Author's Note: Dundundun!! The long awaited Fifth installment of that classic LoD Humor, UPRISING!! Where the LoD cast revolt, take an author hostage, and comedy ensues.

Chapter Four saw Lloyd stealing Ferret's author magic, leaving her powerless against the Wingly, and the betrayal of Rose. It also brought the entrance of Freefall Insanity to resque her Jades, and Ferret's sudden change in favored Bishis, for she glomped onto Albert. A week has passed, and we begin now with Lloyd imprisoned in the dungeon of Ferret's massive apartment complex.

Lavitz: Freefall. I need my arm.

Fifi: ~clinging to the arm of Lavitz~ No! My huggy!

Lavitz: I haven't bathed in a -week-! Let go of my arm!

Fifi: Nonononononononononono!

Ferret: ~in the other room trimming a few shavings of ice from her new sculpture from the artic north, Meru, frozen in mid twirl~ Freefall, either you let that man go and bathe, or I'm going to sic the rabid weasels on you. Albert, -darling- be a dear and help me down.

Albert: ~due to some wacked out author magic spell obedintly moves to help the Ferret down from her ladder, earning him a fixedly disturbed look from Lavitz~

Ferret: Lavitz! Shower! NOW!

Lavitz: ~yelps and dislodges Fifi from his shoulder, bolting for the bathroom. Shortly after there would be a scream of~ DEAR SOA! GIANT CRICKET! ~followed by the sickening sound of something being eaten.~

Fif: ~looks completely distraught~ Lavie? LAVIE?! ~races off to the bathroom only to scream horribly at finding the mangled remains of the knight.~

Ferret: ~Giggles evily and dances off to the dungeons, leaving a confused Albert blinking rapidly~

Albert: What in the...

Lloyd: ~paces back and forth in the tiny ass little cell, growing more and more angry by the minute, right up until the cell door suddenly flies open and lo and behold, there stands the every triumphant Ferret.~ He's dead?

Ferret: He's dead. Deaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeaddead. Eaten by the giant cricket in the bathroom.

Lloyd: And Freefall?

Ferret: Sobbing over the remains of the knight.

Lloyd: ~imitates Mr. Burns~ Excellent.

Ferret: So we progress with Plan Beta?

Lloyd: But of course my dear, but of course.

~What horrible plan does Lloyd have hatching? Has everything been a clever ruse up until this point? Stay tuned to find out!~