Warnings: shonen-ai, OOC
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Weiß doesn't belong to me. It hurts okay, it hurts!! T_T

Aah... this one is so simple and relaxing. No mission and (hopefully... although I think I'll put a little of it^^;) no angst. Just fun I wanna have in writing this one. Comments are welcomed! Any suggestions on what should Kenken get for Ayan and Yotan? ^_^ *big smile*

/blah./ - inner mind
//blah.// - Schuldich's mind

Note: Ken's POV

Christmas Presents
Part 1: The Supermarket

Kisaragi Yuu

It's a White Christmas.

I wonder when the last time I celebrated my Christmas, it's been quite long... I wonder what's mom doing now, knowing the best that she thinks I'm dead. And pop... he's always been the good one, and strong too. But yet he's lovable, through the proof that he taught me soccer.

I look throughout the window. My chest hurts. Why it pains? Something is not right... I guess it's because I have no one beside me now. I still feel empty, although I just celebrated my birthday with the guys. Why?

/Idiot, you asked that twice./

Shut up inner mind, you're not welcomed.

Jeeves, I think I'm doing it again, talking to myself and answering it all over again. I'm in a very desperate case, ne?

Doing this will not make my night better, maybe I should go out and get something for my friends' Christmas presents. Yeah, that's a good idea indeed. Now where the hell is my coat?

***

"Don't forget to buy pepper, Ken-kun, we ran out of it!"

"Yeah, yeah."

"Be back soon."

"Surely Aya, by the way... you actually could make a long conversation if you stop doing that silent act of yours."

Glare.

"A-anou... in second thought, maybe not doing that, is still ok..."

"Yo Kenken, don't forget the beers k?"

"Yeah... what? Beers?? NO!"

"Geez, some people just don't know how to get some fun..."

I open the door as I slam it back again, just to show Yohji how serious I am about not letting him—or anyone of my teammates get drunk. I had enough of alcohol, once I drank the stupid liquor (after Yohji tricked me to it, of course) for just a couple of times and as a result, my head was spinning for 3 damn days.

Ah scratch that, now what I have to do is to get presents and pepper.

I walk to the market, as it's just a few blocks from the Koneko and I don't need my motorbike to get in there. Moreover the vehicle is destroyed because Yohji tried to screw... I mean, drive it.

Poor bike. Damn Yohji.

I step into the market with the logo 'Your Wish is Our Command' and all those commercials thingy.

"Irasshai! Can I help you with anything?"

I turn to see a girl in a waitress uniform, I smile, "Yes please, do you know where can I get pepper?"

"Black or white?"

Ara? There's species on it? Omi... why didn't you tell me?!

Ah, now what should I choose... let's see...

"Er... I... umm, white."

"Wait a minute please." The waitress smiles again before she goes to the 'seasoning' or whatever part of the market. Soon she come back with a pack of white pepper on her hands.

"Aa, arigatou. And do you know where can I get any Christmas present?"

She points on the Christmas ornament section and says, "There, you can find any Christmas present, from ornaments or sweaters. Or even..." she moves closer as she whispers, "...bras that has the Santa Clause logo on it."

I blush. "A-Aa, doumo arigatou!"

She giggles more while she gushes 'kawaii' and all as I run out from there as soon as I can.

Now let's see... Christmas presents... what should I get for Omi...

Hmm, Omi likes computer. Omi likes technology. Does Omi like teddy bears? ...NO way, although as much as he looks like a cute girl, he's still a boy and he's not changing to a girl anyway. Teddy bears are out.

/Computer./

Gee I don't think I have much money for it... and he already has it anyway.

/Laptop./

Not enough money, laptops are even more expensive from computers, dammit!

/Dream Cast./

And get Aya spank me for making Omi get occupied with the game console? Are you out of your mind? Oh wait, you are my mind so I'm out of my mind. Nonono, that's not it. I mean... ah heck with it, NO.

//Pink bra//

Well I don't think...

WHAT??!!

Are you my mind?! NO WAY!! Omi HATES pink and even if he likes bra... well I will never give him something like that!

