Thank you so much for the comments! Please, this one too. It's been quite long since the last time I wrote anything, so I just wanted to know whether there are changes or not. ^^; Comments in any way are welcomed! I don't receive flames though... (I'll just no respond to it^^;) and I'm so sorry if I make any Ken's fans abandoned... I mean, I'm also a Ken fan, but here... really, I made him sounds too 'baka' here... (does not have the heart to say 'stupid' ^^;;) gomen!! .
Err, and no, I don't think I will make another pair that consider Farfie x Yohji... so don't ask, ok? ^^;;;
Note: I put a very, VERY little slash of GW characters here (Heero/Duo)
Warnings: Foul words, shounen-ai
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Weiß doesn't belong
to me, it belongs to Koyasu Takehito, Kyoko Tsuchiya and Project Weiß.
Wrong Way
Part
3: My Dear Rabbit Pajama
Kisaragi Yuu
"Uh, does the colour of sand change to white in year 2000?" asked Ken.
Yohji groaned. Aya silenced.
Omi sighed, "It doesn't *change* Ken-kun... this IS snow."
"So if this is snow then... where is the sand?"
Yohji groaned more, putting one hand on his head, "The sand is on the beach, Kenken."
"So where is the beach?"
Yohji and Omi chorused, "BITE ME."
Ken rubbed his back dumbly.
The Weiß were seen standing in front of their car in some Hawaiian suits (except of Aya) while the people around passed them after taking a minute of glance. Yohji kept his mouth shut, really, really, really, and really annoyed of this situation. He liked to be in the center of the attention, but NOT in this kind of situation.
Ken started again, "Umm... I thought we are going to a beach?"
Yohji, Omi and even Aya groaned.
"We are lost, Ken." Aya explained simply, wondering and wondering whatever the reason he had to deal with his stupid teammates.
Yohji growled, "I can't stand it anymore!! We had to sit in the damned car for more than 7 hours, almost dead by the greatest driver ever named Fujimiya stick-shoved-up-to-my-ass Aya, and now we are LOST??! Oh ye God, what have I done??!"
"What have you done? A lot of things Kudou, for fucking innocent girls AND guys, for lying to all of us that you got a 'business' to attend when it's your duty to open the flowershop, and for getting me pissed a hell lot NOW."
"Why, you great leader of mine, if you hadn't take the wrong highway..."
"I took the wrong highway because *you* were screaming like a girl."
"I did not...!"
"Guys look!" Omi pointed to a familiar orange-haired man who screamed hysterically beside his three teammates.
The Weiß blinked in unison.
"Is that who I think it is?" Ken asked.
Aya widened his eyes.
***meanwhile***
"YOU DAMNED FUCKHEAD!! WHY DID YOU TAKE THE WRONG HIGHWAY?????"
"Don't scream, Schuschu, many people are looking at us..." Brad brushed his temple, trying hard to restrain himself from taking that new gun and pointed it to Schu.
"Now I'll have my skin paler!! I thought I told you that my skin is getting paler and paler, so I got to go to the beach?!"
"You did, Schu, you did." Brad changed his mind on pointing the gun to Schu, make it to just simply shoot him and be damned with it. If it still doesn't work, let him shoot himself to death.
"Schu, we are not going to get back to Tokyo with you whining like that." Nagi sighed. Schu was older than him and yet he sounded like he was 10 years behind the Japanese boy.
Farfarello looked to the group of four that were looking at him, he blinked, "Hey anti-God troopers, look who we got here..."
Nagi turned to Brad, "Crawford? Since when are we 'anti-God troopers'?"
"Bite me." Brad sighed.
"I will." Schuldich grinned.
The leader of Schwarz brushed his temple for the zillionth time (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, sue me) as he looked at the way that Farfarello pointed.
... O_O
"WEIß!!"
"SCHWARZ!!"
And so, many slashing and gun shooting was heard.
***
Somewhere in the car... (yeah right, like there is somewhere over that Ferrari)
"Yowch, Schu! Please be more careful at that one!!"
"Shut up, Liebe, it's your fault. Why did you have to get slashed on the most exciting part of your shaped body? And it's my fave spot too!"
"Your fave spot of my body is my ass?"
Schuldich grinned, "And your smooth chests, that is."
***
Somewhere in a hotel room...
"Ooh, yes!! Yes, please Heero!! Come to me! Aah..."
Heero took the lubrication once more and started to rub on Duo's...
Oops, wrong channel, sorry.
***
Somewhere in the car... (this one is the Porsche one, of you don't notice)
"Hn. Be more gentle, onegai." (In Aya's language, the 'hn' there means: 'YARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS YOU STUPID DINGBOAT!!')
"Aya? Why did you have to be nearly shot on your leg? To tell you the truth, it's my favorite part..."
Aya smiled faintly at Ken as he ruffled his hands to Ken's hair, rubbing his head away (but poor Kenken didn't know that the 'rub' Aya was giving him was the rub ala pet-rub). Ken blushed an unison of red and violet.
