MORE Harry Potter Limericks
Requested through MORE reviews!!
Author: Me! Johnnys Eeyore, the same girl who polluted your minds with the other two instalments of limericks!
Title: MORE Harry Potter Limericks, Requested through MORE reviews!!
Disclaimer: (Laughs in the face of lawyers) I don't have to do another one! So ner ner ner ner NER! (Pulls tongues and slaps ass cheek)
Authors Note: Wow! I never expected people to like these in the slightest but you have proved me wrong! Thanks to all who have reviewed in the past, these new limericks were requested by you!! If you can think of anyone I haven't done yet then don't hesitate to ask!
These limericks were written while listening to 'We Want Fun' by Andrew WK and 'Through The Night' which is the intro song for Outlaw Star!
Ludo Bagman (or Ludo Bastard as put by AppleJuiceMaster- Hell yeah!)-
"He tries desperately to play the part
Of someone who is fun and smart
But he's really a cunt
I'm gonna be blunt
Ludo's a shitty old fart"
Quirrell-"Always seemed to be alone
He tried to take the Philosophers stone
But he feels men's peck's
Has rabid man sex
And enjoys having Voldies bone"
(Peck's= like..the chest area, muscular area…ahhhhhhhh look it up, I know what I mean!)
Arthur Weasley-"The Ministry is where he chose to work
But he sometimes feels like a stupid jerk
When he see's that blonde sex god
With his sexy hot bod
And his Malfoy arrogant smirk"
(A/N: That kinda turned into a Lucius Malfoy limerick didn't it…I guess it's a cross! Sorry)
Cedric-"He was selected as the Gryffindor champ
Even though he acts rather camp
When he found out his task
He has no time to bask
'Cos Cedric's pants became damp"
(Camp= acting gay/homosexual)
Victor Krum-"His name is Victor Krum
He dresses like a bum
He thinks he is fabs
But he has pubic crabs
Lets face it, Victor is dumb"
(Dresses like a bum= Dresses like a tramp)
Mrs Norris-"Prowling Hogwarts at night
Trying to give people a fright
She's Filch's spy
Makes everyone sigh
She's an annoying nosey furry shite"
Fleur-"Thinks she is Gods gift to men
Because she can wear a size ten
She loves her own face
But she's a snobby disgrace
She should be stabbed with a pen"
(Size ten= Small dress size
Pen= Pen knife…bwahahahahahahaha!)
Barty Crouch-"Can never get Percy's name right
He's never been known to fight
Barty's getting old
His house should be sold
'Cos he's losing his hearing and sight"
Molly Weasley-"She freaks out about the smallest thing
When she's constipated she tends to sing
She's no slut
But has a sore butt
And there's a rash all over her ring"
(Ring= Asshole)
Parvati-"She isn't really well known
But she once sucked Harry's cone
She unzipped his pants
Listened to his horny rants
Then made Weasley moan"
Winky-"She was fired for something she didn't do
Accused of summoning the evil dark crew
But it was a lot of crap
Barty needs a slap
Winky's even cleaned up his poo"
Authors Note: Well, once again, that's it for this evening. I hope you liked the limericks and please review on your way out! (Big Smile) Ah go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! (Throws a squirrel at McGonagall)
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