//Ah too bad, I kinda thought that it is a good way for teaching the lil' boy some adult education...//

No wait, you are replying. Well my inner mind also replies to me but it's not this clear.

//Hehehe... damn right it does.//

"Schwarz."

"A score of perfect for our Weiß kitten!" the damned German walked out from the shelves with a more casual suit than he always wears. His red flame hair is being tied, but he doesn't put off his bandana. I wonder how can one self stands that bandana, it makes your fore hair to fall on your eyes and interrupt you in seeing.

"Heh, why? Because it looks _good_ with me, silly." The German snickered.

Dammit I almost forget that he could read minds.

"Bad for you." he grins.

"What the hell are you doing in here?"

"Same with you of course, shopping for Christmas presents?"

"Do you think I'll believe that crap?"

"Tsk tsk, negative thoughts are bad. Honest, I'm shopping. So... what do you think will suit the other members of the Schwarz other than golden?"

"A suicide."

"Touché." He pauses as he looks up to the shelves, "By the way I'm Schuldich. And it's pronounced S-C-H-U-L-D-I-C-H. Unlike your funny Japanese tongue."

"Yes, Schurich, with my Japanese tongue."

He twitches, "Schuldich dammit!! And don't forget the 'D'!"

"Hai, hai, Schuldich."

"You did that on purpose." Schuldich mutters. Then he rises his long hands up to the shelves and take something down. I widen my eyes at his choice.

What the... a blender?

"You are going to present your Schwarz members a blender?"

"Farfie likes it."

Farfie?? Schwarz's member got a funny name like that??

Then he laughs a fresh laugh until I shiver a little, "Nah, his real name is Farfarello. He's an Irish, the one with the eye-patch. We call him Farfie since in our house he's just like a little pet. An _extremely_ dangerous pet since he could stab one of his beloved knives up to your ass."

Ouch.

"Yes, ouch indeed. Actually Crawford... the spectacled American, sounded like 'YAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!' more to us than a single 'ouch' when Farfie stabbed him with the knife on his sexy butt."

I sweatdrop. Oh wow... never thought that Schwarz has quite a life in their own residence. I thought that their place they call home would be a freakish house that looks like a haunted house with a super hi-tech basement for their source of information. Along with a secret base behind their floors or what.

Ah anyway, ignore him, what I need now is to find a present for Omi.

"Omi? The little blonde boy?"

"Uh? How did you..."

"Heh heh, he's Nagi's Internet friend which Nagi gives interest on to. You know what does he use for his nick? Fluffykawaii17!!" he gestures as he snickers again. "Ah by the way, Nagi is the youngest yet the strongest between us."

Omi is chatting with Schwarz and he's putting a special interest in my friend!

When I goes home, a certain someone will get a big, long lecture by me and Yohji.

"That was what Crawford did when he found out that *snickers* Fluffykawaii17 is a Weiß. He ended with his ribs broken because Nagi threw him away from the second floor though. So I don't think you can stop our dearest Nagiekins to see your blonde kitten."

I gulp.

"Still I won't agree!"

"Who said you have to?" Schuldich grins more.

There's something sickening in that grin... it has the sense of Yohji's damned evil grin but this one is kinda more evil.

Ahh back to earth, Ken!! Find the bloody presents for your friends quickly and be done with it!

"Right... I just remembered that Nagi did mention about Omi's favorite thing. He actually want a teddy bear titled 'Forever Friends' that is holding a hear-shaped pillow with the writing of 'love' on the middle of it. Want to buy him that?"

What the hell?!

"NO!! I don't want to help Omi turning into a sissy!!"

"Well then I guess a pair of casual shoes would make it good. He needs shoes. Do you notice how bad his mission shoes are? They contain microbes."

"Wait... are you planning on something?"

"Sweet geez, relax a bit okay?? Forget about our status now, I'm just trying to help you! And what could a suggestion hurt??"

Hmm. He's still very suspicious. I have to be careful with him.

"Whatever."

I guess a pair of Nike shoes is kinda good too. Maybe I could really give him that... okay now what should I give the lazy playboy Yohji and my cold leader Aya?

TBC~ ^^