MORE Harry Potter Limericks

Requested through MORE reviews!!

Author: Me! Johnnys Eeyore, the same girl who polluted your minds with the other two instalments of limericks!

Title: MORE Harry Potter Limericks, Requested through MORE reviews!!

Disclaimer: (Laughs in the face of lawyers) I don't have to do another one! So ner ner ner ner NER! (Pulls tongues and slaps ass cheek)

Authors Note: Wow! I never expected people to like these in the slightest but you have proved me wrong! Thanks to all who have reviewed in the past, these new limericks were requested by you!! If you can think of anyone I haven't done yet then don't hesitate to ask!

These limericks were written while listening to 'We Want Fun' by Andrew WK and 'Through The Night' which is the intro song for Outlaw Star!

Ludo Bagman (or Ludo Bastard as put by AppleJuiceMaster- Hell yeah!)-

"He tries desperately to play the part

 Of someone who is fun and smart

 But he's really a cunt

 I'm gonna be blunt

 Ludo's a shitty old fart"

Quirrell-

"Always seemed to be alone

 He tried to take the Philosophers stone

 But he feels men's peck's

 Has rabid man sex

 And enjoys having Voldies bone"

(Peck's= like..the chest area, muscular area…ahhhhhhhh look it up, I know what I mean!)

Arthur Weasley-

"The Ministry is where he chose to work

 But he sometimes feels like a stupid jerk

 When he see's that blonde sex god

 With his sexy hot bod

 And his Malfoy arrogant smirk"

(A/N: That kinda turned into a Lucius Malfoy limerick didn't it…I guess it's a cross! Sorry)

Cedric-

"He was selected as the Gryffindor champ

 Even though he acts rather camp

 When he found out his task

 He has no time to bask

 'Cos Cedric's pants became damp"

(Camp= acting gay/homosexual)

Victor Krum-

"His name is Victor Krum

 He dresses like a bum

 He thinks he is fabs

 But he has pubic crabs

 Lets face it, Victor is dumb"

(Dresses like a bum= Dresses like a tramp)

Mrs Norris-

"Prowling Hogwarts at night

 Trying to give people a fright

 She's Filch's spy

 Makes everyone sigh

 She's an annoying nosey furry shite"

Fleur-

"Thinks she is Gods gift to men

 Because she can wear a size ten

 She loves her own face

 But she's a snobby disgrace

 She should be stabbed with a pen"

(Size ten= Small dress size

 Pen= Pen knife…bwahahahahahahaha!)

Barty Crouch-

"Can never get Percy's name right

 He's never been known to fight

 Barty's getting old

 His house should be sold

 'Cos he's losing his hearing and sight"

Molly Weasley-

"She freaks out about the smallest thing

 When she's constipated she tends to sing

 She's no slut

 But has a sore butt

 And there's a rash all over her ring"

(Ring= Asshole)

Parvati-

"She isn't really well known

 But she once sucked Harry's cone

 She unzipped his pants

 Listened to his horny rants

 Then made Weasley moan"

Winky-

"She was fired for something she didn't do

 Accused of summoning the evil dark crew

 But it was a lot of crap

 Barty needs a slap

 Winky's even cleaned up his poo"

Authors Note: Well, once again, that's it for this evening. I hope you liked the limericks and please review on your way out! (Big Smile) Ah go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! Go on! (Throws a squirrel at McGonagall)

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