O.k, people have asked me to space it out more, so I will try. Thank you for the criticism; it helps me to become a better writer!

Shinigami Nomore.

Chapter 6 -They can't make mistakes in Heaven, Can they?

"Geeze, for a girl, she sure can run!" Duo yelled while shielding his eyes, as Stratos was flying full tilt and still a way behind Relena. Looking at the Cloud Card, he could see that she was about 4 to 5 blocks away from his current position. He was three weeks into his new job as Relena's Guardian Angel, and wasn't enjoying it one little bit. First of all, Relena seemed to have a death wish, but this could have been due to the fact that she was chasing a boy. A boy that wanted her to be crushed like an insect.

That was another thing, every time this boy, Heero Yuy, was around him, his jade cross, which was the cause of his demise, would glow, and he felt warm and safe. And happy. But he didn't know why the cross was glowing. He knew he wasn't gay, and thought it might be Relena, the Siren of Death.

"Right. Now, if we go this way, we should catch up with her soon, Stratos!" Duo yelled to the cloud, who squeaked back in agreement, then flew as fast as she could. Suddenly, Duo felt a familiar warm feeling from the cross. He looked down, and saw it was pointing in the same direction as Relena.

"Hmm, that's strange, why does my cross react when Relena is around? Oh well, less thinking, more saving!" He thought, quickly pushing any thoughts other than saving Relena out of his mind.

~~Scene Change~~

"Relena, just leave me alone!" Heero shouted over his shoulder, panting as he was running for a dear life. Relena acted like she didn't even care about his feelings, she knew what she wanted, and like a spoilt brat, she was as sure as hell she was going to get it.

'Maybe if I went down here, then ran across that big main road." Heero thought, sprinting down an alleyway. Relena followed, and all that could be heard was a loud scream and screeching brakes. Duo immediately panicked, thinking his Guard was now road kill (A.N- Good enough for her. ^_^) and rushed, hoping she would be safe. When he got there, he couldn't believe his eyes. Relena was in the middle of the road, her arms up in a hopeless defence, with four cars smacked into one another all around her. As Duo stared at Relena, who was shaking violently, she fell to one side, and Heero who appeared out of nowhere grabbed her before she fell to the floor.

"Jeeze, I'm glad Heero was here, he did my job for me!" Duo thought, dropping his head to the floor.

"Duo! Duo Maxwell!" A familiar voice called to him. His head snapped up and he looked around, trying to place the voice.

"What the hell? Where are you? And more to the point, who are you?!" He cried out, trying in vain to find the source of the voice.

"Up here!" The voice shouted, and Duo looked above him, to see a familiar figure above him.

"Madame!" Duo shouted, seeing his mentor floating gently on the breezes above him.

"That's my name, don't wear it out!" She smiled. "Come on, I need to talk to you." She smiled, beckoning to Duo to follow. He looked at Relena, who had recovered, and was currently sitting on Heero's shoulders. Duo sweatdropped, and wondered when that development had occurred.

~~~Scene Change~~~

"What?!" Duo yelped, jumping off Stratos. His wings had formed, but Stratos wanted to stay with Duo, so he let her.

"I'm sorry, Duo. It was a mix up." Madame quietly stated, closing her eyes, and sipping a cup of herbal tea.

"Are you guys determined to screw everything concerning my after life?!?! So, you telling me, Relena isn't my guard?!"

"Nope." Madame again quietly stated, sipping the tea.

"Then, who the hell is?!" Duo asked, his wings twitching in agitation.

"That would be.." Madame pondered, flicking through some papers she had in her hand. "Ah, here we are. That would be, Heero Yuy."

"What? Are you sure this isn't another screw up?" Duo asked, arching his eyebrows sceptically.

"No, I'm sure Duo. This is your guard. We got you mixed up with some other people. (A.N. Just like I did! #^_^#) See, it says right here. Angel number 49908543, Duo Maxwell is assigned to human Heero Yuy, from Colony cluster 2311. He must guard the person in question until further notice."

"But, what about my Cloud Card? That says my Guard is Relena!" Duo moaned, waving the card under Madame's nose. Bad move. Seconds later the card was nothing but a smouldering pile of dust.

"Oh poo." Madame frowned. Duo was shaking violently with wide frightened eyes.

"Why do you say that?"

"Cause I missed." She smirked. And with that, Duo fainted.

End of Chapter 6

Ok, Ploopy the Clown, I know you had Relena's dying in mind, but I couldn't do that. She still has a purpose in this story. Mwahahaha. But don't worry, she will get her comeuppance.