Warnings

Warnings: Foul words, shounen-ai

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: Weiß doesn't belong to me, it belongs to Koyasu Takehito, Kyoko Tsuchiya and Project Weiß.

Wrong Way

Part 1: Lost and Found Gadget

Kisaragi Yuu

"You must be kidding!" Yohji yelled.

"No I don't. And I thought you must be the most excited person when Persia give you this mission." Manx said, tugging his little too-tight mini skirt uncomfortably. /Shit, that's the last time I go with Birman to the Sushi House. I must have gained weight.../

"Yeah!! This is great!!" Ken said, putting a pose of 'Nihon' without a reason. "At last! A vacation! I'm growing old in all this killing, need a break."

"Well Siberian, so sorry to tell you this but..." She moved uncomfortably again, the damned skirt almost lifted up and reveal everything. "This is still a mission."

"I won't call going into the beach and relax there is a mission." Aya stated.

The two redheads with two different genders looked and stared at each other for a couple of minutes. But of course, the redhead man won the staring battle (not glaring!), so Manx sighed and swung her head, making her curly red strands to bump.

"But it's still a mission after all." She said, defending herself.

"Ne Manx-san, not mean to offend but... Aya-kun is right, this won't be called a mission, although I would love to go..." Omi made his appearance.

"Bombay, you will meet someone there and you need to go relax together. Now I don't know who the hell it is but surely this mini skirt is too tight."

"EH??" the Weiß boys looked up.

"Ah!" Manx flushed. "I mean, this is a mission after all and you go with the orders to relax okay? I'll go on now, do pack and tomorrow, be ready on 11 AM and enjoy yourselves." /Birman's going to PAY for this!!!!/

So the redhead woman with too tight skirt went out from the Koneko, leaving the boys alone and cursing a certain assistant to take her to the best Sushi House she ever had.

"Whoah... how about that?" the blonde demanded.

"I'm sure there's something behind this, Yohji."

"Aww Aya! Stop being so old-fashioned!! We're going to have so much fun there! Right Omi?" the brunette stated.

Gaining no answer, the soccer player looked at the once-there youngest teammate. He wasn't there anymore, he already busted to his room and packed things happily. Ken smiled.

"See? Omi is excited! And so do I!" And without even a single word to his older teammates, he also busted out to his room and started to pack.

"Well... better start to pack now I guess, my glorious leader?" Yohji smirked.

"Shuddap"

***

4 pretty boys were standing in front of the Koneko, all suited for the dream land named 'Beach' with Hawaiian shirts wore with glory. That is, of course, an exception for the leader, who just suited himself on the ugly orange sweater of his and black pants. The three groaned when they saw their leader look, but preferred to just keep it in their hearts, because if they say anything, they won't live another day. Or another minute, in Aya's katana case.

"Now... where the hell is the car we're going to use?" Yohji demanded, tugging his sunglasses with small picture of sunny smile on the top of it closer to his nose.

"Dunno really, gonna check it now." the bright boy said, tugging out his dear laptop and click some incredible words that the other guys (especially Ken and Yohji) didn't understand. "Oh, if I calculate right, the car will arrive right about... now."

And like a miracle (or in Omi's case, timid calculation) the car did arrive.

"Whoah... what are you? A walking calculator?" Yohji teased as he put his bags into the car.

"Saa~ yes indeed" Omi smiled, tugging his laptop inside his pinky bag pack and went into the car.

It's not a very big car, more like Aya's Porsche. But this one, it has a little remote control on the backside and a small TV monitor on the middle of it. Ken popped his head into the car and found no one as the chauffeur. He blinked. And soon he screamed.

"AAAAHHHHH!!!!! THIS IS A GHOSTLY CAR!!!!! IT CAN MOVE BY ITSELF!!!"

"Ore?" Omi blinked. He went to Ken's direction and checked things out. "Ne~ silly Ken-kun! This car is drove by Persia automatically here, not ghostly came here!" he pointed to the remote control and smiled to the soon flushing Ken.

"Baka." Everyone could hear Aya whispered that word under his breath.

So the 4 pretty guys hop into the car with Aya driving.

***

Even a guy who can wear his patience for long, loooooong time, if that means he has to sit on the car for maybe 4 hours (at least), his patience can really wear down soon. Especially when his friends keep bitching about how long they're going to be inside.

