me arse!!!