Lloyd in Control????
Chapter Three saw the release of Ferret, who promptly took her revenge on the cast for daring to attempt to upsurp her power. Doel and Shana are being chased by rabid weasels and pelted with balls of whipped cream by some invisible force. Meru was banished to some frozen land to freeze to death, Miranda banished and forced to dance with clones of Dart for the rest of her life, Rose is...somewhere, lurking. Haschel and Kongol are just, well, gone. Poofed into non existence, and the Jades, poor things, are chained and shackled, forced to be the Ferret's personal servents
The Jades all glower, for, well, what else can they do at the moment? Absolutely nothing. Lavitz looks like, perhaps, he's going to be sick, and with good reason, judging from the scene before the poor, tormented Jade Dragoons. Ferret is all curled up and comfy like in Lloyd's lap, sleeping no less, and the Wingly just has this horribly evil, demented look on his face.
Greham: Okay...the Wingly is officially scaring me now.
Lavitz: The traitor's plotting something, I just know it.
Albert: I begin to fear for our lives now.
Lloyd: And you should. Oh yes, yes you stupid little Jades -should- fear for your lives. Do you honestly think that I let this little psychopath go because I -enjoy- being glomped? No. I think not. You see, a very dear companion and I have discovered this lovely little bit of information. I'm sure you're all going to just love it. But, I can't say anymore, at least, not yet.
Rose lurks somewhere in the background, as Doel and Shana race back and forth while being gnawed on by rabid weasels.
Ferret yawns, stretching out and just sort of drapes herself across Lloyd's lap.
Ferret: I feel -so- much better now...what? Are you three still dressed? Oh no, this will never do. Man servants aren't allowed that much clothing. ~The Jades all pale as the Ferret snaps her fingers, and **poof** the three Jades now wear only loincloths~ Much, much better. Lloyd Darling, why are you looking at me like that?
Lloyd: ~smirks evily and suddenly stands, dislodging the author from his lap~ You'll see in just a moment, in the meantime, why don't you join your new Jade friends over there? ~Ferret started to reply and poof, she suddenly found herself in chains alongside the Jades.
Jades&Ferret: Oh hell no!
Lloyd: Oh yes! Mwahahahahahhahahhhahahaha! Now we'll see who fries continuously you blonde haired pansy! ~he screams, pointing at Lavitz~ Now you'll all suffer, and authors everywhere will regret ever torturing me because now -I- have the power of author magic!!!
Ferret: Noooooooo! I'm dooooommmeeedddd! ~thunk, thud~ X-x ~Ferret slumps over against Albert, Lavitz glaring at her~
Albert: Thank Soa...now get her off of me!
Lloyd cackles evily and his nasty apprentice slips out of the shadows to take a seat on the arm of the throne.
Rose: You people really are too gullible.
Ferret: Gullible?! GULLIBLE! You just wait till I get out of these chains you ~thunk, silence once more as Lavitz whaps her upside the head once more~
Albert: You do realize that you have signed your own death warrant don't you?
Rose: Maybe...maybe not.
Dart's body continues to twitch madly, though this is ignored by all. Albert has shoved Ferret over onto Greham, who seems to have no problem with this, except that Lloyd keeps -glaring- in his general dirrection. The Wingly in power is about to say something else when suddenly, one entire wall explodes inwards, and a voice squeals.
???: MY JADES!!!!
Jades: Sweet Soa NO! Anything but that!!!
Ferret: ~jolts awake and squeals cheerfully~ FIFI! You came to save me!
Fifi: ~blinks blankly at Ferret and oogles the lioncloth clad Jades~ You? You? Who said anything about you? I came to save my Jades.
Lloyd: ~stares in dumbstruck wonder~ Wait a minute, I didn't pull you into this fic.
Fifi: Of course not. I came to save my Jades. ~glomps Lavitz~
Lavitz: ~screams like a little school girl~ Get it off me! Get it off me!
Ferret: Chains chains, get them off. Fifi, free me and I shall help you vanquish the evildoers and free thy Jades!
All: ~stare blankly at Ferret and wonder if maybe Lavitz hit her a little too hard or something.~
Fifi: Fweeeee! Ferret has seen the light! ~claps cheerfuly, and suddenly all the chains are gone. Glomps Lavitz again, and Lavitz screams like a little school girl again. Greham and Albert eye Ferret warily, and then it's Albert's turn to scream when Ferret glomps onto him.~
Rose: ~makes gagging sounds~ Lloyd, can't you just, fry them or something?
Fifi&Ferret: Negative! Authors must now vanquish the evil Wingly who -dares- to try to stage a hostile takeover.
Lloyd: Uh oh.
Ferret: FWOOSH! Burn Wingly burn! ~cackles evily as the platinum haired Wingly suddenly bursts into flames. In that instant, Dart suddenly springs back to life and viciously tackles Rose, who topples over screaming about the giant demon spawn. And at that instant, a gigantic version of Meru's hammer drops out of nowhere and squishes both Rose and Dart into big puddles of primordial goo.~
Fifi and Ferret blink at each other, then turn to eye the loincloth clad Jades.
Lavitz: Oh hell.
Greham: I suggest a retreat.
Albert: Yes. Yes a retreat sounds like a mervelous idea.