"Aya."

That was, of course, the ultimate playboy Kudou Yohji who can't just shut his mouth up for 5 minutes. The redhead leader heard his name was mentioned, but prefer to ignore this one.

"Oii Aya"

Ignore.

"Aya!"

Ignore. Twitch.

"Fujimiya Aya!!"

Ignore. Twitch. Think of slashing Takatori's head off, no make it to think of slashing Persia's head off. He's the one who made this fucking mission after all.

"Mr. Fujimiya stick-shoved-up-waaaaaaaay-too-far-to-his-ass Aya!!!!!"

Ignore. Twitch. *PLAN* on slashing Persia's head off (not thinking anymore).

"Oii, Fujimiya Aya the man who looks no better than a girl and has this addicted urge with Takatori and promptly become a shotakon!!"

That's it. Persia's head will be burn in hell.

"WHAT?!!" The once patient redhead leader glared at the older blonde.

"Aya-CHAN, you missed the entrance to the highway!"

"What the... ACK! NO!!!" Aya spun the wheel violently, making the poor car to screeched loudly and went the other way round.

"That's what I've been trying to tell yo~uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!" Yohji screamed, holding on the seat for dear life while his leader kept turning the wheel off and made the car to swing around madly. "HOLY FUCK!!! I LIKE ACTION MOVIES BUT I HATE TO EXPERIENCE THEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!! WACK!!"

Ken, who was been playing with his soccer ball was terrified. When he soon realized the situation he's in, he screamed.

"GOD BLESS US ALL!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! LET YOHJI DIE! BUT NOT ME!!!"

"HEY!"

The second statement, and again of course, came from Yohji's protest.

While the whole situation came up, the youngest Weiß was too horrified to even talk. So instead he busy himself with calculating. Afterall, he's the walking calculator ne?

"U-uhh.....with my calculatio~ooooooon... uhh, I calculated that we should be stop swinging around like this in... maybe about 2 minutes and 6 seconds..."

"AFTER 2 MINUTES I WOULD BE THE MOST GEORGOUS CORPSE EVER!!!!!" Yohji yelled. Sometimes the kid really freaks him out.

"It's no time to calculate!" Ken stated, grasped Omi's shirt firmly, making the poor texture to crumple. "It's time to PRAY!!"

"Ken-kun I never thought you believe in God!"

"Well I and you better believe it now!"

"I don't wanna die, I'm too sexy to die, I'm too beautiful to die, and to think there's so many girls I even haven't lay on...AGH! I can't and will NOT die!!"

"And you can still think of *that* now??!"

"Shut up..." that one slow whisper came from the leader. His teammates ignored him.

"Shuddap Kenken!! Those are all TRUE!!"

"Yeah right!"

"Shut the hell up..." that came from the leader again, and again his teammates ignored him.

"Uh... *shudder* 1 minute and 28 seconds..."

"STOP CALCULATING FOR HOLY GOD'S SAKE!!!!!"

"HEY! Don't shout at Omi!!"

"I said shuddap Ken!!"

"No! YOU shut up!"

"Hey NO! YOU shut up!!!"

"NO YOU!"

"YOU!!"

"YOU!!!!"

Aya took some breath... "YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Well, nevertheless, *that* shut them up. The baka teammates of Aya (or at least, that's what Aya think) realize that the car already stop swinging around. It's a wonder for them whether because it's already bloody 1 minute and 28 seconds or the car also scared to death because of Aya's screaming.

Panting some breath with eyes still glaring at his teammates (precisely Yohji and Ken) Aya replied himself calmly. "Shut the fucking hell up or else I'll throw you one by one out of the window."

Then calmly, the car made a shift turn and headed to the highway.

Except that, maybe it's due to the busy dream clouds on chopping Persia's head for getting him into this in Aya's mind, Aya (or the rest of his teammates who already too terrified of Aya's screaming to even dare to blink) didn't notice that he took the wrong highway.

When the heavenly solemn place named beach is on the left highway, Aya took the right highway (of course, in coincidence). And on the small green direction that planted on the highway that Aya took was written:

FUJI MOUNTAIN - 180 KM

***

~part one owari^^

You did read until now?? o.O you are a lot tougher then I thought. Comments onegaaaaaaaaaaai??