Hi everyone! Rhamana is back with Chapter 3 of 'Your New Favourite FanFiction' ^^;; Sorry, I like The Hives. ^^ That says a lot about me. ^^ *Everyone starts to walk away* Noo! Please come back, I can write good FanFiction!! So on with the fic, before you stop reading..

Shinigami Nomore

Chapter 3- 'Madame' Likes Cuss Words!

"Geeze, I wish people would stop pushing those buttons. I don't much care for being human catapult fodder." "Duo Maxwell, is that who you are?" Asked yet another feminine voice behind him. Reluctantly he turned round. "Well, that depends. Are you gonna shoot me up with a red button?" "Nope." "Then yes I am Duo Maxwell." "Good. My job is to train you in the ways of being a Guardian Angel. You should pick it up quickly, as it is mostly common sense. You will address me as Madame, as I will not tolerate anything else. Any questions?" "Well, I wanted to know-" "Great! Lets get on with training you, so I can get you out of my hair, and I can carry on with my oh-so-wonderful after-life." 'Madame' droned, and Duo was shocked at her monotone voice. "Err, kay?" He smiled nervously, giving her a thumbs up. She rolled her eyes at him in annoyance, then walked off, badeing him to follow.

"YOU STUPID LITTLE F***ER!!! WHAT THE F**K DID YOU F**KING DO?!?!" "Err, I dunno? Heh heh heh." Madame was standing two foot away from Duo, and her auburn hair was scorched to a cinder on the top. Red in the face and looking ready to strangle our braided friend, she shook while clenching her fists. "What's wrong, Madame?" Called Kitty, Madame help. She was sat in a nearby tree, and was reading a book, seeing as it was her afternoon off. "This.This DUNDERHEAD nearly beheaded me with the AngelScythe!!!" She screamed, trying to get her hair to go back to normal. "In my defense, I'm only used to the Scythe on my old Mobile Suit!!!" He moaned. "Oh, just ignore her, she's way too over-dramatic!" Kitty smiled, jumping off the tree and floating down. The strange thing about Kitty was she was a blonde cat. Duo had gotten used to the idea of a talking cat, so it didn't seem strange. "Thanks Kitty." He grinned. "Any time!" Kitty grinned back. She liked this care free Angel in training. He was fun, and he annoyed Madame more than she did. She liked that in a man! "Now to use the AngelScythe, you've got to put your hands in this position. That's right, now, with one swing, you can send the righteous hearted to their eternal rest." "Nani?!" Duo shrieked in surprise. "I kill the good?" "Yeah, it's what the Angels do, taking the good from this miserable existence, where they can be reunited with all their family and be happy." Kitty explained. "Well, when you put it that way." He smiled, holding the blue AngelScythe in his hands, swinging it gently.

~~~Four months and twenty hair appointments later.~~~

Well done Duo, you have graduated from Angel training, and to prove your asention, you have earned your wings. Please choose what wings you would like to have." Madame smiled. "I want those ones, please Madame." Duo smiled pointing to a pair of, you've guessed it, black bat wings. (A.N. ^_^; Could.not.resist.temptation.) Madame shrugged. "Ok." She trailed her voice, whilst arching her eye brows at the grinning brown haired boy. She raised an arm and lilac light swirled around her hand and Duo's torso. As the light hit Duo's back, he gasped from the slight pain as the light, which turned black, formed into wings that sprouted out of his back.

"There! Your new wings." Kitty giggled as Duo tried to look at his back. Madame conjured a mirror from her light energy, and held it up for Duo to see his newly formed wings. They were very small, and folded up like a cape around his shoulders. "They will not work for a few days, as they are baby wings." Madame stated, looking sternly at Duo. He rolled his eyes, as he could tell there was yet another lecture on it's way. "You must NOT repeat NOT use your wings for at least three days." She firmly stated. His face fell. "What? Then how am I supposed to get around?! I don't suppose heaven has public transport?" He smirked. Bad move. Madame's face clouded over, and she shot a bolt of heavenly lightning from her fingers. Kitty screeched, as it narrowly missed her also. "I was getting to that! Dunderhead." Madame muttered, then whistled loudly, and a small yellow cloud puffed out of the sky above them, and floated to Madame's side. "This is Nimbus. He will be your transport till your wings have matured. Maybe you should grow up too." "Me? Nah! Why would I go and do a silly thing like that?!" Duo grinned, and Madame shook her head in exasperation. "Nimbus, this is Duo. Angel number 49908543. Look after him, he needs it. Baby." The Nimbus floated up and down a bit, it's way of showing Madame it understood it's orders. It floated and shifted some of it's matter towards Duo, who grinned sheepishly and waved at the cloud. It immited a small giggle like noise, and swirled round him, it's way of giving him a hug. "Hey! I think he likes me!" Duo smiled, and the cloud giggled again. Madame smiled. "This Nimbus is called Stratos. It's a little girl, so she likes you." Duo smiled and attempted to stroke the Nimbus, which giggled again, and rubbed against him. "I think this will be the beginning of a beautiful new friendship."

End Of Chapter 3

Well, that was good. I'm sorry if the ending wasn't too good, but when I was writing this chapter, I had to rush to the hospital. My Grandma had just died from lung cancer, and I wanted to see her and hear her last rights be read out. I'm sorry to have to tell you that, but I had to, as it is the reason this chapter isn't very good. Heaven is kind of a touchy subject now for obvious reasons, but I will continue with this fiction, as not to disappoint my faithful readers! Ja ne,

Rhamana.