Chapter Three saw the release of Ferret, who promptly took her revenge on the cast for daring to attempt to upsurp her power. Doel and Shana are being chased by rabid weasels and pelted with balls of whipped cream by some invisible force. Meru was banished to some frozen land to freeze to death, Miranda banished and forced to dance with clones of Dart for the rest of her life, Rose is...somewhere, lurking. Haschel and Kongol are just, well, gone. Poofed into non existence, and the Jades, poor things, are chained and shackled, forced to be the Ferret's personal servents
The Jades all glower, for, well, what else can they do at the moment? Absolutely nothing. Lavitz looks like, perhaps, he's going to be sick, and with good reason, judging from the scene before the poor, tormented Jade Dragoons. Ferret is all curled up and comfy like in Lloyd's lap, sleeping no less, and the Wingly just has this horribly evil, demented look on his face.
Greham: Okay...the Wingly is officially scaring me now.
Lavitz: The traitor's plotting something, I just know it.
Albert: I begin to fear for our lives now.
Lloyd: And you should. Oh yes, yes you stupid little Jades -should- fear for your lives. Do you honestly think that I let this little psychopath go because I -enjoy- being glomped? No. I think not. You see, a very dear companion and I have discovered this lovely little bit of information. I'm sure you're all going to just love it. But, I can't say anymore, at least, not yet.
Rose lurks somewhere in the background, as Doel and Shana race back and forth while being gnawed on by rabid weasels.
Ferret yawns, stretching out and just sort of drapes herself across Lloyd's lap.
Ferret: I feel -so- much better now...what? Are you three still dressed? Oh no, this will never do. Man servants aren't allowed that much clothing. ~The Jades all pale as the Ferret snaps her fingers, and **poof** the three Jades now wear only loincloths~ Much, much better. Lloyd Darling, why are you looking at me like that?
Lloyd: ~smirks evily and suddenly stands, dislodging the author from his lap~ You'll see in just a moment, in the meantime, why don't you join your new Jade friends over there? ~Ferret started to reply and poof, she suddenly found herself in chains alongside the Jades.
Jades&Ferret: Oh hell no!
Lloyd: Oh yes! Mwahahahahahhahahhhahahaha! Now we'll see who fries continuously you blonde haired pansy! ~he screams, pointing at Lavitz~ Now you'll all suffer, and authors everywhere will regret ever torturing me because now -I- have the power of author magic!!!
Ferret: Noooooooo! I'm dooooommmeeedddd! ~thunk, thud~ X-x ~Ferret slumps over against Albert, Lavitz glaring at her~
Albert: Thank Soa...now get her off of me!
Lloyd cackles evily and his nasty apprentice slips out of the shadows to take a seat on the arm of the throne.
Rose: You people really are too gullible.
Ferret: Gullible?! GULLIBLE! You just wait till I get out of these chains you ~thunk, silence once more as Lavitz whaps her upside the head once more~
Albert: You do realize that you have signed your own death warrant don't you?
Rose: Maybe...maybe not.
Dart's body continues to twitch madly, though this is ignored by all. Albert has shoved Ferret over onto Greham, who seems to have no problem with this, except that Lloyd keeps -glaring- in his general dirrection. The Wingly in power is about to say something else when suddenly, one entire wall explodes inwards, and a voice squeals.
???: MY JADES!!!!
Jades: Sweet Soa NO! Anything but that!!!
Ferret: ~jolts awake and squeals cheerfully~ FIFI! You came to save me!
Fifi: ~blinks blankly at Ferret and oogles the lioncloth clad Jades~ You? You? Who said anything about you? I came to save my Jades.
Lloyd: ~stares in dumbstruck wonder~ Wait a minute, I didn't pull you into this fic.
Fifi: Of course not. I came to save my Jades. ~glomps Lavitz~
Lavitz: ~screams like a little school girl~ Get it off me! Get it off me!
Ferret: Chains chains, get them off. Fifi, free me and I shall help you vanquish the evildoers and free thy Jades!
All: ~stare blankly at Ferret and wonder if maybe Lavitz hit her a little too hard or something.~
Fifi: Fweeeee! Ferret has seen the light! ~claps cheerfuly, and suddenly all the chains are gone. Glomps Lavitz again, and Lavitz screams like a little school girl again. Greham and Albert eye Ferret warily, and then it's Albert's turn to scream when Ferret glomps onto him.~
Rose: ~makes gagging sounds~ Lloyd, can't you just, fry them or something?
Fifi&Ferret: Negative! Authors must now vanquish the evil Wingly who -dares- to try to stage a hostile takeover.
Lloyd: Uh oh.
Ferret: FWOOSH! Burn Wingly burn! ~cackles evily as the platinum haired Wingly suddenly bursts into flames. In that instant, Dart suddenly springs back to life and viciously tackles Rose, who topples over screaming about the giant demon spawn. And at that instant, a gigantic version of Meru's hammer drops out of nowhere and squishes both Rose and Dart into big puddles of primordial goo.~
Fifi and Ferret blink at each other, then turn to eye the loincloth clad Jades.
Lavitz: Oh hell.
Greham: I suggest a retreat.
Albert: Yes. Yes a retreat sounds like a mervelous idea.