Then loud of... interesting noises were heard. Err, let's skip that part. *ducks from the flying dead chicken that the yaoi Ranken fans throw to her*
***
The rest of the Weiß and Schwarz were seen in front of a mansion, more like a wooden inn. There's a small piece of paper, drawn there was the blueprint of the mentioned inn.
"NO!"
"But Yohji-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! There's no other room left!"
"There is NO, and I repeat, NO, and I repeat again, NOOOOOOOOOOOO~ way I'm going to sleep with Farfarello!!"
Farfarello licked his knife, "Geez, I thought I was going to have some God-hurting fun this way. God will hurt a hell lot when I have companion." He winked... yes, he WINKED with his other amber eye to the oldest blonde Weiß, don't worry, your eyes are not deceiving you.
Yohji shivered, "See?! Omi!! Please! Don't make me SLEEP with him!! I won't have the chance to wake up anymore!" Yohji wailed, almost begging.
Fuck pride, there's no way Yohji wanted to sleep with Farfarello. The guy was a sicko for crying out loud!
"But it's all settled! These are the perfect matches after all. Aya-kun with Ken-kun, Schuldich-san with Crawford-san, I with Naoe-san, assuming that he's almost in the same age with me, and well... you with Farfarello-san!" Omi read the list again.
All of them could hear Farfarello choked with the adding of 'san' on his name. But of course, none of them pay any attention to his choke, considering that he's a madman and madmen do the worst thing in thoughts.
"B-but, why couldn't I sleep with you??"
"You are dangerous to teenagers like me, Yohji-kun." Omi stated, almost whispering as his face flushed.
"But Omiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~."
Nagi cuts him off, ignoring the whine that was starting to sound like Schu's, "Besides, Farfarello won't do anything to you if you don't wear rosaries and pray every night." He stated, munching his Good Time biscuits after offering it to the youngest Weiß.
"Is that true?"
"Nope." Nagi replied calmly as he munched on the delicious chocolate biscuits.
/Brat/ That thought came from Yohji as he threw dagger glare to Nagi.
Now what Yohji can do to protect (and re-build) his ego was to accept the game plan as a man and be damned with it. Of course, with the un-heartily way too.
Yohji sighed, kissing his freedom good-bye.
Omi smiled, knowing the best that his older teammate had given up. /Gomen Yohji-kun!/
Sometimes, Yohji just had this funny conclusion, whether the angelic smile that Omi had was a true genuine smile or was it just another game plan that the strategist had thought of. And he must admit that he was, in a depressing Yohji's pride away, kind of worried about this kid.
He sighed his losing smile. /This is going to be a too looooooooooong vacation./
***
That night, no one was able to sleep.
Well, of course, an exception to the couples (Aya-Ken and Schu-Brad) who were too busy to sleep.
Yohji wished, how he wished, oh hoooooooooow he wished, he brought his steel wire weapon.
Yohji felt a cold in his back neck, "Don't stare at me."
"I'm not staring at you."
Silent.
"I said don't stare at me."
"God will hurt, I'm not staring at you."
"Ah see? You're staring at me until your eye turns gold!"
Farfarello sighed, hey... maybe this guy could challenge Schuldich in whining, protesting, and imagining things up! And he always thought that no one could with-draw Schuldich in those kinds of challenge...
"They are not gold, they are ambers. And furthermore I'm not staring at you. Screwing your pajama, yeah, not staring at you, no."
"Hmm... good then," a pause. After a few minutes, Yohji turned his head violently to Farfarello, "You did WHAT?!"
"Slashing your cute rabbit pajama out, why?"
Yohji really wanted to cry, how he _desperately_ wanted to cry and just throw himself out of the window. Of all his few pajamas... (considering that to put up with his image he always slept with no clothes on... but also always got the cold in the morning. Of course the Weiß producer cut off that scene everyday Yohji woke up, just to protect his image)
...why did he had to cut the pinky rabbit?? And it was the cutest among the other animals!
(just for your information, the other animals are gray elephant, orange cats, brown squirrels, and red Ayas.)
(...)
(Okay maybe Aya is not an animal, but Yohji did think that he is an endangered species.)
But again, to protect his precious pride, he stopped looking at Farfarello and just turned over to look at the sky. He lit on his cigarette and puffed it.
Aa, the sky was a perfect choice. A bishonen who was thinking about his past, looking to the sky, with a cigarette on his lips and wearing a suit that the first few buttons were opened, boy, what a great pose!
Then suddenly he heard noises.
Noises of... something getting undressed.
To his worst fear, he looked back sloooooowly.
O_O
"W-w-w-w-what the hell are you doing??!"
"Changing my clothes."
Farfarello undressed himself and threw his black pants away. Soon he started to find clothes to wear in his suitcase. Yohji dropped his cigarette at the sight of Farfarello changing.
Farfarello actually had a well-built body after all, although there were scars scattering everywhere, but he fitted it. His hands hadn't that many biceps, but still he surely had a nice pair of legs. And they were smooth (WHAT?! O.O). He had the most perfect belly, with a small boxer with motive...
Hey... wait... a... minute...
"You slashed my rabbit pajama away and made it to a BOXER??!!!"
Farfarello grinned.
Yohji screamed.
TBC~ ^^;
